Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Introducing Ryuunosuke! "We Love The Sea"

Subtitles: Arigon

Darling...

Lum!

Lum!

Lum!

Oh! It's still too cold!

What do you think you're doing?

We've come all the way to the seaside, and it'd be a shame if we didn't go in!

Dummy! It's cold enough just watching you! Get outta there!

Okay. Brrrrr! It's so chilly!

No go, guys! There's no tea shops around here at all!

I see. But knowing that there isn't any makes me wanna eat even more!

That special beach ramen, the kind with less ingredients, or the powdery curry!

Dammit! This is so frustrating that I feel like screaming!

Sea, you're an idiot! Sea, you're an idiot!

You're slow! You're slow!

You're slow! You're slow! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Come on! Now's our chance, Ryuunosuke! Go for it!

Sea! Sea, you're an idiot! Sea! Sea, you're an idiot!

You idiot! How many times must I tell you?!

How many times have I told you how crucial timing is?! Be ashamed!

Each wave comes only once, and so you must face it with everything you've got!

Did you forget these words that I've said to you?!

You idiot! You were the one who said "Now's our chance!"

I felt that one real good.

But, you know, Ryuunosuke...

why don't you direct such powerful anger at the sea instead?!

What good does beating your own father do?!

Look who's talking! You're the one who laid hands on me first!

Don't you talk back at me! Now continue! Don't waste time!

Don't waste time!

Er... Excuse me, but may I ask what you are doing?

Whatever we're doing is none of your business!

Why you...! Thanks for listening! Well... please, come! Please!

So you run the "Hamajaya" Beach-side Cafe?

Yes. Ours is the genuine Hamajaya, family-owned for three generations!

And that's Ryuunosuke, who will be the fourth generation owner.

I never said that I'd take over after you!

You fool... What're you still mumbling about?!

Shut the hell up!

My foolish child is rather violent, as you can see. Always causing trouble.

Before, you were saying "Sea, you're an idiot!" What was that about?

Yes... Hamajaya and the sea go hand in hand.

We're bound by the same fate!

Because there is the sea, the Hamajaya can exist!

And, because there's the Hamajaya, the sea can thrive!

Nevertheless... from autumn until the end of spring...

for a bit more than half of the year, the sea sends those crashing waves...

to interfere with my dear Hamajaya's business!

Sea, you traitor! Sea, you fool!

I've had it with this.

I'm gonna look for another line of work.

Your destiny is unchangeable! You WlLL be the fourth Master of Hamajaya!

And before you can be that, there are a ton of things that you must do!

Don't waste time!

Shut up!

Hold it!

Please, hold it, sir!

Ryuunosuke... you too! Please try to understand your father's feelings!

But...

it's unbearable, man!

We HAVE to keep Hamajaya open for the entire year!

Throughout the year?!

Yeah... The winters are miserable, man, let me tell you!

Even in the midst of blizzards...

when you know damn well that nobody would be stupid enough to come...

I remember when I was little, Dad would yell at me for being a wussy...

"Daddy! I'm cold! I'm cold!"

"You idiot! And you think you're my son?!"

Let's go home.

Let's go home. You're right.

Darling, how can we just leave at a time like this?

Whether or not he continues the family business is none of our business!

Yes! We strangers have no right to meddle in their affairs!

See that? Even our customers agree. Take over the Hamajaya.

Why so?

"Why?!" This is an order from me, as your father!

Hmph! I want out of this family... Now, more than ever!

Don't you understand the paternal feelings...

of he who named you "Ryuunosuke" because he wanted you to grow up...

into a strong man, stronger than any sea?!

That, I can dig the least!

Why the hell should I be like a man?!

I'm a... GIRL!

Can I get a closer look at your face?

Aren't you going home?

What?! How can we just go home, leaving this pair in the lurch?!

Be serious! Be serious!

Such a poor girl, in need of a little more TLC!

If there's ANYTHING that I can do, I will be glad to!

Don't be so friggin' nasty! How sickening!

Looks like she grew up completely like a boy.

Dammit! It's all Dad's fault!

I envy you girls... You can wear girly stuff like that...

I've never even worn a skirt... not even once!

Ryuunosuke...

What do you want?!

Go cool your head in the sea!

Watch out, miss!

Sorry, dude...

I grew up in an extremely violent environment, you know. Eh...?

Such a poor girl...

Stop being nasty!

Ryuunosuke, just look at this enraged sea!

The powerfulness! The manliness! The ferociousness! Well?!

If this isn't the man's world, then what is?!

I'M A GIRL!

To be sure... I felt that one real good!

But... what good does beating up your own father do?!

You bastard! I can't do a damn thing without beating you up!

Let's go home after all.

Let's go home after all. Yeah.

Oh! Where are you going?!

Do you really think that you can leave this miserable father alone?!

I'm sorry, but...

we strangers have absolutely no right to get involved in your family problems!

Yes, you do!

Oh, I see! It's on the house? Oh, you're too kind!

Please, try to convince that fool.

Ha! I've lost all my faith in you, Dad.

You can't do anything without others' help, can you?

What did you just say?! Who do you think all my hard work is for?

Y...You rat!

You good-for-nothin' dad!

Oh! Cross-counter punches!

C...Cross... Cross-counter!

We've GOT to make them stop fighting!

You're right. Yup!

What...What the hell is this?!

Dad! What did you do this time?!

You idiot! Don't you see the situation I'm in right at this very moment?!

Now, they won't be able to fight!

Let's talk this out, without having at each other, okay?

Damn! You bastards are trying to make me take over Hamajaya, aren't you?!

Ryuunosuke! Don't you see? These people care for you!

Shut up!

Dad! This is a fight!