The Pink Panther (Complete 11 Film Collection 1963-2009)

As in every stone of this size, there is a flaw.

- A flaw? - The slightest flaw, Your Excellency.

If you look deep into the stone,

you will perceive the tiniest discolouration.

It resembles an animal.

- An animal? - A leaping panther.

Yes. A pink panther.

Come here, Dala.

A gift for your father from his grateful people.

Someday it will be yours.

The most fabulous diamond in all the world.

Come closer.

Okay. Thanks a lot, fellas. Don't forget to take the wardrobe back.

How do you want them, matte or glossy?

I want it right away. I'm in a hurry.

You can't rush a genius.

I'll rush.

Don't forget about the wardrobe.

What you doing?

Where is everybody?

- Come out of there! - Who is it?

Come out, or we'll bust the door in!

Just a minute.

- Can I help you? - Where is he?

- Where's who? - George Litton.

He owes me 40 grand, and nobody welshes on Big Joe.

Look, Big Joe, I'm not a bill collector.

I'm a photographer. Just took his picture.

- What kind of a picture? - Graduation picture.

- His what? - Graduation.

Get him!

They're worth half a million. We'll settle for 300,000.

I'll do what I can, but the merchandise is extremely hot.

You stay here. Come with me.

Come on!

- Pardon, madame. - Certainly.

She's gone down. Come on!

We must find that woman.

What did you say?

We don't have much of a description.

About 5'7", black hair, wearing a light beige coat.

The fools let that fence escape. He might have talked.

- We will catch him. - We must.

We must find that woman.

She is our first positive link with the Phantom.

- Yes? - Your wife to see you, Inspector.

Send her in, please. Henri, that will be all.

- Hello, my darling. - My angel.

Amber, how are you?

Hello, Duchess. So glad you could come.

Have fun, children. How are you?

Hello, darling!

You know Monica?

Of course. You were simply stunning in your last film.

- What's he say? - He says hello,

and he would like you to meet his cousin.

- His third cousin. - That does make a difference.

- Who is that? - Princess Dala.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Miss Angela Dunning.

- Yes? - Your Highness?

Yes.

Here I am again, Your Highness.

I was having a cocktail party, and I saw you driving by...

I just know you'd enjoy it. Yes, you'd just love it...

Your Highness.

Hello there.

I can't tell you what an honour this is.

Everyone's just dying to meet you.

- Good morning, Your Highness. - Good morning.

- You're a wonderful skier. - Thank you.

Help!

Somebody's taking my sleigh. Amber! My dog.

Leave this to me, ma'am.

- What happened? - I don't know.

There was a man with a gun, and he took the sleigh and Amber.

We'll only be here a few days.

It will be a wonderful chance for a beautiful vacation.

Excuse me. My leg is caught.

I apologize for this inconvenience.

Do you know who that was? That was Sir Charles Litton.

- Really? - Yes.

I am Inspector Clouseau. This is Madame Clouseau.

All right. Thank you.

I'm sorry, my darling.

- It's all right, my darling. - Excuse me.

Do you know that you're really amazing?

So you've said.

How you can manage on a police inspector's salary.

How many women could save enough out of their housekeeping

to buy such a beautiful mink coat as this?

It's not easy.

You are a constant and desirable contradiction.

I'm simply a woman in love, my darling.

My darling.

I'm sorry, my darling. Please excuse me.

It's all right.

Did I hurt you? Are you all right?

- Yes, I'm fine. - You sure?

- Yes, I am. - My darling, I'm so sorry.

I have a little business to conclude with the manager.

Yes?

After which, I'll return to you immediately.

Bye, darling.

It's all right.

- How did it go? - Perfectly.

Come in.

Princess Dala is concerned about your injuries.

Please thank the princess.

Tell her there's nothing to be concerned about.

It's really not too serious.

In that case, Her Highness has instructed me

to invite you for dinner this evening, 8:00 at her chalet.

I'd be delighted to come.

You know Signor Tucker from Lloyd's of London.

- Hello. - Hello, old bean.

Your company insures the Pink Panther.

Yes, for half a million.

- Pounds? - Sterling.

The Phantom could not resist the Pink Panther.

He will most certainly make an attempt.

When he does, I shall be waiting for him. Excuse me.

If I understand your theory,

the Phantom is one of Miss Dunning's guests.

That is the theory. I would like to have from you

the names of those guests, also the location of their rooms.

Of course!

I assume that the Princess Dala has the jewel with her.

She'd only tell me it was in a safe place.

I suppose if it isn't here, it's at her villa in Rome.

My men are watching that villa.

With such planning, how can the Phantom succeed?

With such planning, he's succeeded for 20 years.

It's a mistake to underestimate him, as the inspector can tell you.

The shrewdest, most ingenious criminal in all the world.

- And you have never seen him? - I've seen him once.

Five years ago, got a fleeting glimpse...

Excuse me.

Got a fleeting glimpse of him as he made his getaway.

In a strange way, I admire that man.

He has... how would you say... a unique flair for the dramatic.

- He waved good-bye to me. - Fascinating.

But this time, gentlemen, I shall be waving good-bye to him...

on his way to prison.

Good evening.

Make yourself comfortable. Her Highness will join you in a moment.

- May I give you a drink? - I'd like a brandy, thank you.

Your Highness.

Good evening, Sir Charles.

Any news from the police about your dear little dog?

They expect I'll receive a ransom note.

I am deeply grateful for what you tried to do.

Ma'am, it was nothing.

Thank you.

- Please sit down. - Aren't you drinking?

- I don't drink. - Not ever?

I'm quite content with reality. I have no need for escape.

I enjoy reality as much as the next man.

In my case, fortunately,

reality includes a good, stiff belt every now and then.

- On the other hand, I don't smoke. - You're right. It's a nasty habit.

Here's to those nasty little habits that we hold so dear.

L'Chaim.

I beg your pardon?

Let's just say in this case, it means...

your health and thank you for inviting me to dinner.

It's not often I have the chance to dine alone with a beautiful princess.

I hate to disappoint you, but I'm afraid this isn't the night.

- But I understood that... - We're having dinner, but not alone.

At last! Hello!

We've been through icicles up to our you-know-whats!

Your Highness!

I think it's too darling of you to invite me here tonight.

- You've made Cortina for me. - Hello, lover.

Hello, dear boy.

Don't you move a muscle, darling.

Isn't he wonderful, Your Highness?

Such a magnificent sacrifice.

Good evening, sir.

May I have a cigarette, my darling?

Yes, of course, my darling.

- There you are, my love. - Thank you.

- Yes, sir? - Scotch on the rocks.

- Thank you. - My pleasure.

Thank you very much.

I'm looking for my uncle, Sir Charles Litton.

- Darling. - May I get you some water?

- Hold your hands over your head. - Yes, my darling. Bend forward.

- Darling, I'm sorry. - Are you all right?

Are you all right, my darling?

What?

- My darling? - I'll be right back.

Yes, darling.

Please.

She's got a cough in her throat, you know.

And what do you think? She turned out to be a man!

It's true! It's quite true!

Your Highness, you really must let me give you a party.

I can positively guarantee it'll be a party to end all parties.