One World: Together at Home

>> Colbert: HELLO.

>> Fallon: HOLA.

>> Kimmel: NI HAO.

>> Colbert: BON JOUR.

>> Kimmel: BERNAISE.

>> Fallon: BRANZINO.

>> Colbert: JAVIER BARDEM.

>> Kimmel: MIATA.

>> Fallon: I'M JIMMY FALLON.

>> Kimmel: I'M JIMMY KIMMEL.

>> Colbert: AND I'M STEPHEN "JIMMY" COLBERT.

WE'LL BE YOUR HOSTS FOR

TOGETHER AT HOME."

>> Fallon: WE ARE CURRENTLY ON THREE MAJOR AMERICAN NETWORKS AT

THE SAME TIME-- NBC, ABC, AND CBS-- AS WELL AS SOCIAL NETWORKS

LIKE TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, AND FACEBOOK.

>> Kimmel: PLUS, ALL THOSE STREAMING PLATFORMS YOU'VE

BEEN PROMISING TO SET UP FOR YOUR PARENTS-- AMAZON PRIME,

APPLE TV+, YOUTUBE, TWITCH...

>> Colbert: AND BLOOFY.

>> Fallon: IS BLOOFY A STREAMING PLATFORM?

>> Colbert: PROBABLY.

I DUNNO.

>> Kimmel: WHEREVER YOU'RE WATCHING, TONIGHT, WE ARE

THANKING FIRST RESPONDERS AND OTHERS ON THE FRONT LINES OF

THIS GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

>> Colbert: BUT THEY DESERVE MORE THAN OUR THANKS, SO WE'D

LIKE EVERYBODY AT HOME TO TAKE OUT THEIR WALLETS... AND THEN

PUT THEM AWAY.

WE AREN'T ASKING FOR MONEY TONIGHT.

>> Kimmel: THIS EFFORT HAS ALREADY RAISED MORE $50 MILLION

FOR THE W.H.O.

>> Fallon: AND HALF OF THAT WAS JUST FROM TURNING JEFF BEZOS

UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKING HIM FOR LOOSE CHANGE.

>> Colbert: IF YOU'D LIKE TO FIND OUT NON-MONETARY WAYS THAT

>> Fallon: WE KNOW A LOT OF YOU CAMPED OUT ALL NIGHT TO GET A

GOOD SPOT IN FRONT OF YOUR TV FOR THIS, SO LET'S GET TO THIS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WOMAN WHO PUT THIS ENTIRE EVENING

TOGETHER, LADY GAGA!

>> HI, THIS IS LADY GAGA, AND TODAY I'M SO HAPPY THAT WE ARE

ONE WORLD TOGETHER AT HOME.

I FEEL VERY HONORED TO BE A PART OF THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

AND GLOBAL CITIZEN IN THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID-19 AND RAISING

MONEY FOR THE SOLIDARITY RESPONSE FUND.

I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ALL OF THE MEDICAL WORKERS THAT ARE PUTTING

THEIR LIVES AT RISK FOR US RIGHT NOW.

I THINK OF THEM EVERY DAY.

I PRAY FOR THEM EVERY DAY.

AND I'M ALSO THINKING OF ALL OF YOU THAT ARE AT HOME WHO ARE

WONDERING WHEN THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE DIFFERENT.

WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO TONIGHT, IF I CAN, IS JUST GIVE YOU THE

PERMISSION TO, FOR A MOMENT: SMILE

THOUGH YOUR HEART IS BREAKING SMILE

EVEN THOUGH IT'S ACHING WHEN THERE ARE CLOUDS

IN THE SKY YOU'LL GET BY IF YOU SMILE

THROUGH YOUR FEAR AND SORROW SMILE

AND MAYBE TOMORROW YOU'LL SEE THE SUN COME

SHINING THROUGH FOR YOU LIGHT UP YOUR FACE WITH

GLADNESS HIDE EVERY TRACE

OF SADNESS ALTHOUGH A TEAR

MAY BE EVER SO NEAR THAT'S THE TIME YOU MUST

KEEP ON TRYING SMILE

WHAT'S THE USE OF CRYING?

YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS STILL WORTHWHILE IF YOU JUST SMILE

DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA

DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA

DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS STILL

WORTHWHILE IF YOU'LL JUST

SMILE.

