Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight - Second Season

Whoa! Ah!

Skadoosh!

Several weeks ago,

the former Dragon Master Po vowed to serve a brave knight,

who is not actually a knight...

- Hey! - ...in her mission to stop two evil mages.

The weasels sought the four legendary Tianshang weapons,

hoping to unite them and resurrect an ancient army of the dead!

Now the world's fate rests on the shoulders

of this newly formed elite squad made up of one kung fu master...

one chivalrous warrior who's not technically a knight...

Must you keep bringing that up?

...a master thief slash con artist with a heart of gold...

Take that back. I'm heartless.

...and the world's greatest dad.

And?

Uh, world's greatest noodle maker?

You got that right.

We must find the remaining Tianshang weapons

before Klaus and Veruca, or else be doomed to a world of...

Um, a world of...

Uh... What's a good word for evil? I feel like I use that a bunch.

Badness.

Badditude?

Badditude!

Welcome to India.

It's good to be home.

India is beautiful.

- This has been here this whole time? - Mm-hm.

Goodbye, China.

I'll be back soon!

Whoa!

My name is Luthera of Landreth, Knight of England.

She's no knight!

All of it was a lie.

Blade, check it out.

Pandas conserve energy by rolling downhill.

And it's fun!

See ya!

He's very good at conserving energy.

I've got nothing better to do.

Huh?

Whoa. Whoa!

Whoa!

Are you sure she knows where the Tianshang weapons are? Huh?

I'm starting to wonder myself.

I can hear you.

Have you ever heard of Master Mastodon's enchanted pendant?

No, duh. Read all about it in the Time Before Time saga.

Legend says, if you wear the pendant...

it'll lead you to his mighty Storm Wheels.

Or turn you inside out.

Awesome!

So you have this pendant?

No. My partner does.

Mm-hm.

She's a wretched, duplicitous thief.

Name's Diya.

We met trying to con the Sultan of Delhi.

She tried to throw me from a tower. I tried to drown her in a fountain.

She sent me this letter right before I got trapped in that giant walking rock.

Claimed she found the pendant

and was bringing it home.

- Hey! - Listen up.

My city's just over that hill,

and it isn't exactly friendly to outsiders.

It's filled with thieves, cheats, cutthroats.

I'm basically their queen, but you're all fresh meat.

- Oh! - Huh?

So, keep your eyes down until we get to my hideout,

and at least try to look tough.

You sure we're in the right place?

Uh, what is this?

Where are the seedy cafés? Where are the pickpockets?

Oh, what happened to this dump?

Guess a lot has changed since you left.

In a family-friendly kind of way.

Welcome. Anyone care for a ride around our beautiful city?

You, stay away from us. We're scum.

Ooh!

Uh...

What's wrong with your face?

- What do you mean? - You're acting all giddy.

- Oh. Am I not allowed to be giddy? - No, you're allowed. Totally allowed.

You just never struck me as, like, a giddy kinda person.

Mm! Do you smell something?

- Cumin? - Cardamom?

- Turmeric? - Uh, ginger?

Saffron?

It's all of them, Po.

All of them!

All of them.

Hm...

What's happening to you?

- Your hottest dish, please. - What?!

Huh?

Huh?

- Mm. - Hm.

Huh?

Huh?!

One... more... samosa.

I ate too much.

Slight problem.

I think we lost our guide.

Uh-uh. There are no thieves in this city, Auntie.

Wanna bet?

Uh...

Nana...

...I told you we already have enough... um, ornate glass cupware.

- Huh? - I'm so sorry. We'll be on our way.

Hm...

Wait. Your staff.

That's an interesting piece. Quite old.

Doubt it's worth much, but I'll give two pieces of silver for it.

- Ha! - Three.

Ha-ha! We really need to bop on outta here, so...

Seven.

I'd never sell it.

Not for three, not for seven, not here, not to you, and not to anyone.

- Fifty silver. - Sold.

What? Nope. No.

Sorry. Not for sale. Gotta go. Bye!

Hm...

What was that? You can't sell the Whip of Endless Flame!

Relax. I would have double-crossed him if you'd let me get there.

Oh, look at this fabric. It's like music for the eyes.

- Mm... - What's going on with you?

You're usually all, "Po, focus."

"Concentrate." "Get your hands out of that chocolate fountain."

Okay. So, what are you saying?

I'm saying get your hands out of that chocolate fountain!

We have a secret hideout to find.

Hm...

Ah, yes. This is right.

It's right over here.

Our secret...

...hideout.

O-oh, so...

...this is not how you left it?

This is a profoundly violent game.

Okay, I gotta figure out what Rukhmini's walked us into.

But something's going on with Blade, and she won't tell me what.

- Could you talk to her? - Well, we only just became frenemies.

Why would she tell me? Oh...

Because you're a great listener.

Uh, sorry. Uh, what was that?