Blue Murder

Halloween.

Best day of the year.

Slept in my costume.

Makeup is done.

Looking hot as hell.

All my friends are hot as hell too, but...

Not quite as hot as me.

Which is awesome.

I love my life.

Bummer.

Wake the hell up, Marcy.

It's Hallo

Did I lock the door?

Annie, what the fuck?

Hello.

What happened to final girl?

Final girl always lives.

Right?

Always?

Dr. Monroe, line 12?

That's your costume?

It is. You like it?

Yeah.

Blue, that is so you.

I love it.

Oh my God, I love it. I love it.

This is genius.

You look rad. I wish I thought of that.

You did.

Last year when we were recovering at the diner,

you said, "You know what?

Next year for Halloween, I'm gonna be a nurse.

But not just any nurse, I'm gonna be a sexy nurse."

And I said, "Oh, I like that, I'm gonna steal that."

And then you passed out. Here we are.

You little thief.

You look rad too.

Oh.

This is true.

Hey, check it out.

The Lone Pine Killer has been caught.

I repeat, the Lone Pine Killer has been caught.

Just moments ago, while attempting to flee

from another set of murders,

some good local Samaritans chased her down

and held her until police arrived.

We have a few of the gentlemen here who helped.

Can you please tell us your names and what happened?

Yeah, I'm Crackerjack and oh, snap.

You look like that chick, Tricia Takasaki from the news.

I am Tricia Takasaki.

Say what? Are you sure?

Don't touch my face.

Oh, you can touch my face.

Anyways, so there we were out on the corner

standing there like every other day,

and we see this maniac running down the street

covered in blood.

And so we thought let's chase her in the record store.

Yeah, but she had gone to Home Depot or maybe Lowe's,

and she got this sharpened piece of metal,

she sharpened it to a fine point and she put a handle on it.

A knife?

A what? That was a knife?

Sounds dangerous.

It was. Hot Tubs got stabbed twice.

Oh my goodness!

You should go to the emergency room.

Oh, he's fine.

It do sting a bit.

Anyways, me, Crazy Bob, Hot Tubs,

we go in that record store and we get into a melee.

Collateral damage ensues.

- And then boom! - Boom.

- Heroes. - Heroes.

And you ruined my reggae section.

- Oh, you're welcome. - You're welcome.

I'm sorry, did you say your name was Hot Tubs?

I think so.

I'm going to Disneyland.

- Get outta here, Crazy Bob. - The heck outta here.

Don't mind him. He's stupid.

- He works at Barnes and Noble. - Barnes and Noble.

Various insults. Various insults!

Various insults!

He's throwing various insults at us.

Get down, he's hurling various insults.

Disneyland,

Ignore him, he thinks Jason Priestley's Canadian.

He is Canadian.

- What the fuck? - What the fuck?

You can't say fuck on the air.

You just did.

Anyways, the assailant was transferred

to a local hospital.

More details when they arise.

I will fuck you up, Hot Tubs.

You promise?

Did I mention he was Canadian?

Well, I hope they don't come here.

Okay.

Okay, what have we got?

Dude, this chick got all fucked up and shit.

It was pretty sick. I'm not gonna

Not you.

Multiple conditions, possible concussion.

Internal bleeding.

Total dick.

I heard that.

Oh yeah. Well, can you hear this?

Okay. Okay.

Hey, we-we'll take it from here.

Becca, you're with me.

Ooh yeah.

Alright. Pump your brakes.

I don't have any brakes.

You know what? On second thought, Milena.

Fuck yeah.

Shut the fuck up, scarecrow.

Dr. Zoidberg to the lab.

Er, did you guys...

Did you see my gun anywhere?

No.

Shit. Okay, um.

So, that's the Long Pine Killer.

Yeah, that's what they're saying.

Fits the description too.

Think she got worked over pretty good.

Worked over? I heard she got fucked up.

Nice costume by the way.

You like?

Who do we have here?

Oh, this? This is my trainee, Autumn.

Autumn?

Every day.

I like that accent. Where's it from?

Oh, she's from... New Jersey.

The garden state?

So many gardens.

Are you two done yet?

Are we done?

No.

So why do they call you Blue?

- Oh. - That's why.

I love blueberries.

It's my last one.

Okay. Okay. Playtime's over.

Time to say goodbye. Goodbye, Autumn.

Goodbye, Autumn.

You know, um, I'm off at midnight.

Probably gonna go to the diner just down the road.

For breakfast or...

Whatever.

Good to know.

Let's go, rookie. Play doctor later.

Doc Brown to the parking lot.

That was smooth.

Shut up.

Aha. "I love your accent."

Hey, hello.

Could you get our new visitor's vitals?

And something to calm her down.

She tried to bite me.

Twice.

I thought you liked getting bitten.

Ooh.

Dr. Loomis to patient Myers' room.

Was that smooth?

No. No, it wasn't.

Goddam it.

What? You don't do that with that thing.

You put it in the

Oh, you do. This girl is crazy.

Mm, I read that issue.

It's, er, yeah, it's.

It's, it's, it's cool, it's cool.

- Mm-hm. - Yeah, er.

Wait, are you, are you going in there?

Ugh. Yeah.

Hey.

We, b-be careful, champ.

Careful's my middle name.

Mine's Brian.

It's actually Charles.

I don't know why I... Yoink!

- Gimme that back. - What?

I said nice, nice costume.

What costume?

Dr. Evil. Line four.

Can you, do you wanna slap me too?

She's gone.

So...

Who do we have here?

I am the destroyer.

The ender of all, the master of darkness

and killer of all who are judged.

Hmm. Says here your name's Gertrude.

Don't ever call me that!

Sorry, Gerty.

So, Long Pine Killer, huh?