Handymen, Handymen (Majstori, majstori)

ALL THAT JACK'S!

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- Good morning! - Good morning.

I haven't sleep all night, Dam. I was fixing a neighbour's car.

This is jinx, so you know.

I was working 'till now. I'm going to sleep 'till tomorrow.

Stole, have you fixed the lock on the teacher's WC?

I didn't. I will now.

It's done. Dam, here's the key and I'm going to lay down a bit.

Good morning!

You can't park here, director ordered that.

I know, I know.

Change that air filter please, there it is on the back seat.

- I'm tired. - Good morning Stole!

I said good morning. - You didn't.

And wash him up, inside and from beneath.

You maybe want me to paint it and change tires for 5000?

Stingy!

He has millions, for sure.

How can he?

He's fixing cars to half of people working here and neighbours too.

Come on!

Good morning, Dam. When you finish go and buy pie and yogurt.

-I'll pay. -Not at all, it's my turn now!

Then without adds.

-Come on people, don't... She can show up every minute. -She won't, it's too early.

Deputy, have you heard what teacher Djordje says about our director?

What? What did he came up with now?

That Hitler is a little girl for her.

Very funny.

Bogdan, don't forget it's pay day today.

Today?

Yes...

31st. -What's wrong with you? You look said?

Me? No, no, I'm not feeling well.

Problems, problems...

That's you. -Yes.

Dam go afterwards at Vuksan and Bosa and clean that mess they made.

If director sees them, it will be messy.

Afwul weather today.

I feel that my blood-pressure is high.

Are you here, Dam?

Yes, I am.

You feel this weather?

I feel.

Hello.

You know how children call you, colleague? Hyena. True, I heard it yesterday.

One kid said: "Hyena gave me an F."

"Who's a hyena?" And he said: "English teacher."

"Shame on you, how can you talk that way about your teacher",

I reprehended him, honestly.

Do you know how they call you? -No but I'm curious.

"Whiskey", they call you Djoka Whiskey.

Think about that when you sobber up.

She's here!

Colleague Whiskey, I'm afraid that your courtship is totally wrong.

Stupidity, they don't call the school workers "Whiskey".

Sour wallow, brandy that's for us.

Don't...

Take it to service, something is banging upfront.

And where? - I don't know, on the left upfront. Let them check everything.

Again you're using courtyard as a parking, eh?

Just to change filter and...

I don't wanna hear anything You must get all cars out. Understand?

Stop!

Salute!

Good morning, comrade director!

Good morning and have a nice working day, comrade director!

Shilja, I told you a 100 times, this is not an army this is school.

Infix that in that head of yours.

What is this?

Dam, why did they locked teacher's WC? -Director's orders.

What do you mean "order"?

Yes Miloje, she's working here. She's teaching English, yes.

What!? I didn't know.

Eh? If I knew that, we would clean that mess here, in our own backyard.

What? What does it say?

Yes. Yes.

Alright, alright, send him here. Let him come right to me. Yes.

Alright. Say hello to Maca. Alright.

Bye, Miloje, bye.

Call Dam. -Right away comrade director.

Dam! Dam!

This is school not a stadium, you whinny, why are you yelling?

Pardon, comrade director.

And why do you laugh, eh? -Me? I didn't. -Yes, yes, you are.

That old and that silly. Who knows where that primness has class?

Who? -Goca! -Let me see.

Please Dam, go and buy me "Osvalugen", bigger pack.

Goca has a class in English cabinet. -OK.

Hello you little flowers! How are you? -Good.

How do you stand like that? Outside of that bench. That way.

What have you done today? -Dictation.

Dictation? Come out for a moment, please.

Predrag, "Wash your hands".

Why did you need that for, Goca?

I made this school what is now and only I can destroy it.

And no one has right to destroy reputation in which I invest my life.

No one but me. Understand?

I don't, what... -Why do you playing stupid. You'll brought all controls on our back.

I didn't... -You didn't? Who wrote delation? Me!?

You little fidget... Get back to the class!

1,2,3,4... 1,2,3,4... harmoniously... 2,3,4... 1,2,3,4... straight elbows 3,4... 1,2,3,4.

