Grey's Anatomy

Previously on "Grey's Anatomy"...

How hot is the sex?

Some people would call this a relationship.

It's just that I hardly know anything about you.

We're having sex every night. I think I deserve details.

You have more details than most.

What makes a hotshot doc leave the big apple for Seattle?

Thanks for the coffee.

Adoption? Keeping the baby?

I know this is a difficult decision.

I'm not interested.

I am not your sister!

I am a man!

You need to get laid.

See that nurse over there?

She's single. She's got red hair. Go ask her out.

Smooth moves, doctor.

Who is that?

That's dad.

What's her diagnosis?

Alzheimer's.

She doesn't want anyone to know.

I'm the only person she'll allow to see her.

Secrets can't hide in science.

Medicine has a way of exposing the lies.

Within the walls of the hospital, the truth is stripped bare.

How we keep our secrets outside the hospital -

well, that's a little different.

George. You locked the door. I need to take a shower.

Uh, uh, I'll be out in a minute.

What are you doing in there?

It's private.

Oh. Oh, god. I'm sorry. I get it.

I don't mean to interrupt.

No, it's not that!

It's okay. Take your time.

I am not doing what you think I'm doing.

There's really no need to explain. I'll wait. You just... finish.

No, I'm - I'm coming. I'm coming out!

One thing is certain.

Whatever it is we're trying to hide,

we're never ready for that moment when the truth gets naked.

Dr. Grey, this is Ms. Henry from the nursing home.

I'm calling about your mother.

Is she all right?

Oh, it's nothing like that.

Can I call you later then?

- Uh, I just wanted to - - I have to go.

Oh, my god. Who is calling you at this hour?

It's a wrong number.

There's no reason to be ashamed. It's normal, healthy even.

I'm not ashamed 'cause I wasn't doing anything.

I don't have to. I have a girlfriend.

An imaginary girlfriend?

An actual girlfriend.

You know what? It's no big deal.

You don't have to lie. I get it.

You have needs.

What is going on out here?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

He's freaked out 'cause I caught him playing with little jimmy and the twins.

I have girlfriend.

Okay.

This sounds like fun out here.

Aren't you gonna get that? It might be the hospital.

It's not. Breakfast?

That's the problem with secrets -

like misery, they love company.

No, look, I told you people - I'm not coming in for a counseling session.

I know all my options.

Uh, well, I made my decision,and I made my appointment.

I'll be there on the 16th.

They pile up and up until they take over everything...

I paged you last night.

I wasn't on call.

That's not why I paged you.

You could give me your home number.

Um, Burke...

Uh, I gotta go.

...Until you don't have room for anything else...

...until you're so full of secrets, you feel like you're going to burst.

I had a really good time the other night.

Yeah, me too.

Are you, uh, feeling okay and everything?

I'm good.

Great, now that I got to see you. Why?

Oh, no reason. I'm good, too, you know?

Really good.

You know.

But um... a little itchy.

George.

Hey.

Olivia.

Hi, Dr. Stevens.

- I'll see you later. - Okay.

Bye.

Yeah.

She's into me.

Way to go, George. She's cute.

So, this morning, you really weren't...

Anytime you want to apologize.

Then what were you doing in the bathroom for so long?

I have to go.

I know I'm pretty to look at and all, George, but back up.

I need to ask you something.

I'm waiting.

I seem to be having this skin... thing going on, like a rash, really,

and I think I know what it is, but I can't get close enough to tell for sure.

Let's see it.

It's kind of located in an, um, you know, private -

You're a doctor, George. It's called a penis. You have a rash on your penis?

I think I can describe it.

Um, it's k- red.

Just come on. Just show me your junk so we can get this over with.

So?

Dude, you've got syphilis.

Once his work-up came back unrevealing, the urologist suggested a cystoscopy.

Reason?

To get a look inside the bladder.

I appreciate you doing this, Preston.

I know this is a little out of your field.

That's not a problem.

It gives my interns something to do.

I have a feeling you keep them plenty busy.

We were in the same frat at tulane.

It's gone from torturing pledges to torturing interns. Am I right?

Be very careful how you two answer that.

I could tell some stories.

Bill, you have a camera snaking up your mojo.

It's not the time to cross me.

It isn't anything too serious?

That's what this procedure will tell us.

You don't worry about anything but growing my godson in there.

He kicks like you wouldn't believe.

A badass, just like his father.

Move a little to the right.

Your other right.

There.

What do you see? What is it?

Could be any number of things.

O'Malley, take a biopsy of the mass.

Dr. Karev, schedule a C.T.

Let's not worry until we have to.

There's too much damage.

We'll have to remove most of the colon instead of a local resection.

You gotta push it up.

More suture. And what's with these damn lights in here?

Mr. Franklin, how long has your abdomen been like this?

It's been getting bigger for a while.

I told him there was something wrong.

No one gets fat like this so fast. I told him.

Everybody told him.

He has dullness to percussion and spider angiomas.

What's all that mean?

We have to run some tests.

Great.

What's that gonna cost us this time?

Alice, don't.

Hi, uh, results for George O'Malley?

I don't see it here. What's the patient's name?

O'Malley, George. Look, it's just a simple blood test.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Franklin, Jordan. I need these back asap.

What a shocker.

Hey, what did you get, something good?

Syphilis? That's not surgical. Who has syphilis?

Excuse us. Sorry.

You have syphilis?

I don't know how this happened.

Of course you do.

- Olivia must really be getting around. - She's not like that.

It's a new millennium, George.

The only people who aren't like that are the amish and, apparently, you.

You don't know.

Maybe I've been sleeping around.

Maybe I got ladies.

Shut up.

What am I gonna do?

It's no biggie. A couple doses of penicillin will knock it right out.

What am I gonna do about Olivia?

For starters, stop sleeping with her,

unless you want that thing to fall off.

Okay, that is twice that you have trash-talked the girl that I could one day potentially -

well, not love, but like a whole lot.

If she gave it to you, you have to tell her.

Three.

Fine. She didn't give it to you.

She was a virgin when you met.

You still have to tell her so she can get tested.

Oh, yeah?

How am I gonna tell her?

"Uh, hey, Olivia. How you doing?

By the way, I got the syph. How about you?"

Maybe not quite like that.

No, it's good advice, really good advice. Thank you very much.

Retract here.

Oh! This just isn't holding.