The Backyardigans

HI, I'M PABLO.

MY NAME'S TYRONE.

I'M UNIQUA.

I'M TASHA.

AND MY NAME'S AUSTIN.

AND WE'RE...

* YOUR BACKYARD FRIENDS, THE BACKYARDIGANS. *

* TOGETHER WITH THE BACKYARDIGANS *

* IN THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG

* WHERE WE'LL PROBABLY SING A SONG *

* AND WE'LL MAYBE DANCE ALONG.

* WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IN OUR YARD TO EXPLORE *

* WE ALWAYS FIND THINGS WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE *

* THAT'S WHY EVERY DAY WE'RE BACK FOR MORE *

* WITH YOUR FRIENDS,

* THE BACKYARDIGANS.

ARR!

AVAST ME HARDYS.

HOIST THE MAIN SAIL. ARR!

SWAB THE DECK. ARR!

WEIGH ANCHOR. ARR!

HELLO, MATEYS!

I'M CAPTAIN UNIQUA, THE PIRATE!

YOU CAN TELL I'M A PIRATE BECAUSE OF MY EYE PATCH

AND BECAUSE I SAY "ARR!"

* IF YOU WANT TO BE A PIRATE, GET UP ON YOUR FEET *

* YOU CAN'T BE A PIRATE IF YOU'RE SITTING IN YOUR SEAT *

* SWING YOUR ARMS TOUGH

* AND STAND KIND OF LOW

* AND MAKE THIS NOISE WHEREVER YOU GO...*

ARR! ARR! ARR!

* A PIRATE, A PIRATE, A PIRATE SAYS, "ARR!" *

* IT MIGHT SEEM STRANGE, JUST A BIT BIZARRE, *

* BUT THEY KNOW YOU'RE A PIRATE *

* WHEN THEY HEAR YOU SAY...

* "ARR!"

HEY UNIQUA, ARE YOU A PIRATE?

THAT I AM, AUSTIN!

I'M CAPTAIN UNIQUA, THE PATCHY-EYED PIRATE.

I'M A PIRATE, TOO!

I'M CAPTAIN AUSTIN, WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND!

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT PIRATES SAY, OF COURSE.

OF COURSE.

ARR! ARR! ARR!

* A PIRATE, A PIRATE, A PIRATE SAYS, "ARR!" *

* YOU WEAR A SPARE PART, A BANDANA AND A SCAR, *

* AND THEY KNOW YOU'RE A PIRATE WHEN THEY HEAR YOU SAY, "ARR!" *

HEY! DON'T FORGET THE JOLLY ROGER!

* THE JOLLY ROGER IS THE PIRATE FLAG. *

* A SKULL AND SOME BONES ON A BIG BLACK RAG *

* WE'LL FLY IT ON OUR SHIP, UP ABOVE THE SAILS *

* AND WE'LL SEARCH FOR TREASURE, AND BE TOUGH AS NAILS! *

HEY, WE ARE GOING TO LOOK FOR BURIED TREASURE, RIGHT?

RIGHT YOU ARE, MATEY!

AND LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT -

HALF OF A TREASURE MAP!

IT'S TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE MAP.

ARR, BUT HALF A MAP IS BETTER THAN NOTHING.

NOW LET'S GO FIND SOME TREASURE!

ARR! ARR! ARR!

* A PIRATE, A PIRATE, A PIRATE SAYS, "ARR!" *

* IF YOU THINK WE'RE NOISY, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE ARE *

* 'CAUSE THEY KNOW YOU'RE A PIRATE *

* WHEN THEY HEAR YOU SAY...

* "ARR!"

LET'S SAIL THE SEAS, ME BUCKO.

AND FIND SOME TREASURE! ARR!

HEY! OVER HERE, PABLO!

KICK IT OVER HERE, TYRONE!

HERE YOU GO.

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

HEY! LOOK! THE JOLLY ROGER!

THE JOLLY ROGER?

THAT MEANS PIRATES WERE HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT PIRATES HAVE?

ROTTEN TEETH?

TREASURE!

I'D SURE LIKE TO FIND SOME TREASURE.

IF WE HAD TREASURE, WE'D BE RICH.

HEY, LOOK AT THIS!

IT'S HALF OF A TREASURE MAP!

IT'S TOO BAD IT'S NOT THE WHOLE MAP.

ARR, BUT HALF A MAP IS BETTER THAN NOTHING.

HOW ABOUT IF WE BE PIRATES, AND FOLLOW THE MAP!

AND FIND THE TREASURE!

EXACTLY!

I'LL BE CAPTAIN PABLO WITH A PEG LEG!

AND I'LL BE CAPTAIN TYRONE WITH A WOODEN EAR.

GREAT!

LET'S GO LOOK FOR TREASURE!

ARR!

ARR!

ARR!

LET'S WEIGH ANCHOR!

