As We See It - First Season

You ready?

Let's do it tomorrow.

Harrison, you need to be able to leave the building.

Why?

Why? To do things.

To go see friends,

go to the movies, shop,

eventually get a job.

That's the goal, right?

Here. Put these in.

It's Mandy.

It's you.

I know.

Hello?

- Hello. -

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - Okay, I get it.

It's funny. Let's go.

You ready?

You got this, okay?

It's gonna be fine.

It's just people walking around.

No big deal.

You can totally do it, come on.

It's just one block.

Come on.

Yes.

Yes, okay.

You got it.

You ready?

Hey, I'm gonna be right here, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

Yes.

I'm here.

You're doing so great. How do you feel?

It's just a skateboarder.

He's gone. It's totally fine.

No worries. Keep walking.

That person's looking at me.

That's just a woman.

She's walking her baby.

You can either smile or you can just keep going.

Keep going.

Good job.

Okay, so I see a garbage truck.

It might be a little bit loud, but that's okay.

Just keep walking.

You're doing great. It's gonna be fine.

Just a tiny bit loud.

Okay, good job.

You're doing amazing.

I'm so proud of you.

All over.

You're good.

There it is.

Almost there. You're so close.

Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog!

Harrison, Harrison!

Dog, dog!

Calm down! Stop flapping!

You're upsetting him!

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Can you control your dog, please?

- Harrison, wait! - He provoked him.

Shit.

Anytime you implement a new program,

there are bound to be tweaks.

And granted these are more than just tweaks.

We're gonna have to really roll up our sleeves here

'cause we've been getting complaints from virtually

everyone in management about this new interface

since we rolled it out.

Now rest assured, we're not gonna throw out

- the baby with the bathwater. - Baby with the bathwater.

But this...this is coming directly from the top.

Baby in the bathwater. Directly from the top.

It's going on a treasure hunt.

...to the P&Ls.

Jack, I know you wrote the program, but...

- He does that. It's okay. -

So the plan is to go back to the old interface

and incorporate as much of this new programming

as possible underneath it.

That's a completely asinine statement.

- I'm sorry? - Jack...

It demonstrates a complete lack

of understanding of programming.

Maybe my terminology isn't up to your standards.

Okay, I understand. You have inferior intelligence.

He doesn't mean that.

Yes, I do. You know he's an idiot.

You say it every day.

I never said anything remotely...

Okay, I think you need to step out of the meeting now.

- Hey, hey, you stay back... - Jack, Jack, Jack.

There. The P&L page.

Treasure hunt over.

You have access to every book sold

at what price, complete inventory,

profits and losses from any given day

from the start of publication.

So like I said, it's a perfect program.

- I think you need to leave. - Where?

Why don't you talk to Jennifer in HR?

HR, why? Am I being fired?

You can discuss that with Jennifer.

Will I be paid till the end of the pay period?

That's not my department, Jack.

Because I'm saving up for a Roomba,

and if I could get paid till the end of the pay period,

I could get the Roomba s9+.

Otherwise, I have to settle for the Roomba 860,

which is vastly inferior.

You need to leave now.

Seriously?

I'm just taking one of each,

because I'm not sure which one I'm gonna want later.

Welcome to Arby's.

Yeah, hi.

Can I get one roast beef and cheese slider,

one buffalo chicken slider,

loaded curly fries, and...

You have nice eyes.

- Oh, thanks. -

And two medium Cokes, please.

- $13.85. - Okay.

We should have a date.

Oh.

The first date could be something fun and silly,

like an arcade, that's what Cosmo Online says.

- Oh, I... - And the second date should be

at a restaurant, so we can get to know each other.

We can't have sex on date one or date two,

but on date three, we can screw, okay?

What?

- Who is this? - I don't know her.

What did you just say to him?

Welcome to Arby's.

No, no, no, I'm asking you a question.

I'm sorry, is everything all right here?

No, it's not all right.

This bitch just told my husband she wants to fuck him.

In Arby's. Are you retarded?

Violet, why don't you go to the office

and I'll be there in a sec, okay?

- Breathe, just please. - Stop.

We don't use the R word here.

That's actually unacceptable, so...

Your employee just told my husband

she wants to fuck, and you're lecturing me?

- I want your manager's name. - Okay.

She needs to be fired immediately.

Okay, I'm sorry, your meal is free.

Oh, big whoop.

Thank you for your patronage.

Okay.

- Andrew! - Okay.

Hey, guys.

Who wants to start?

- Harrison smells. - Jack.

It's probably because he's so fat.

Jack, please take out your headphones, and that's rude.

They put me in the kitchen.

How am I supposed to get a boyfriend and fuck

and get married if I'm in the kitchen...

Hey, Violet, we need to just have one conversation.

...squirting mustard on sandwiches?

- She said the fuck word. - Violet.

Violet, watch your language.

Jack, is that how friends talk to each other?

No, but he's not my friend.

You're my best friend since preschool.

You're not even qualified to live here with us.

Of course he is.

Your families rented this apartment

for all three of you and you know that.

So we could become independent.

Harrison will never be independent or have a job.

Harrison, don't listen to that. Jack!

His parents are filthy rich

and they pay for most of the rent.

Otherwise, you wouldn't even make the cut.

Jack!

Harrison, I think that Jack might be

a little agitated right now,

and so he's saying things he doesn't actually mean

and I just want to find out how you're feeling about that.

He's...

I don't like him very much right now.

Yeah, I understand.

Jack, do you hear that?

How-how-how-how-how-how-how am I ever

going to hook up with a man?

Uh, maybe you can

go on a date with someone at drama club.

Drama club? No.

I want someone normal.

What about Douglas?

- Douglas? - Yeah.

Ew, guess again. I'm not going to fuck Douglas.