Being Human

Previously on being human:

The house! The '70s!

: You were time travelling?

When you use our magic,

you run the risk

of being trapped in the past forever.

I'm stuck here! I'm never going home!

I don't have to listen to you ever again!

Where did you come from?

Josh, we can stop this now! We can stop this!

- (AIDAN): What are you doing? - Hey! Stop it!

Oh, baby, don't do this to me, please!

: Please don't go!

Guess I was meant to die with my head bashed in.

Sally...

It's Ok, you can let me go.

I can't!

Aidan, it's not me anymore!

Are you gonna...

Go through your door now?

I don't get a door.

: Baby...

What were you doing here? Why were you here?

I just thought I could stop you from drinking.

I just wanna hold you!

I'm gonna miss that the most.

Oh no! They made the call.

You're not gonna wanna see what happens next. Just, please...

- No, I wanna see... - Go!

: Yeah, I got it. Stay back.

Ah, look at this! This is quite a picture.

: It's very West Side story.

Quite the homecoming, Aidan.

I'm not back, bishop!

No, you're just blood-drunk and high

with a dead wolf splayed at your feet.

I'm not animal control.

She is not an animal! You listen to me.

You're going to do this,

and you'll do it for me as a favour!

- That's what I'm gonna do? - Yes, you are!

You haven't talked to me in, what, a year? More?

What, now you need me? Now I'm your foul-weather friend?

Like the chick you like to bang and never take to the prom?

Oh, I've cleaned up far worse messes for you!

Who killed your girlfriend, Aidan?

Wolves...

Wolves...

You know the friends you can call at 2:00 A.M.

Who roll out of bed, no questions asked?

They're Golden.

I'll take care of it. We'll make this right, Ok?

Ok!

We gotta figure out where to go.

Boston's burned. Too many vamps know us!

I have to go back! I have to go back.

I just left Aidan there. Like, I just ran away!

Your best buddy didn't lift a finger to stop it.

He was drunk off his ass draining live girls.

You saw the blood coming out of him.

How many do you think they killed?

You're the only one that's killed tonight!

So far... let's not put a cap on the evening.

We can take him, Josh. For once, it's a fair fight!

Ray, shut up! Enough!

I love a stray with personality, Aidan.

: I got dibs on this one.

Aidan... Aidan, don't do this!

Don't do this. Josh is your friend.

And they murdered you!

He has been with you way longer than I have!

Do not go back to the way he is!

If you do that, what we have is over.

Aidan, it was over when they opened her head on the pavement.

Aidan, listen to me. It was an accident. It was a mistake!

It was never meant to be like this!

Please, please understand!

Aidan, no, stop! Please stop!

: No!

No! No!

You're a monster.

Get outta here!

You know, when I first met you, I made a mistake.

I really think I should've let Marcus finish you off.

- Stop it! - Shut up for a second!

If I ever see you again, I'm going to kill you.

What, that's what you call justice?

- No! - Avenging the one you love?

You don't understand! You don't know him.

You don't know how much he hates himself.

Killing him, that would be mercy. Ain't that right? Huh?

: "We lost Nora! Oh! We lost Nora!"

The one woman that you were meant to be with,

and you couldn't land it.

Why? Because of what you are.

Oh, you know what else? Look!

I took your one chance to cure yourself, to lift the curse.

Well, you know what, you have a nice life, Ok?

Hey, this whole thing was your idea.

Living together,

trying to be human was your idea!

Ok, you don't wanna do it, I will.

Hey! Let him suffer.

The eye thing was a perfect touch.

So you got to see the world.

You got to indulge in a totally alternative lifestyle, right?

But there's no place like home.

I need a drink.

Of course, you do. Drinks for my favourite son!

Who's the punctual employee?

Who? Who raised you?

Oh, how is our little friend?

Oh!

Mmm, yeah! Healthy as a horse!

But getting a little bit harder to come by

if I'm being honest.

Well, we're just gonna have to raise the price

of healthy blood just a skosh.

: Oh, I see!

So, the customer appreciates quality disease-free products.

You know what that reminds me of:

Prohibition, slowly Jack up the prices.

This is food, man! You can go without whiskey.

You cannot go without your bread.

You know what occurred to me?

This disease, this virus is what makes us kings.

That is pure propheteering. Where is your conscience?

I think I left it inside.

Yeah, go get it!

All right. This famine is making you unbearably popular.

Pie!

: Oh, wow, is that really one slice?

It's a big piece, yeah!

That's why I call it "die happy."

Bold to bring up death while people are eating your pie.

You've got a sick, yet poetic sense of humour.

- (JOSH): Well! - Oh my God!

You have to ask her out! She thinks "bleak" is a plus!

So, you're all good? I gotta check on the ovens.

Oh, yeah! That should do me for, like, a month.

Oh my God, Josh!

Why did you kick that girl in the teeth?

She was begging for it. Why didn't you ask her out?

You haven't dated in, like, a year.

Because I'm a werewolf! No girl wants that.

If I could just...

If I can get to Ilana...

Oh my God! I'm not gonna track down some storefront psychic

so that she can sling you into the future!

No one can do that!

Well, if I could just speak with Donna,

maybe she could sling me

into wherever the hell I'm supposed to be right now.

If I could just get to where I'm meant to be,

we can still all be together.

You, me, Aidan, Nora... Stop!

I've managed to cobble together a tiny existence

of maybe not happiness, but Ok-ness,

and you keep trying to pry it out of my hands and blow it up!

- I'm not try... - Stop, stop!

Your interventions don't help!

Whatever charmed life in a brownstone

you think we had is over.

You scared the crap out of me.

It's not nice to be spied on, is it?

What other impossible request can I grant for you?

Nora, we have a very simple agreement.

We turn a blind eye to what each other is doing.

And you didn't exactly turn away.

You're taking way too much blood.

There are fewer patients who haven't been exposed to the flu.

And that woman that you Drew from? You almost killed her!

How's your back, Nora?

It's been, what, like, 5, 6 months since the surgery?

Head nurse strung out on pain pills.

It's not exactly protocol, is it?

You really ought to take better care of yourself.

I know Lynette worries.

Don't talk about my mother!

Oops!

One of the nurses found our blood.

She put it in the bank.

She thought someone had misplaced the bags.

Well, dammit, you better get it back!

It's mixed in with the general pool.

I don't think you understand