Ice Age: The Meltdown

Ah!

Oh!

Uh-oh.

- -Oop!

Yow!

Ooh.

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Whoa-ho!

Whoa!

Wee-ha!

Oy! This global warming is killing me!

"This is too hot."

"The Ice Age was too cold."

What would it take to make you happy?

This I like!

Woo-hoo!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoop!

Ya!

Ooh!

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Ah!

Whoa-whoa-whoa- whoa-whoa-whoa!

Oh, no, you won't!

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No running, James.

Camp rules.

Hmm.

Oh...

Make me, sloth!

"Make me, sir"!

It's all about respect.

Ew!

Jared, you just ate. Wait an hour.

Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there.

O-Okay, there is fine.

Ashley, stop picking y...

-Pinata! - Yay!

Stop!

You're supposed to wear blindfolds.

Okay.

Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth!

-Mine! Mine! -Ow! Ooh!

-Mine! Mine! -Ah! Ooh!

Ah! Whoa...!

- - Yay! Yeah!

Hey! You didn't have any candy in you.

-Let's bury him! - Yeah!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Hey, hey, whoa!

Who said you kids could torture the sloth?

Manny, don't squash their creativity.

Hey, Manny! Diego!

My bad mammal-jammals.

Want to give a sloth a hand?

Look, I opened my camp.

Campo del Sid.

It means "Camp of Sid."

Congratulations.

You're now an idiot in two languages.

Shh.

Not in front of the K-I-D-Z.

These little guys love me.

Right, Billy?

Don't make me eat you.

- -Aw, they kid.

That's why they're called "kids."

I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp.

Oh, since when do qualifications

have anything to do with child-care?

Besides, these kids look up to me.

I'm a role model to them.

I can see that.

You guys never think I can do anything,

but I'm an equal member of this herd.

I made this herd,

so you need to start treating me with some respect!

Come on, Sid.

Sid, we were just kidding.

Hey! Let's play pin the tail on the mammoth!

-Sid! -Sid!

I... can do stuff!

No stupid respect!

I'll show 'em.

And so, in the end,

the little burro reached his mommy,

and they lived happily ever after.

Yeah!

Good job.

Question.

Why does the burro go home?

Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?

Because...

because he wanted to be with his family.

I think he should go with the girl burro.

That's a better love story.

Okay, well, when you tell your burro story,

that's what he'll do.

"Burro" is a demeaning name.

Technically, it's called a "wild ass."

Fine. The wild ass boy came home to his wild ass mother.

See, that's why I called it a burro!

Did the burro have a grazing problem?

That would make him more relatable.

-Boring! -I don't get it!

-It's not believable. -Do burros eat their young?

It's not a very satisfying ending.

Sometimes I throw up.

They lived happily ever after!

You can't get more satisfying than that.

One big happy family!

That's the way it's supposed to be!

Then where's your big happy family?

Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.

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You okay, buddy?

Sure. Why not?

I just thought you...

Story time's over. The end.

-Out of the way! -Run for your life!

-Hey, hey, watch it! -Hey, where's everybody going?

The world's coming to an end!

What are you talking about?

Ask Tony! He says the world's gonna flood!

Folks! I hold in my hand a device so powerful

it can actually pull air right out of the sky!

-Right. -Gather 'round, gather 'round.

Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?

-Uh-uh. -So you can't breathe underwater.

-Uh-uh. -Aha!

My assistant here will demonstrate.

Hey! I can smell the ocean!

Oh! What are you doing?

I can't sell that now!

You suck air through your mouth, you moron!

Through its special design and sturdy construction,

you'll have plenty of air for eons to come!

Of course, results may vary.

Hey!

Why are you scaring everybody

-with this doomsday stuff? -