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Hello, comrades!

Hello!

Comrade Stalin doesnít have a lot of time, so you have one hour to film.

A stroll along the street with his children, him reading a book, tea with the family.

That is all. Understood?

Understood. But we wanted to get a little closer.

Get a shot of the entire family.

That is out of the question.

You will film where and what you are told.

In the meantime, wait here. You will be summoned.

Thank you.

Comrade Stalin. Can filming start?

Let them film.

Action.

Granddad!

I want to go first!

Vasya!

Mom, sheís teasing me!

How is she teasing you?

Heís calling me a bellybutton!

How can you be a bellybutton, youíre a sweet cookie!

And you Vaska, donít get sore!

Nobody likes a sourpuss!

Oooh.

Youíre behaving like a child. Itís embarrassing.

Josef, what did I do? Iím just playing with the children!

You are a mother, not a snotty nosed girl.

Tyoma, faster. Come on!

Daddy!

My baby.

Hey, Vasya! Do you love father?

I do.

Vasya!? Is it hard being a red?

Yes, father.

Itís hard for me too but I endure. Itís hard being a red.

Me too. - There, you see?

Vasya! - Youíre not watching the kids!

Why watch their every move? They are grown.

Arenít you, Vasya? - Yes.

Plus to that I take care of the house.

What house? All you do is go from resort to resort.

Fixing your health... what is there to fix?

What is it that hurts so bad?

All you think about is entertainment.

Weíll talk later.

Children, come!

Children...

Vasya, come.

Smile everyone. We are a happy family.

Stay strong, Vasily. Weíre with you.

Oh Vasily, itís such a tragedy! - Yes.

Where is he?

Inside.

Hello, dear boy.

Where is he?

Inside.

Wait a minute.

Vasya, let the doctors work on him first.

Vasya!

Letís go.

Nikita, we are walking to our deaths.

Silence.

No newspapers. Donít create a panic.

Until I say so.

And donít let anyone leave.

Understood.

We need to arrest him.

The guards are loyal to him.

Listen here, comrades.

If anyone calls a newspaper without my order...

Vasya, go home. You shouldnít be here.

What happened? A heart attack?

Thatís what the doctors said.

Give me a wrench.

We will be able to go anywhere! In style!

Jest let me run down to the school first.

Quit it, Vasya. There will be hell to pay if father finds out.

Want to come with me or are you chicken?

Oh no, you wonít trick me that easily.

You are such a goody-two-shoes, Tolik.

Come on, get on.

No.

Hey, give me a push!

I won.

Hey there, Red.

What a beauty, Red. Yours? Or did you borrow it?

Itís mine.

Have you seen the Headmaster?

The Headmaster is away, the Dean is in though.

Open the doors. - Letís go.

What are you doing?

Vasily, what is this? This is a school!

Go back, immediately!

I canít.

Why not?

Iím a Stalin. Stalin never goes back. Only forward.

Want to take a ride with me?

Are you scared or something?

No more than you are.

Hold on.

Hold on tighter!

Letís go to the movies!

No. Iíve seen ìVolga, Volgaî five times already.

Iíve seen it seven times and Iíll see it again.

Iíll be an actress just like Orlova!

Donít kid yourself, actress!

Youíll see!

I canít do it anymore, Lazar Solomonovich.

I refuse to work in Vasily Stalinís class.

My dear, drink this.

I donít know what to tell you.

How did we ever deserve such a punishment?

The protocol is...

Iíll write Comrade Stalin a letter!

Are you mad?

Comrade Staling doesnít have anything better to do?

Ljudmilla Nikolaevna, what have we got? - What are we going to do then?

You think itís just me he treats this way?

He treats everyone like dirt!

Do you even know that he rode into school on a motorbike today?

Then he rode it to the second floor! The entire school was in chaos!

No. I wasnít informed.

They were afraid to. You have the numbers of all the parents.

And the number of Stalinís office.

Tatyana Andreevna, so what if I do?

How can I call? What will I say?

If it means anything - we are also Party members!

We have a right to speak to Comrade Stalin in person!

Heís not that kind of Comrade.

Have you all lost your minds?

Give me the number. Iíll call him myself.

Anything else, Comrade Psocrebyshev?

There has been a call from Vasilyís school.

What, is he misbehaving?

Yes. The teachers are crying and asking for a meeting, Josef Vissarionovich.

Why are they the ones asking?

Iím the one who should be asking to meet with them.

Iím the parent. I raised that moron.

Call the school.

Tell them I will come tomorrow.

Yes, Josef Vissarionovich.

They are coming! They are coming!

Attention!

Comrade Stalin! Allow me to report.

I donít want any of it.

Hello, Comrade.

Hello, Comrade Stalin.

Tell me, who is responsible for my Vasily?

I am, Comrade Stalin.

Tatyana Andreevna Soikina.

Hello, Tatyana Andreevna.

Hello, Comrades.

Hello, Comrade Stalin.

Donít organize a big greeting. Itís unnecessary.

Come now.

Please, Comrade Stalin.

Is it some sort of holiday today?

Iíve been summoned by the Headmaster. Heís going to lecture me.

That I havenít raised my child properly.

And you, Comrades. Please get back to work. Donít waste time.

Yes.

Alright, Lazar Solomonovich. Where do I go?

Please, come into my office, Comrade Stalin.

Please, here. Second floor.

Hi, Red.

Hi.

Hey there, Vasya Red.

Hello.

Why are you so spooked? Did they catch you stealing sunflower seeds or something?

Go away.

Fine. Letís go guys.

Look at that car! What a beauty.

Get away from the car.

First of all I would like to thank you, Tatyana Andreevna, And you Lazar Solomonich.

You are right. I havenít devoted enough time to my son.

I have too much work. But thank you for calling.

Whatís going on? Is father here because of us?

Us? Itís me they are trying to nail.

You are on their good side, a straight A student.

Be strong, Vasia.

Goodbye, Comrade Stalin.

Thank you, Comrade Stalin. Goodbye.

Tell me. Whatís your name?

What do you mean? Whatís wrong with you, father?

Vasily. Stalin.

I am Stalin. You are a redheaded little pup.

Everyone back in school.

Back to school. Faster.

How are you, Vasia?

Keep your knees together! Donít stick your legs out, Stalin.

If you call him Stalin one more time, Iíll knock your teeth out.

His surname is Volkov here.

I keep forgetting.

So Iíll knock your teeth out so you remember.

Alright fine.

Thatís good, Volkov.

Quiet.

Thatís a great mare!

You could take the Moscow Cup with her!

Why not? Half a year more and maybe Iíll become acclaimed.