Quarries

Looking at myself, getting my angles and stuff.

What are you doing?

I'm taking mad selfies, bro, taking mad selfies.

I think you've got a problem.

I've never seen someone take so many selfies before.

Dude, have you ever seen my following before?

It is insane. - No, I haven't.

I have... well, it's not insane.

I have a huge gay following.

It is. I want to make them happy so...

Is that why you're wearing the pink pants?

- Coral pants. - Coral?

Coral pants.

Yeah, whatever you say, man.

Look, uh, you could be taking dick pictures for all I care.

Just, uh, make sure you're tagging the trees.

Dude, I am tagging the shit out of these trees.

Look.

Look.

Nice.

- Both sides? - Yeah.

- Really? - I haven't been.

I completely forgot. It was just one of these things.

I... I tagged...

You begged me to come out here.

I completely forgot. I know.

It's only two simple jobs.

Yeah, they were not... they weren't all that simple.

Tag the trees and check the GPS?

And I've been doing that all the time, I swear to god.

Let me see here.

I mean, dude, constantly...

Let me see that, man.

Sorry.

We've only got three miles left to the site, anyways.

Let's just keep moving before it gets dark.

Sure.

Dude.

This looks like a good a landmark as any.

Tagged, bro.

Dude, I am so tired.

Dude, imagine living out here.

It's beautiful, right?

No, it sucks ass.

I hate it.

I hate this place.

What is the most fucked up place you've ever shot?

Abandoned subway station in New York,

the place just felt like it was coming down on top of you.

And there was a ton of homeless people

in there, stirring shit around. - Homeless people?

Dude, I hate homeless people.

You probably don't even know how to shit in the woods,

do you?

I have no idea how to shit in the woods.

I've never been here before.

All right.

On the north side of the canyon...

Nervous?

The smoke is just

smothering the mountains there. It's like a, uh...

Jesus, I hope this doesn't impact the trip.

A really bad version of the air

we saw in the Sacramento...

Can you turn that off?

Did you break in your boots?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

You're gonna get blisters if you didn't.

I know.

Just... just tell them you were late because of me.

Tell them we got a flat.

No, I'm not gonna lie.

Just can't stand that fresh air, can you?

Relax.

It'll be my last one for a while.

What if they turn you away for being late?

They won't.

They won't.

Well, um, you'll come stay with me

and Bridget when you get back.

Thank you.

But you've got to promise me one thing.

You don't ever talk to that piece of shit, ever again.

You cut him out, for good.

I know.

OK.

This is gonna make you regret smoking all those butts.

I got it.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Jesus.

You want me to hang around for a minute?

No.

It's, uh... I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

It's gonna be OK.

I think this is gonna be really good for you, Kat.

I love you.

Just take some time.

Fucking thing.

This is a very aggressive fire.

What's so striking to me... and I've

been through over quite a few fires this summer... uh,

is how expansive the... The burning areas are.

It's not like one concentrated area.

It is really spread out up and down the canyon.

Uh, we could see some spotting going on.

How can they call this a touch screen?

Do you want new school, or old school?

Old school.

Tough, you're gonna get both.

All right, just put a pin in the GPS.

Hello.

Solar charger will take it from there, OK?

You know I have no idea what that means, right?

That's encouraging.

Um, what's the verdict?

Uh, the closure has put us about 100 miles off course.

It has now grown to 15 square miles.

It's threatening about 2,500 structures

and forced one local school district to cancel classes.

A forest fire broke out late last night...

So we go north.

Yeah, or we could postpone.

The checks have been cashed, and

schedules have been cleared.

And we have those permits.

So I was thinking that, um, if you drop us right around here,

then we can travel around these ridges, which

will put us up on the trail, and end up at our destination here.

You OK going somewhere you haven't gone before?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, we'll get to our destination.

And we won't compromise too many miles.

Um, I guess, just let the others

know then because they're gonna love surprises.

We don't have a choice, do we?

Right.

I'll get that.

Found our sixth member.

Hi.

I'm, um, I'm Kat.

Yeah, I know who you are.

You're late.

Is there a reason?

Yeah, my... my brother drove me.

We ended up getting this flat tire.

Then there was no cell phone service.

Which tire?

The left one...

The front, left one.

Right, and he left, your brother?

Mhm.

So now I'm...

I'm stuck with you.

I'm really sorry.

Right.

Let's meet everyone else.

So basically, uh, everyone else has been staying

down at the lower cabin.

We leave in about 10 minutes.

Uh, is there any chance I could get a shower in?

Doubtful, we've spent the last two days

learning to get to know each other

and how to survive in the wilderness.

So you, my friend, are going to have your work cut out

for you for the next few days.

Um, you do realize that your toes

are going to be in hiking boots for the next two weeks, right?

Yeah, I know.

OK, this is Katharine.

Hi.

Hi.

You can just call me Kat.

Hey, do we have any bags or containers or anything?

I made breakfast for everyone.

Wait.

We made breakfast.

Is there butter?

It's not my fault that the toaster is ancient.

I thought I told you not to look at the setting.

Well, I... whatever.

Hey, guys, ladies, ladies, this is Katherine.

She's new to the group. Be nice.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How you doing? - OK.

- Cool, yeah. - We have to hurry up.

Now that she's here, we're gonna have to leave soon.

Well, I will. I had to shower.

Yeah, you had to shower.

Oh, where did you find that?

Closet.

You know you cannot take that with you, right?

Yeah, but what if I run into, like,

a fucking bear or something?

Well, you definitely wouldn't use that.

I think I could.

Um, we're leaving.

When?

Now, soon, pack your shit.