Very good, 3,4... manage yourself, 2,3,4... Straight body, 3,4... you're losing rhythm, 3,4..

Suzana, you're losing rhythm. -Stop!

Your'e still young for that. Too young.

1,2,3,4... 1,2,3,4...

Have a seat, please. -Thank you.

She wrote delation... And now what?

What did Miloje said? -That I should investigate.

Thanks, Dam. Call Bogdan.

Pardon...

Ulcer is aching me when the weather is like this.

You must know that the deputy is one honest man, educator for many

years, employee with big experience...

And whole thing smells on something dirty and dishonest...

You know what,

I only have a delation by English teacher about misusing of official place.

And I have to investigate is that true or is it not.

I don't know of nothing else, sorry.

Dam, come here afterwards, I have to tell you something.

It will be mess.... It will be mess...

You know this is Dam's last paycheck?

And how's that?

She's retiring tomorrow.

We have forgotten about that.

Yes...

Miloje sent this young man.

Ahh, Miloje...

-How is Miloje? -He's alright, alright...

Alright? He's tough... Miloje, he's tough...

I remember we were... on some meeting.

Was that in... in Arandjelovac... Or...

Okay, that's not important now... No, that was on Zlatibor...

Yes, on Zlatibor.

What he was doing, that was incredible, he entertained people so much...

And he sings so nicely... ahh... in general, he is very interesting man.

Very, very interesting...

Be kind and tell us about your relation with English teacher.

What?

What... my..?

You relations with English teacher, Gordana Lukic?

What can you tell me about that? -What... I don't have any relations...

with her...

Get me Kole on the phone, I'll be right back.

Comrade director, I have a problem with Dam.

I can't do all by myself.

Dam, you know someone who would work? -What?

What you're doing. -I don't.

-Wait a moment, please. Go and call director, Kole is on the line. Come on.

Kole is on the line! -She's in there?

Yes.

Hello, hello... He hung up. -Hang up!? Call him again!

Dam is retiring tomorrow. Who will work instead of her?

You remebmered that now, you're such a bunch! Hire another worker!

We can't do that without contest and we can't pay part-time workers.

Manage yourself, use your head! -How, when my hands are tied?

Don't yell you old fart or this will be your last yelling.

Hello!

On 26th of April,1980.,

he intercepted me on a hallway and told me straight that

he will use all availble, available recources,

his authority to, if I don't agree to be his lover, destroy me.

He was able to blackmail me

'cause there was no one around who could be a witness.

Frightened by this threats, especially by words: "You'll be thrown out like old rag",

I could only to agree to that.

What is it?

You should receive our demand for some carpet. Yes. See, Kole.

I'm sure that someone would try to tranfer our sinking-fund... Yes.

Come on, we don't have that sum,

we're school, you know how much is big our area?

Who could presume that carpets will start to tear apart after only one month?

Tell me, what are you doing tonight?

We have a small celebration... Collation. -Dam, water!

It would be nice of you to come, eh?

Our... I'm sorry...

Our worker is retiring, yes. -Dam! Dam!

It's just farewell dinner. Bring Cuca, Kole.

She has fashion night? Okay, then you come alone.

Bye. So long.

Whinny, did I tell you not to yell? You see I'm talking!? -Bogdan is sick!

What?

We need to unbutton his shirt. -Take it easy... Wait... -Air!

Pour water over him! -No, not him! Bogdan!

He's holding something...

Under the tongue! -What?

Put the pill under his tongue.

I can't... his fingers cramped...

I can't give a cent without authorization of the board!

Vuksan, for the last time I'm telling you to lower your voice. -I'm talking that way!

Then assemble the board in time of pause between clases!

If we could make a celebration to every raf that set foot here and give

them golden watches, then we can give some joy

to the woman who spent half of her life cleaning our shit, is that right!?

I don't mind! -You don't, eh?

You would abridge your own mother, Vuksan!

What is it? -I came to ask you what about paychecks, Smilja is on sick-leave.

Big fuss, to give envelops. Is your hand going to fall of if you replace sick colleague?

And you? -I have to dry up.