The Baker and the Beauty

What?

- We have pastelitos in the oven.

Another verse, they might be flat.

- Mm, laugh now,

but when I become rich and famous,

I want you to remember this moment and your lack of faith.

- Who lacks faith? Pay these when you hit it big.

- Yeah. You got the keys to the truck?

- No, no, no, Daniel needs it for the Connor wedding.

No, I'm making that delivery.

Pop, I told you.

I'm taking Vanessa out for our anniversary.

- Mm, fourth anniversary. Ask him where she's making him go.

Paolo's.

Paolo's, the most expensive place in Miami.

Dinner there is like a weekend at the Bahamas, right?

Vanessa Princessa, eh?

She makes you take her to dinners like this yet wonders why you live at home.

- Whoo! - First of all, she's not making me take her.

Second, I live here because Mom would have a heart attack

if I moved out before I was married.

- You're getting married? - No one is getting married.

- Yeah, but you know she's expecting a proposal soon, right?

Mom, that fan looks ridiculous.

Besides, the AC's on fully.

You know, who needs a fridge when we can just leave the milk out?

It's only menopause.

- I birth you, I raise you, I cook for you.

I support every one--

I support every one of your crazy dreams, even this DJing thing,

and in return when my body's betraying me, this is the thanks I get?

- He's the one marrying a lunatic.

- I'm not getting married. - They're right, Daniel.

You can stick your head in the sand,

but a woman like Vanessa,

pretty soon she's gonna give you an ultimatum.

- Now I have to hear it from you too?

Well, I worry about you.

You are my little sister.

It's my job to worry about you.

Natalie Garcia,

what do you think you're doing with that pricing gun?

- Uh-- - Is your homework done?

- Yes. - Calculus too?

- Dad, give her a break. She just wanted to help Mom.

- She wants to help her mother, she'll get into Princeton.

We have already two idiotas to take over the bakery.

You are smart enough to be President, eh? Presidente.

- Yo, how come she's always the genius and we're the idiotas?

This I ask myself every day.

- Daniel, sing with me. Everybody, sing with me.

- I know you all think Vanessa's a bit much,

but she's driven, and that's one of the things I love about her.

She's smart, ambitious, and yes,

one day she might be my wife.

But honestly, tonight is just dinner.

Noa, over here!

Did he cheat on you? - Are you speaking to him?

- Just when I think you've hit rock bottom, you start digging.

- First up, the news breaking the Internet today.

Reports are Noa Hamilton, the model turned fashion mogul,

and Colin Davis, the actor recently chosen to be the next Batman,

have broken up. - Oh, my God.

- This coming only days after photos surface

of Colin getting a little too cozy

with the costar of his most recent film, "Red Line."

- Ooh! - What a jerk.

Aye, cry me a river.

- But Ma-- - Por favor.

Her father's a billionaire.

She never worked a hard day in her life.

- She started her own fashion label when she was 16

and her own cosmetics line at 18.

Plus, her YouTube channel, 50 million subscribers.

I followed when there were only 30.

- Now, no comment from Noa on the breakup just yet,

but the Australian entrepreneur was all smiles last night at a fundraiser in New York.

- That's exactly how your mom looked the day we met.

- In addition to those selections,

we have our inspirational tasting

where Paolo channels his energies into a unique dining experience for two.

That's $300 per person.

- We'll do that. - Give us a minute.

- Yes, perhaps a minute. Thank you.

It's like a dream come true.

Happy anniversary.

You look so handsome.

So did you look at the house I sent you?

- Mm-hmm. - And?

- You're the expert. - Okay.

I know it doesn't seem like a lot,

but I've sold four homes in that neighborhood this month.

It's the next Little Haiti. - Mm.

- I know it's small and I know it's a wreck, but we can fix it up.

Think about it. A place of our own.

For our future.

It's even got room for a nursery.

Have you decided?

- Actually, could you direct me to the restroom?

Right this way.

Be right back.

Turn around. Can't go with you staring.

Mateo's right. You heard her out there.

Thing is, I feel like if I don't propose soon, I'm screwed.

At the same time I feel like if I do propose soon, I'm screwed.

I must sound so crazy.

- You know, if you have to talk yourself into something,

maybe you should just stop talking.

Excuse me?

- You didn't seem like you were making a lot of headway.

- Oh, you mean when I was on the phone talking to my brother.

- No, I mean when you were talking to the picture while you peed.

- You should see what I do in the shower.

I hold conference calls with the U. N.

When I really want a challenge, I'll do it in Japanese.

Oh, come on.

- First time here? Try the soup. Everything else here sucks.

How's the soup?

Daniel. How's the soup?

- It's good. - Mm.

- How's your-- - Oh, it's wonderful. Everything is wonderful.

- Do you remember our first date?

You took me to that little topless bar on 8th

and then we went dancing?

- Yeah. How come we don't dance anymore?

- I was waiting all night for you to kiss me.

Finally I couldn't wait any longer, so I just grabbed you.

- Even back then, when you wanted something, you went right after it.

You like that about me, right?

- Sure. Why?

This is why.

May I please have everyone's attention?

Vanessa, what are you doing?

- Tonight marks four years, four days, and one hour

since Daniel and I fell in love at first sight.

Aww, he's shy. It's one of the things I love about him.

Anyway, he's always teasing me about being larger than life,

so when he told me we were coming here to this amazing restaurant,

I thought, "What better place than this?"

Daniel, light of my life,

will you marry me?

Daniel.

Sit down, okay?

- Once you say yes and put the ring on my finger.

- I don't wanna answer you here like this.

- Then just give me a temporary yes and we'll talk about it later.

Say yes.

No.

- That's a million views on YouTube.

Lewis, put the phone away.

Vanessa...

Wait, hang on. I'll get the check.

- Get the check? Four years, Daniel.

We've been together four years.

What have you been doing all this time

if you were just gonna say no?

- I didn't know, I was-- - I'm a woman, Daniel.

I'm a 28-year-old woman. This is what we do.

We diet, we get married, we have kids, and we diet again.

Look at what I did for you tonight.

Look how much I love you.

Is a yes too much?

- Everyone, my name is Vanessa Sanchez.

I can cook, I have my own business, and as of this moment,

I am officially single.

Ooh.

- Google me if you're interested.

- Good for her. - I'm gonna Google her.

I keep calling, but she's not answering.

Of course not, bro.

I mean, you dropped a nuclear bomb on her head.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm really proud of you.

I'd never think of having the balls to crush her like that.

How soon can you pick me up?

Uh, Daniel, uh,

this is a pretty big gig, and it's about to start.

Or did you forget?

- I'm broke, I'm soaked,

I'm probably single, and now I'm gonna have to walk home.

Is that what you're telling me?

- Well, you know, at least it's a nice night.

What is up, mi gente?

I'm MC Cubano, and let's get this party started!

All right, Deering High School. Let's dance!

- Kill me now. - Pump it up!

Pump it up! Pump it up!

- Slow down. - Are you serious? You want me to slow down?

- Hey. You want a ride?

Come on. It's the least I can do.

After all, I feel kind of responsible.