Letters to Santa 4 (Listy do M. 4)

LETTERS TO M.4

STARRING

This, that and that's it.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

What a beautiful tradition of breaking bread together!

WRITTEN BY

- Krzysiek! Don't even think about it. - I just wanted to take a look.

Yeah, right.

PRODUCTION DESIGN

Carp's out.

COSTUME DESIGN

They can't eat it all.

MAKE UP

SOUND

EDITED BY

MUSIC

- Stop! - Let's run!

Stop!

DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY

I said stop!

PRODUCTION MANAGER

PRODUCER

Hello.

DIRECTED BY

More enthusiasm! It's the most remunerative...

I mean, beautiful day of the year. Keep on working!

Why are there three of you?

Because there were Three Kings.

- Do not insult my intelligence. - What's the problem?

Let me remind you our company is sworn to respect gender parity and equality.

As a consequence, one of you should be a female.

- Which one? - You.

- Maria! - My name's Renata.

Great. Beata, swap costumes with your colleague.

Not here! In the changing room.

- What about Mel? - He's not picking up his phone.

Well, well...

The sun has risen.

Water!

Hold on.

Excuse me?

May I come in?

My place is a bit messy.

No problem.

What is it about?

You've ordered me.

Have I?

- I would've remembered that. - Maybe someone has ordered me for you?

Someone who likes you and wants to make you happy?

Nobody likes me, because I don't know anyone.

Can we do it quickly? I'm in a hurry.

No offence, but I'm not into this kind of women.

What kind of women?

Well, hook...

Courtesans.

Swine.

Oh, my.

- Honey... Don't scatter things around. - Then I won't get to the radio on time.

- Where are my green shoes? - How do I know?

Oh... I wonder how they got here.

What's this doing here?

I was in a hurry.

Things have their proper places. Why put them anywhere else?

That's why I'm putting them in their right places. See?

- Drive me to work, will you? - How about your car?

Some guy scratched my door.

I can't open it. He claims it was my fault.

- Did you call the cops? - Sure.

And they claimed it was my fault, too.

They even gave me a ticket. Will you take care of that?

Sure, I will.

As always.

SOCHA AND FRIENDS - WELCOME TO OUR RESTAURANT AND BALLROOM

Hello!

Who are you?

- Igor. I played a concert at your place. - What do you want?

I came for my money. There was no time yesterday.

Leave my butt alone.

What's this?

- Why did you take my car? - I had to do Christmas shopping.

- You didn't buy anything. - I had an amazing experience. Imagine...

I can imagine a lot, but this is my cruiser.

It's the only car that works.

And the sirens are useful in heavy traffic.

Just kidding.

No need to thank me.

- I'm so ashamed. - Why?

I've never done anything like this before.

Neither have.

It's the first time.

I'm gonna be late.

You should chill in bed today. Shall we see each other tomorrow?

- I'm going back to London. - Back to the dishwasher? Don't do it.

Come to my place for Christmas dinner. I have a bed too.

Hello?

- You're late. - Be nice! It's Christmas!

- Hello, I'm Amelka. - Don't talk to him.

Or he'll come and take you away.

- It'd make your mom cry. - It was the Holy Mother.

- Would you like to have such a mother? - Not one like you.

You never let her do anything.

Doggy!

Stay away from doggies too. A doggy may eat you, and it'd make your mom cry.

A doggy may lick your nose at the very most.

- And your nose will fall off. - Stop scaring her.

Stop telling me off. You've never had a dog, so be quiet.

Give me a hug.

Remember me telling you a story about a girl who let Santa in...

I told you that story.

A story about Santa, who came to visit a girl...

- And brought her... - Presents!

Take a seat here.

Still here, son?

We had a deal, Mr. Socha.

What kind of deal, son?

You owe me 500.

What? I don't know.

I don't think I do. What are you gonna do about it?

Do you have a contract, to back it up?

Last night the house was full. Everyone was having fun.

It says here you drank 520 zlotys worth of whisky.

Okay, it's Christmas time. I'll let you get away with that 20.

We're even.

I don't drink alcohol.

Are you ill?

Mietek! He stole my brush! Get him!

Don't stand here like a dumb-ass! Go get him!

Zero-zero, to zero-one, Filip, come in.

- Go ahead. - Where are you?

I'm on my way. Tell Bogus I'll be a little late.

Bogus is ill. You'll ride with Monika. She's already waiting for you.

I'll be there soon.

- Who's Monika? - A police officer.

Is she pretty?

She's strict.

I'll have to drop you off somewhere.

- Are you joking? - I'm not.

If I'm late, she'll file a report on me. And she'll be right.

Have someone else ride with Monika.

Ouch! Sorry!

- You want to raise a loner. - I want her to be safe.

Being lonely and scared won't make her safe.

Fear Kills curiosity.

Curiosity of the world is essential for a child.

Amelka is very curious. She pesters everyone the moment we leave home.

In the corridor, in the elevator - everywhere.

- Who taught her that? - Who?

- Do I pester anyone? - Everyone!

Eyeing that broad with a dog!

I was looking at the dog!

I'm sorry. My nose will fall off.

Very well. We'll see.

We'll see what you'll have to say when something bad happens.

Where's Amelka?

She was with you.

- Amelka! - Calm down! Stop yelling!

Amelka!

Amelka!

Amelka!

Amelka!

I'm looking for a ring.

For your wife?

In a sense.

We're not married, but I'd like us to be.

So it's not for your wife.

No.

- For a woman? - Yes, for a woman...

Absolutely.

Very well.

I understand you want to impress her?

I do.

There you go.

Excuse me, have we ever...

No.

Shoelace!

12 minutes late.

Hello, Monika.

I hope it's fudge.

Yes, it's fudge.

I work for the radio, and I'd like to invite you there.

How much do you pay?

For what?

You want me to play, and I don't play for free.

- Can he busk here? - Nope.

- Shall we step in? - You bet.

I thought everyone would be happy to perform on the national radio,

but you seem to be an exception.

- So what's it gonna be? - It's gonna be good.

Hello.

Hey, what's going on...?

- I don't talk to strangers. - Very well. What's your name?

Amelka, 5 Sympatyczna Street, apartment 12.

I am Lucek. So we're not strangers anymore.

Where are your parents? Have they gotten lost?

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me, sir!

Excuse me, sir!

Where are you going with my child?

What did I tell you? Never talk to strangers!