Community Squad (División Palermo)

-What's that? -This is pretty good, Doctor.

We've been trending all day.

If you'll pardon the expression, Navarro's ass is getting a beating!

Well, fine. Let's go ahead then.

-Look, uh, stop that. -Fine.

This is a historic day.

Are you okay?

Not because of the heat wave in October.

It's because, starting today, the city will be safer.

I love our neighbors, I hear their concerns,

and because of that, I'm responding with Tasers.

That's why I brought an international expert with me. Pérez.

Thank you very much, Madam Minister.

Well, first of all, I'd like to say that Tasers are weapons that require respect

as they can cause severe injury or, worse still, disability.

And that's precisely why the guard will undergo a month of rigorous training and--

No, it won't be possible. Understand?

The elections are in four days.

Oh my God.

Given the best way to comprehend it is by doing it, let's get to it. Márquez?

WE LOVE THE GUARD THAT'S WHY WE ARM THE GUARD

Vega.

Rozenfeld.

Absent due to the Jewish holiday.

-Liar! -De Moraes.

Are… they used?

Let's say they had an exciting life with the Madrid Police Force.

You certainly are curious. Bring me good luck, okay?

-You know they carry good luck. -Bianchi.

-Is this going to work? -Yes, Minister.

Inclusion, it's not enough. Citizens want other things.

And there I was, like an imbecile, attempting to speak using they/them.

So beautiful.

COMMUNITY SQUAD

We buy refrigerators, washing machines, TVs!

We buy 'em all!

We buy refrigerators, washing machines, TVs! We buy 'em all!

No. It's not for sale, uh…

Oh. What took you so long?

-I was wondering what was going on. -Excuse me?

So the little boy involves the informant without permission,

and you want us to be at your disposal when he's murdered because of it?

But with that, we got 'em. That's it. I'm done. Mission accomplished?

We'll investigate. But bodies, you know how that works.

-How? -They take their time.

Right.

You'll have to go to Cuero, bugged of course, to see what they're planning.

-Orders from Pound. -But isn't that very dangerous?

No, no, no, no. Unless you get exposed.

Of course. Unless you get exposed.

Right.

Hey, man. We've got you with a body in a cooler, dude.

Your sister's selling pot-laced gummy bears,

and your grandmother steals cheese from the supermarket.

So if you're thinking about quitting, hm, you're in deep shit.

You have an opportunity to do something good.

A nice thing. At least, important.

Hm.

And if I wanna back out?

No. You have to go in.

-Come. -Good.

Sit down. There.

Are you going to be outside listening?

It's a lot safer from work.

Plus, it's hard to find where to hide in Palermo.

Uh, okay.

All right, the microphone's a little old school.

They must be close or it won't pick up a thing.

Oh, if you get in trouble, please say the code words, "Need help."

-Figured this would be more discreet. -Wasn't there something a little lighter?

We're not the CIA or Zara. We'll work with what we have.

Okay.

Don't worry about it.

We'll take care of you. We're professionals.

-Thank you. -Hey, my friend! Hey, don't touch that!

No, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop. No, no. That's mine. That's mine.

The first thing you do is pick it up with both your hands.

Okay? And you aim.

Day one of using a Taser.

Whoa. Are you okay?

Babe, I can see.

Seriously?

No, I'm just joking.

You're such a moron! You scared me.

Don't play around.

Uh, what does he mean, "It's not strong"?

Uh, perhaps the flight affected the charge. It's pretty normal.

Little friend, could you plug these in next to those over there?

-They're fast-charging. -Uh, let me see.

I'd like to note that in addition to being safe,

all of our new Tasers consume batteries in a absolutely responsible way.

Our total commitment--

Fucking shit!

-What happened? -The lights went out.

-Ah. -Do not despair.

My flight to Panama is about to leave, but I'm sure it'll be sorted out soon.

See you later!

There's chaos in Palermo

after, allegedly, several Tasers in a considerably worn-out condition

caused an explosion that left half the neighborhood without power.

Amid the heat wave, looting continues to damage the local businesses.

Meanwhile, authorities' response is awaited.

As if that wasn't enough, it was reported

that Puma Rodríguez, the oldest puma in the country, escaped.

He left the eco park

when the electric fence was left open while he was being attended to.

Any information you can provide,

please share through social media with the hashtag, #ReturnPumaRodríguez.

Two minutes in the dark and everyone loses it.

It's a total disaster.

What if we blame the chief of the guard and fire him?

I'd love to, but we already fired him.

Don't worry about it, chief. Damage control.

If this continues tonight, we'll make Buenos Aires romantic by candlelight.

We're activating an emergency plan that can't fail.

My son was stuck in the elevator and my mother is electrically dependent.

You want ice cream?

Well, of course. Give me sweet cream.

Thanks.

-We are doing everything we possibly can. -Okay.

-Give me another. -There's no more here.

-There's no more ice cream? -No.

-They're fucking with us! -No.

-How can all the ice cream be gone? -Did anyone ask for more ice cream?

-Mint chocolate chip? -It was all they had. Give me a break.

They think we're a bunch of idiots! They're screwing with us!

-This is too much! -Dude, stop that!

PEOPLE ARE FED UP #MINTGATE #BRINGBACKNAVARRO #BYEPONCE

Take it easy, chief. The candles will help us.

Oh, hey!

Sorry.

You're gonna have to clean this, okay?

Nice outfit! Where are you going?

Huh? No, uh…

What?

Is everyone gone? 'Cause I have a letter.

A letter? That's vintage. But to whom?

You know who.

Ramos, what the hell are you up to?

Cut the nonsense and get to work.

Yes, Mom. I, uh…

I came to say goodbye to someone, but I'm leaving.

-Ciao. -If you're not here in two--

Say goodbye? What are you…?

What's happening, Feli? What's up?

I'm up to… something.

Thanks for everything.

-I really mean it. -It's okay, but…

All right, all right. It's okay.

Feli.

Feli, where are you going?

Hello.

How you doing?

What are you doing here?

Nothing. Sorted out the issue with the barista. What are you up to?

-Is it going down today or what? -Come. With me.

-Why are you dressed this way? -I… I didn't know about a dress code.

What's the plan? I'm here for… whatever you need.

You can count on me.

Gus…

Hm?

It's, uh… I wanted to--

-Phones are not allowed. -Yeah, okay.

Aren't you all hot?

No.

Well, I may go outside and try to get a little fresh air.

Get started. We'll be right there.

-Entrance through the kitchen. -Understood.

Thanks.

-You'll do great. -Mm-hmm.

-I want everybody to give their all. -Just trust me.

I want it to hurt, got it?

Listen, I want it to hurt deep.

Are you okay, dude? What's up? Do you wanna go in?

Are you afraid?

-I'm not afraid. -Really?

I didn't hear what you said, though. Could you repeat that?

He's here.

Hey, dude!

Navarro, my dear.

How are we doing?

-So, are you still keeping your promise? -Of course!

Come with me, please.

So Navarro is part of the ruckus, ma'am?

Stop. He is the ruckus, man.

Are you in or not?

Yes, but I don't--

That… That's not necessary.

C-Can you loosen it just… just a bit?

Unbelievable. I'm drenched in mint.

I'mma grab a jacket or something.

If I hear "electrically dependent" one more time,

I'll shoot myself with your service weapon.

Or did you forget it too?

Stop. No, I'm just teasing. Are you okay?

No, no, no, no. It's not that. I saw Felipe. He gave me a letter.

Listen to this.

"I know I've been acting funny lately and putting distance between us,

but it was because I wanted to protect you."

"I was following instructions."