RoboGeisha (ロボゲイシャ)

Sir!

We have just received another threat at your office.

What? How many times have they called now?

They really don't want me to run for the party-presidential election!

Lt was a really serious threat.

They say if you don't withdraw from the election in three minutes

they are going to kill you.

They'll kill me in three minutes?

In three minutes, you can go to the toilet.

And take a shit but there will still be shit on the toilet paper!

- What? - Never mind.

In three minutes you can take a leak

but there still will be some drips remaining, even if you swing your thing.

Don't pretend not to understand with that half-baked sweet face. You fool!

- I'm sorry! - See.

There is only a minute left after this pointless discussion.

If I have to wait to be killed I would rather dance frantically with Kotone!

- Get out of here! - But, sir...

Get out!

If we are to play baseball, let's play this way, yes this way!

Out! Safe! One, two, three!

I don't know if I win or lose with this blindfold.

Kotone, I am sure I will win this election.

Wow, so you will be the prime minister? That's great. Wonderful!

So... why won't you be my sweet-mama?

Then I will change Japan to be just as you would like it.

Do you think it's okay to use politics for love?

Then why don't you make a law that would allow you

to be with me for the rest of your life?

Okay! Kotone, I will never let you go away!

I mean, don't leave me!

What? Did I do something wrong?

Wow... what?

What?

You've split open!

Yeah!

- Wow! Now it's a Tengu! - Yeah!

- Tetsuma Gotokuji, I will not let you go! - No! Let me go!

- Somebody! Come here! - Yeah!

- Yes! You called, so I came! - Again?

- Somebody help! - No! Sir!

- Do something! - Can I help, sir?

Monsters... What are you?

Don't you know what a Tengu is?

A Tengu is a traditional Japanese spirit with a phallic symbolization.

Yes. We are the Tengu beauties

with a mission to assassinate Tetsuma Gotokuji!

Our name is...

Tengun!

You're pretty cheeky considering how shameful you are dressed!

Get them!

- Come this way. - I'm being taken away.

- Help! - Sir!

Hello. Oh, Mr Kimijima.

Thank you for your support the other day.

Well, we are kind of busy right now so... We are having a meeting now...

Kotone, you are a monster!

No, I'm not a monster.

I'm a robot.

What, what's this?

No! I knew it would rotate! Shit, help me!

She cut me with her hand...

Try this!

- Ah, don't come closer! - You want breast milk?

You touch my tits and frankly there'll be a hole in your face!

Right... I'll slice you to pieces!

- Well, you... ...can try this!

No... From their butts?

No, it's dangerous! You'll cut me!

No, no, stop!

Chew on this!

No! No use!

Stop you'll cut me. This is seriously dangerous.

Stop! You're touching me! No, you've cut me.

You've cut me. It hurts. No, this is so stressful.

I'm sure this stress will be bad for me!

What?

Sister, the world of Maiko, Apprentice Geisha,

has nothing to do with violence.

Stop doing such vicious things.

Well well, this is fishy Maiko.

You can die!

- You are not just anybody, are you? - No!

I fight evil.

I am mechanical Maiko.

My name is...

Yoshie Robo Geisha!

What the hell? Take that!

Wig napalm!

Welcome to hell!

Great! Awesome! I don't know what you are but you're great!

Will you be my secretary starting tomorrow? I'll give you 4,000 or 5,000 yen an hour!

- My arm! - Never touch me.

I am cold, with only one purpose, like a machine!

So what are you?

What am I?

A robot or a Geisha?

I don't know myself.

Not now, not before.

But one thing is for sure. I was nobody a few months ago.

This is not me. It's my sister.

If she was born to attract people's attention with her beauty,

I was made from the discarded parts.

- Yoshie. - Yes.

What the hell are you doing? Bring my Kimono quickly.

Yes, sister. I'm sorry!

You called me "sister" again! Would you stop it?

We promised we wouldn't consider each others as sisters in this Okiya, remember?

- I'm sorry. - Right.

Though you are related to Kikuyakko, you're not in the same class as her, Yoshie.

So don't ever dream about becoming a Geisha.

Just clean rooms and wash clothes!

- Okami-san, no, I... - Just work!

- Yes, madam! - You are slow.

As a punishment I'll give you plain rice balls with no seasoning for today's lunch!

- Yes. - Huh?

What is that response?

Well I don't like those slavish eyes, either.

- Madam! - What, Kikuyakko?

Yoshie was just glaring at me. She's so disgusting.

I wonder if she believes that she could become like me!

- Impossible, never. - Impossible, never.

That gloomy girl could never become like you.

This is so tasteless.

At least black pepper might help.

Oops, too much.

It's hot!

So it was you!

You!

You made me a laughingstock in front of Mr. Kageno!

- Am I that maddening to you? - I'm sorry, Sister!

- Look! Geisha can kick! Kick! - I'm sorry!

You always get in my way when there's a big opportunity!

I know you've been jealous of me and resented me since we were kids!

No! I'm not jealous of you.

Shut up! I'm hurt, too!

- Hey! - Don't stop me!

Excuse me, Kikuyakko!

- Calm down, Kikuyakko. - No!

No, Mr. Kageno! I was just playing with my younger sister, Yoshie.

Oh, your younger sister. This must be the first time we've met.

- Yes. - I am Hikaru Kageno,

president of Kageno Steel.

You resemble Kikuyakko and you're beautiful, too.

What?

You'll be Geisha someday as well, right?

I would love to see that.

I... don't...

So he likes you a little bit, but don't get carried away.

It's easy to throw you out of this place.

My little toe!

I'd have any sister but you. You're the worst type!

Sister...

She ripped the phone book into two with her bare hands. Amazing!

Lt's me. I found someone.

She may have the quality we are looking for.

Hey, thank you for today.

Shall I walk you home?

No, thank you. I'm still working until I reach home.

You're serious!

- Are you afraid of your sister? - Yes.

Too bad. Actually I wanted to invite you to my house for dinner.

You have lots of talents that even you are not aware of.

I want you to know what those talents are.

My sister always tells me that I'm good at nothing.

You don't live for your sister, do you?

Lt would be sad if you kept being ignorant of your true potential.

Wait a minute!

No! Hikaru, this is too cruel! Too cold!

You are... From the hospital I was going to...

Don't be stupid. I am Suzuko, the woman you toyed with!

How come you are flirting with this childish girl?

Are you going to ditch me?

- Ditch you? You're just not right for my world.

How cold! You're too cold!

I'm going to kill both of you then myself!

You!

Die!

Great! Just as I thought!

- Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! - Wait!

Hikaru, die with me! Die with me!

Easy! Easy!

- What? What the hell are you? - We are Hikaru's servants!

I'm sorry but we must kill you!

- With this breast milk from hell! - Ha!

Double milk!

Lt's hot!

My face is melting away!

I don't want to lose like this!

I will not! But I've lost!

Suzuko, thank you for attacking me.

Thanks to you, we have found the person we've been looking for.

I had a hunch but now it's certain.

Ah, I'm drunk.

- Yoshie, it's you, isn't it? - Yes!

Come inside.

Yes.

I was happy then. I could simply laugh with you.

Remember?

Back then you were jealous of me because our parents were fond of me.