Alien Abduction

Todd?

Sweetie, is that you?

Britney?

Bud?

Guys, this isn't funny.

Oh, my God.

Todd?

Todd, get the camera!

Damn it.

Where is it?

Damn it.

Oh.

Hello?

Todd?

Whoa.

Todd, oh my God!

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Everything's okay, everything's okay, what's going on?

What's going on, Baby?

I thought you were...

I saw something.

What?

What, what, what'd you see?

Oh, Baby, did you see a bear?

No, it was something else.

It was something in the sky.

Oh, like a UFO or something?

Screw you.

Jean, Baby, you've been watching

way too much Discovery Channel.

Let go. I taped it.

Have you seen the pigs' feet?

Gross!

What?

You roast 'em, they're good.

I'm not gonna be kissing you, okay?

Oh, yeah? Sicko.

Has anyone seen my camera?

I left it around here.

Oh, I'll find it.

What happened to you?

Don't ask.

She said she saw a UFO.

What?

Woohoohoo ha! What?

Fierce!

I've always wanted to see one of those.

It's just something up in the sky,

I don't know what it was.

Bud, I wanna go camping some place else.

Do you hear me, Bud?

Let's go camping somewhere else, where there's like,

buildings, and a toilet, and a 7-Eleven, for goodness sakes.

Sounds good to me. Found it.

Here it is, the moment of truth.

Yes!

Stop, it was on my butt.

Bring lots of wine back.

Stop! Go away.

All right.

We love you, Baby.

Bye.

I saw it.

Where's the rest of the sound?

It's on, it's fine.

No, there was this high pitched squeal,

I had to cover my ears.

It's not on the tape.

Well maybe it was just inside your head,

from like, high blood pressure or something.

It was not inside my head.

Hey, there it is.

I see it.

A space ship.. That's the sun,

it's light bouncing off the lens.

Look, there.

It's just a bird, you idiot.

I don't understand, I saw it.

I taped it, there was something up there.

Well I believe you, Jean.

I'm sorry, Baby.

These things, they happen all the time.

People think that they see these things,

and they're convinced, but you know...

Yeah, you know, it's kinda like this talk show I saw once,

where there was this girl,

and she kept talking to her dad,

but only problem was he was dead.

And so they did all these tests and stuff

and they found out she was like schizoid and stuff.

It wasn't her fault.

Thanks a lot, Brit.

You're welcome.

Yo Bud, let me see the lighter.

Ah, I lost it, Man.

Are you serious, Man?

Damn, yeah, I lost it.

What do you guys need a light for?

You guys shouldn't be smoking pot.

Talk to your boyfriend, he owes us some fine pot.

Get the matches.

You got matches? Thank you.

Yeah, I'll go get 'em.

Losers.

That works good, Baby.

What the fuck?

Probably some big fucking animal, I'll get it.

Hey, Bud.

Jean, you remember my code?

Hey, Baby.

Honey, what's my, do you know my code?

Hey, Bud.

Jean, do you remember my code?

Holy shit.

Holy shit, Motherfucker.

What?

There's a big fucking alligator,

no, it's a fucking bear.

What the fuck!

Jean!

What?

What is that?

Get outta there!

Guys, get out! Britney, come on.

Get out here.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Britney.

All right, come on.

Come on, Baby,

come on, come on, come on.

Please tell me, please tell me that was a bear, right?

That was not a bear, that was not a bear.

Dude, that was Sasquatch.

What? Fucking Sasquatch!

Bigfoot, he lives up here, Man.

Shit.

Are Britney and Bud here?

I don't know, I can't see shit.

Britney? Shh.

They'll hear you.

Those fucking things already know we're here.

Britney?

Brit?

Jean...

Jeanie.

Bud?

Jeanie, Jeanie.

Jeanie.

Jeanie, I wanna go home.

Hey, I found Bud.

I wanna go home.

We're gonna get you home, soon.

Gotta get outta here.

I found Bud.

Buddy!

Buddy, Buddy.

Are you all right?

How long have I been out?

'Bout 10 minutes.

Is Bud okay?

Why don't you ask him, yourself?

Hi, Jean.

We're on a space ship.

I was so worried.

No worries.

I'm good, now.

Bud, I told you not to, stop!

What the fuck was that?

Wow.

Guys, what in the world is...

What?

I'm not going in there.

No fucking way!

It can't be any worse than sitting in here.

Yes it can!

I'm not going in there.

Guys,

it's just like a long corridor, it's...

It's really amazing. Jeanie, would you

please put that thing down.

Come on, let's focus on getting out of here.

Honey, I don't think we're going anywhere

until they let us out, so...

Besides, the recording of this could make us rich, right?

Great.

I think we're being announced.

It's okay, it's okay, I'm here.

Are you all right?

Come on, Guys, come on.

We're coming.

Put the fucking thing down.

We're so gonna die.

We're not gonna die.

How do you know?

How do you...

Behind us!

Todd! Todd, no!

I think she's waking up, now.

You've had quite an experience.

Welcome back.