>> GOOD NEWS, EVERYBODY!

>> I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.

>> EVEN WITH SCHOOLS SHUT DOWN ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND THE

WORLD, TEACHERS ARE EARNING EXTRA CREDIT, DEMONSTRATING

UNWAVERING COMMITMENT TO THE STUDENTS...

>> THAT HERE IS SOME COINS.

>> ...SHOWING US THAT EVEN WHILE CLASSROOMS ARE EMPTY, HEARTS AND

MINDS ARE FULL.

>> I HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST WITH ME HERE TODAY.

>> FROM "READ ALOUD."

>> "THE MICE OF MOUSOPOLIS FIRED UP THEIR GRILLS."

>> NOW, IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT TO A-B-Cs.

HERE WE GO, LET'S SOUND IT OUT.

>> TEACHERS ARE FINDING NEW AND CREATIVE WAYS TO EDUCATE.

>> THIS IS A BRAND-NEW WAY OF TEACHING FOR ME, AND I'M SURE

THAT THIS IS A BRAND-NEW WAY OF LEARNING FOR YOU.

>> I'M MAKING IT A CASUAL FRIDAY WITH MY UNICORN ONESIE.

>> DETERMINED TO REACH THEIR STUDENTS ANY WAY THEY CAN, LIKE

TEACHER CAR CARAVAN TO SAY HELLO.

>> REALLY MAKES THE KIDS FEEL LOVED.

>> I MISSED THEM A LOT, AND I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THEM.

>> THE ACTS OF KINDNESS INCLUDE SCHOOL STAFFERS PREPARING

LUNCHES FOR THOSE IN NEED.

SOME TEACHERS HAVE EVEN EMBARKED ON HOUSE CALLS.

>> OH, I LOVE YOU!

I LOVE YOU!

>> I LOVE YOU, MRS. WITT.

>> THIS OKLAHOMA TEACHER READING TO HER SPECIAL EDUCATION

STUDENT.

TEACHERS GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND, RISING TO THE CHALLENGE OF A NEW

KIND OF EDUCATION, AND, IN THE PROCESS, TEACHING US ALL AN

INVALUABLE LESSON.

>> Colbert: HELLO, AGAIN.

I'M STEPHEN COLBERT, COMING TO YOU FROM THE HISTORIC LIVING

ROOM IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN MY HOUSE.

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR JOINING US FOR THIS SPECIAL EVENT.

NOW, WITH A TRIBUTE TO HIS DEAR FRIEND-- THE LATE, GREAT, BILL

WITHERS-- PLEASE WELCOME THE LEGENDARY STEVIE WONDER.

>> DURING THE HARDSHIPS LIKE THIS, WE HAVE TO LEAN ON EACH

OTHER FOR HELP.

MY FRIEND, THE LATE BILL WITHERS, HAS A PERFECT SONG

ABOUT THAT, AND I WANT US TO REMEMBER HIM TONIGHT.

SOMETIMES IN OUR LIVES WE ALL HAVE PAIN, WE ALL HAVE SORROW

BUT IF WE ARE WISE, WE KNOW THAT THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW

LEAN ON ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG

AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON

FOR IT WON'T BE LONG 'TIL I'M GONNA NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

YOU JUST CALL ON ME BROTHER WHEN YOU NEED A HAND

WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

HEY, WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

GOOD MORN OR EVENING FRIENDS HERE'S YOUR FRIENDLY ANNOUNCER

I HAVE SERIOUS NEWS TO PASS ON TO EVERYBODY

WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY COULD MEAN THE WORLD'S DISASTER

COULD CHANGE YOUR JOY AND LAUGHTER TO TEARS AND PAIN

IT'S THAT LOVE'S IN NEED OF LOVE TODAY

DON'T DELAY SEND YOURS IN RIGHT AWAY

HATE'S GOIN' ROUND BREAKING MANY HEARTS

STOP, STOP IT, STOP IT, PLEASE BEFORE IT'S GONE TOO FAR

>> Kimmel: THANK YOU, STEVIE WONDER.

ALL NIGHT LONG TONIGHT, WE'LL BE HIGHLIGHTING THE BRAVE WOMEN AND

MEN WHO ARE PUTTING THEIR OWN LIVES AT RISK BECAUSE THEY CARE

ABOUT OURS.

ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IS AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE SPECIALIST AT

THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS HEALTH SYSTEM, DR. DANA HAWKINSON.

HELLO, DOC.

>> HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> Kimmel: I UNDERSTAND THEY CALL YOU HAWKEYE, HUH?

>> YES, YES.

>> Kimmel: IS THAT A "MASH" REFERENCE?

>> IT IS, AND I USED TO WATCH IT WITH MY MOTHER.

BUT, OF COURSE, I LOVE IT BECAUSE MY BOSS MADE IT UP FOR

ME, SO IT'S AWESOME.

>> Kimmel: DO WE HAVE CAUSE TO BE OPTIMISTIC RIGHT NOW?

>> YEAH, THIS IS A VERY, VERY HORRIBLE DISEASE, BUT I THINK

THERE IS CAUSE TO BE OPTIMISTIC.

YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW, THERE ARE NO APPROVED DRUGS, BUT WE HAVE

THE BEST MINDS IN THE WORLD WORKING TOWARDS THAT.

AND I THINK WE ARE STARTING-- AND HOPE WE ARE STARTING TO SEE

PEAKS AND LEVELING AND FLATTENING OF THE CURVE, AND

ALSO GETTING MORE PEOPLE DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL AND

NOT AS MANY PEOPLE WITH THE CRITICAL ILLNESS.

>> Kimmel: WELL, I HOPE PEOPLE ARE THANKING YOU SUFFICIENTLY.

I WANT TO THANK YOU.

I KNOW WE ARE ALL VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND

WHAT YOU'VE DONE, AND WE WISH YOU THE BEST.

AND WE HOPE THAT YOU STAY SAFE, AND YOUR FAMILY IS SAFE, TOO.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, DOC.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Kimmel: THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU'RE DOING.

NOW TO JIMMY FALLON.

>> Fallon: HE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN THE HISTORY OF

MUSIC, AN ICON FOR PEACE AND LOVE AROUND THE WORLD, AND MY

FAVORITE SINGER-SONGWRITER OF ALL TIME.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PAUL McCARTNEY.

>> GOOD EVENING.

I'M VERY HONORED TO BE PART OF THIS PROGRAM TONIGHT THAT

CELEBRATES THE TRUE HEROES, OUR HEALTH CARE WORKERS, ALL AROUND

THE WORLD.

AND AS THIS COVID-19 PANDEMIC IS A GLOBAL CRISIS, WE HAVE TO ALL

COME TOGETHER TO FIGHT IT ON A GLOBAL SCALE.

LET'S TELL OUR LEADERS THAT WE NEED THEM TO STRENGTHEN THE

HEALTH CARE SYSTEMS ALL AROUND THE WORLD SO THAT A CRISIS LIKE

THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

MY MOTHER, MARY, WAS A NURSE AND A MIDWIFE JUST AFTER AND DURING

THE SECOND WORLD WAR.

SO, I HAVE A LOT OF TIME FOR THE DOCTORS, NURSES, AND ALL THE

MEDICAL STAFF TO KEEP US HEALTHY.

WE LOVE YOU.

THANK YOU.

LADY MADONNA CHILDREN AT YOUR FEET

WONDER HOW YOU MANAGE TO MAKE ENDS MEET

WHO FINDS THE MONEY WHEN YOU PAY THE RENT?

DID YOU KNOW THAT MONEY WAS HEAVEN-SENT?

FRIDAY NIGHT ARRIVES WITHOUT A SUITCASE

SUNDAY MORNING CREEPING LIKE A NUN

MONDAY'S CHILD HAS LEARNED TO TIE HIS BOOTLACE

SEE HOW THEY RUN LADY MADONNA

LYING ON THE BED LISTEN TO THE PRETTY MUSIC

IN YOUR HEAD MUSIC

PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD PRETTY MUSIC PLAYING

IN YOUR PRETTY HEAD THANK YOU, BABY

THANK YOU THANK YOU, BABY

THANK YOU THANK YOU, BABY

THANK YOU LADY MADONNA

WOO-HOO. >> Kimmel: PAUL McCARTNEY.

WOO-HOO. >> Kimmel: PAUL McCARTNEY.

HOW ABOUT THAT!

YOU KNOW THE CORONAVIRUS IS IN TROUBLE WHEN A BEATLE GETS

INVOLVED.