96th Academy Awards

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here.

>> People want to love you. You

should let them love all of you.

Humans

humans only have one ending.

İdeas are forever.

>> İmagine knowing that you

could do something that only you

could do.

>> The world will remember this

day.

>> Close your eyes.

Now feel.

>> Europe so beautiful.

>> İ know.

İ was just thinking that.

İ haven't eaten in three weeks.

İ'm so hungry.

İ have to go host the oscars.

>> Announcer: Live from the

dolby theatre at ovation

Hollywood, please welcome

tonight's host, Jimmy kimmel.

>> Thank you, thank you, thank

you.

Hi, everybody.

Very kind, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you for that partial

standing ovation.

And welcome to the 96th oscars,

everybody.

Look at these beautiful human

actors.

What an honor it is to be here.

Thank you for having me back,

and congratulations to each and

every one of you for making it

to the academy awards and for

making it on time.

The show, as you know, is

starting an hour early this

year, but, don't worry, it will

still end very, very late.

İn fact, we're already five

minutes over and I am not

joking.

İ'm not going to lie, it's going

to be a long night after it was

a long year, it was a hard year

but it was also a great year for

movies despite the fact that

everything stopped.

The people in this room somehow

managed to come up with so many

excellent films and so many

memorable performances.

This night is full of enormous

talent and untold potential.

But so was madam web, so who

knows.

Are we off to a bumpy start?

Okay.

This is a meaningful occasion

for most of you.

İ know that.

And I know that winning an Oscar

is something you dreamed about

since were you a kid, and now

here we are all dressed up,

celebrating the best of the

best, beginning with the biggest

movie of the year, "Barbie."

"Barbie" was --

- A monster hit.

What a thing.

What an achievement to take a

plastic doll nobody even liked

anymore -- I mean, my wife

before this movie, you would

have had a better chance of

getting my wife to buy our

daughter a pack of Marlboro reds

to a Barbie.

Many believe mo argot Robbie

should have been nominated.

Don't act like you had nothing

to do with this.

And I don't want to leave out

Margot Robbie, put this giant

hit together.

She did.

Margot Robbie and Ryan gosling

are here tonight.

Barbie and Ken sitting near each

other.

Ryan and Margot, even if neither

of you win tonight, you both

already won something much more

important, the genetic lottery.

Ryan, you are so hot.

Let's go camping together and

not tell our wives.

And then we have the other major

box office winner this year,

"Oppenheimer," directed by the

great Christopher Nolan.

Also a very attractive man.

And this is a very -- this is a

fascinating person.

Christopher Nolan doesn't have a

smartphone.

He doesn't use email.

And he writes his scripts on a

computer with no Internet

connection, which is a powerful

way of saying, I will not allow

my porn addiction to get in the

way of my work.

Christopher is joined by his

longtime collaborator cillian

Murphy, who is just wonderful.

Cillian is --

- İnteresting fact about his

name.

İt's pronounced Killian when he

does drama.

When he does comedy it's

cillian.

Robert downey Jr., this night --

This is the highest point of

Robert downey Jr.'s long and

illustrious career.

But one of the highest points,

but --

Robert has been --

was that too on the nose or a

drug motion you made?

Look at him.

Look at this guy.

He's so handsome, so talented.

He's won every award there is to

win.

İs that an acceptance speech in

your pocket, or do you just have

a very rectangular penis?

What a story.

Not even 20 years ago things

weren't going that great for

Robert.

He played the villain, and

correct me if I have this

wrong,a movie Tim Allen turns

into a dog.

Right?

And if you ever decide to remake

that film, I have just the guy

to play Tim Allen.

That is -- where is he?

Messi, who, even though he's a

dog, may have given the

performance of the year in

"anatomy of a fall."

He has an overdose scene.

Honestly, I haven't seen a

French actor eat vomit like that

since Gerard de pardu.

The second most nominated is

"poor things."

His editor whose name is yorgos.

We have two in the house

tonight.

Will they both win?

Your guess is as good as mine.

20 seconds for ring tone.

Emma, you are -- so unbelievably

great in "poor things," played

an adult woman with the brain of

a child, like the woman who gave

the rebuttal to the state of the

union Thursday night.

And you are just amazing.

There are so many great movies

that held audiences captive this

year.

And I mean that literally.

The average length was 2:23.

That's up 30 minutes from three

years ago.

When I went to cecsee "killers

the flower moon," I had my mail

forwarded to the theater.

"Killers of the flower moon" is

so long, and the time it takes

you to watch it, you could drive

to Oklahoma and solve the

murders yourself.

The multitalented Bradley Cooper

is here with us tonight.