AND TAKE TO THE HIGH SEAS!

WITH THE WIND IN OUR SAILS!

HEY, CAPTAIN PABLO,

WHAT IF WE RUN INTO OTHER PIRATES?

WE'LL MAKE THEM WALK THE PLANK!

BECAUSE WE'RE THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST PIRATES OF ALL.

* IF YOU WANT TO BE A PIRATE, SAIL THE OCEAN BLUE *

* YOU GO AND STEAL SOME TREASURE *

* 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT PIRATES DO *

* WE LAUGH OUR PIRATE LAUGH, AND DANCE OUR PIRATE DANCE *

* WE WEAR A PUFFY SHIRT AND SOME BAGGY PANTS. *

ARR! ARR! ARR!

* A PIRATE, A PIRATE, A PIRATE SAYS, "ARR!" *

* YOU SAIL A PIRATE SHIP, YOU DON'T DRIVE A CAR *

* AND THEY KNOW YOU'RE A PIRATE WHEN THEY HEAR YOU SAY, "ARR!" *

KEEP ON A LOOKOUT FOR A DESERT ISLAND,

LIKE ON THE MAP.

OKAY, BUT I WISH WE HAD THE WHOLE MAP.

ARR, BUT HALF A MAP IS BETTER THAN NOTHING.

"ARR" MEANS YES AND "ARR" MEANS NO

* AND "ARR" MEANS COME ON MATES, LET'S GO! *

* SAY "ARR" WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY

* AND "ARR" WHEN YOU'RE SMELLY

* AND "ARR" WHEN YOU'RE EATING YOUR PIRATE TOAST AND JELLY *

ARR! ARR! ARR!

* A PIRATE, A PIRATE, A PIRATE SAYS, "ARR!" *

* IF YOU THINK WE'RE TOUGH, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE ARE *

* AND THEY KNOW YOU'RE A PIRATE WHEN THEY HEAR YOU SAY, "ARR!" *

HEY LOOK! HEY LOOK! HEY LOOK!

WHAT?

MORE PIRATES!

ARR, CAPTAIN AUSTIN,

DO YOU SEE A DESERT ISLAND YET?

NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN UNIQUA.

WELL, LET'S KEEP LOOKING.

AYE-AYE CAPTAIN!

HEY! DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER BOATS?

NOPE. NO OTHER BOATS.

ARR, WE'RE GONNA CATCH THOSE OTHER SCURVY PIRATES!

WHAT DO WE DO WITH THEM WHEN WE CATCH THEM?

ARR... GOOD QUESTION.

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* RAID THEIR SHIP AND THEN HOT-WIRE IT! *

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* MAKE THEM WALK THE PLANK!

ARR! ARR! ARR!

ARR... I THINK I HEAR PIRATES!

DO YOU MEAN US?

NO, I MEAN OTHER PIRATES.

DO YOU SEE ANOTHER SHIP?

UH, NOT YET!

WHAT DO WE DO IF WE FIND THEM?

GOOD QUESTION.

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* LOAD THE CANNON UP AND FIRE IT! *

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* MAKE THEM WALK THE PLANK!

* WE'LL RAID THEIR SCURVY PIRATE SHIP, *

* AND MAKE THEM WALK THE PLANK. *

* WE'LL GRAB UP ALL THEIR TREASURE *

* AND PUT IT IN THE BANK!

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* LOAD THE CANNON UP AND FIRE IT! *

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* MAKE THEM WALK THE PLANK!

ARR! PIRATES!

ARR!

ARR! IT'S A RAID!

WE'RE RAIDING YOUR SHIP, YOU SCURVY PIRATES!

WELL, WE'RE DEFENDING OUR SHIP,

YOU, UH, YOU, SCURVY PIRATES!

WELL, WE'RE THE BOLDEST PIRATES ON THE SEA,

AND WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR TREASURE!

NO, WE'RE THE BOLDEST PIRATES!

AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY TREASURE!

ARR, WELL WE'RE RAIDING YOU ANYWAY!

ARR! ARR! ARR! ARR!

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ARR!

ARR! WE WIN!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

NOW YOU MUST WALK THE PLANK! ARR!

THE PLANK!

THE PLANK?

THE PLANK! ARRR!

YOU WALK TO THE END OF THE PLANK,

THEN SPLASH, INTO THE WATER.

HAR HAR HAR.

HAR HAR HAR.

HEY, CAPTAIN TYRONE, THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

MAYBE WE SHOULD WALK THE PLANK INSTEAD.

UH-UH.

YOU WON THE RAID, SO WE GET TO WALK THE PLANK.

THOSE ARE THE PIRATE RULES.

WELL, THE RULES ARE THE RULES.

NOW GET UP THERE AND WALK THE PLANK!

ARR! ARR!

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

* WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SCURVY PIRATE? *

MAKE THEM WALK THE... WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA! OOF.

WHOA!