Expedition Cupid (Expeditie Cupido)

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Alright, Yesmay? I want to see more… fire in you,

-Even more? -You have a beast inside you,

-A beast? -Set it free,

-It wants to fight, -Right,

You're going to let it, Yes? Okay, do it,

-But… -Raw power, We're rolling again!

Rolling,

Hotter Than all those haters

Let's go Nobody does it better

Yesmay

It's a warning Global warming

In my head, on my skin Just sweat it out

My dikes are breaking There's no faking

Oh shit This track is so lit

Oh yeah Global warming

You're changing my climate

Ooh, la, la, la

Let's go Global

Ooh, la, la, la

Global, yeah Global

Ooh, la, la, la

Cut! Hey, Yesmay? Is something wrong?

Hugo, I just don't know about this,

I mean, the choreography, this skirt, It is way too…

-Too long, yes, -You think it's too long?

Shorter is better, Then the video will go viral,

Great idea, Cestmocro is going to love that,

But you should really be more concerned about your vibe,

I want to see more raw power, Yes?

What exactly do you mean by that?

I'll explain it tonight, at my house, Yes? Bathrobe,

-Bathrobe? -Bathrobe! Let's go!

Just exude more sex, It's very feminist, you're comf…

-Bathrobe… -For her, not for me,

You are very comfortable in your femininity and…

-You looked really good on screen, -Really?

-Yes, I wouldn't worry, if I were you, -Oh, thanks,

Just a sec, Hey, amigo, What's your name?

-Elias, -I see that you have a dream,

Make it big in film and TV, The new Tarantino,

-Yeah, perhaps, -Great,

But are you the director on this set? No, you're not,

-You are a… -A runner,

A runner, yes, And a runner runs,

I direct and when I say something, you don't walk, you run,

-Yes, -Thanks,

But I expected to do a bit more than just bring bathrobes,

You want to do more? Okay, Go get coffee for the whole crew,

Okay, we're going to roll again!

Set clear!

Yesmay, raw power, okay? Play the track, please,

Hotter…

Hey, Yesmay!

Nobody does it…

Sorry, sorry! Apologies!

Just a short interruption,

Mieke, listen, I'm not sure about this, This video and this outfit…

But you look great! You're absolutely radiant!

And this is what the people want to see,

Trust me, this video will be your comeback!

And I have great news,

You are going to an island in the Pacific Ocean for two weeks,

For a new dating and survival show,

You and seven other national celebrities, I've arranged that for you,

You're welcome, don't mention it,

Dating and survival on an island? I don't really know if I want to do reality TV,

This is going to make you super famous,

Reality TV begets attention, attention begets talk shows, talk shows begets…

More attention,

More shows, more concerts, more merch, more money,

Not that it's all about money,

But if you want a solo career, you have to play the game,

Yes, but flirting on an island? I mean, people already see me in a certain way,

This is your chance to prove them wrong,

You're going to show those haters who you really are,

You're a woman with pizzazz, a power girl, Hey,

A while back a strong girl came to me because she wanted to go solo after Girl,

And I could tell by the look on her face that she was willing to do what it takes,

Stadium concerts, A massive tour,

-That's what you want, right? -Yes,

-I really want that, -Very good,

Just do some flirting on an island and then in no time

you'll fill up stadiums,

Are you ready for a fantastic new show?

This summer, eight single celebrities

will compete against each other in a passionate game

in which everything revolves around love,

Did I say love? I mean sex!

These hot candidates will battle it out in difficult challenges

and the winner will spend a night in the hot…

Villa of Temptation,

If you win a night in the villa, you can't be voted off in the eliminations,

Who will be the winner of…

Expedition Cupid,

These are our singles,

Chef Frits has his own popular vegan restaurant,

but will the women want a taste of him?

Will former kickboxer Kahnil have to fight off the women

or will he go home alone?

Former top model Estelle has traveled to many exotic places,

but will she survive this hot island?

Can writer Noortje Sas use the erotic fantasies in her books

to seduce the men?

Will beauty influencer Laila show us her true colors

or will she have to use her charms?

Can comedian Mika find someone

with the same bad sense of humor as his?

Can rocker Thymen seduce everyone with his sultry voice

or will he get voted off?

And will former child star Yesmay from the girl band Girl

finally be taken seriously, or will she seriously get taken?

We are going to kick things off with the first challenge,

I'm taking the first win,

This is going to be the show of my life,

Can I please rest for a moment? We just got here,

Challenge 1, Three, two, one…

Go!

Who will find their bag of rocks first?

I'm so excited for this!

Thymen is slipping, Hold on tight to your sack, Thymen,

Switch up that mindset,

Your boy Thymen is here for one thing: to win,

Once the bag has been found, they move on to the next part,

Stack your Stones,

With adrenaline rushing through their bodies,

they must stay as calm as possible,

Thymen sucks up balls for the next exciting part:

Balls in your Mouth!

It looks like Estelle has had balls in her mouth before,

Yesmay hesitates, but Laila has a real talent for this!

And then the last part, Can he shoot the bell?

A slight tap, but it's enough to complete the challenge

and with that, Thymen wins a horny night in the Villa of Temptation,

Seriously?!

In the pocket, Bob's your uncle, The Villa of Temptation is mine,

Such a shame, But hey, it's okay, Next time…

Stop!

Did I say something wrong?

Did I do something wrong or…

Make it a bit more exciting, Sexy,

That I lost?

Yes, just give us a juicy quote, Something like…

"I didn't win, but I did get wet and sweaty,"

That's not something I would say,

Yesmay, this is the Dutch audience,

Just look at that smile, They are so happy,

"Yesmay, Yesmay…"

Don't disappoint them, Give it your own special flavor,

-Flavor? -Make it spicy, Yesmay,

Okay…

-So get in touch with your femininity, -Okay,

Female empowerment, Shoulders back, Chest forward,

Very good, Bring the sweat!

And… action,

I didn't win, but I did get wet and sweaty,

-Like that? -Perfect, Ed?

What do you think of this?

Oh, I really love it when you…

Okay, Moving on!

Jonas?

Jonas!

Take him to the first aid tent,

We are already behind schedule, Get a replacement right away,

-Shouldn't we wait if Jonas gets better? -Pauline, your input doesn't matter,

I think, I say, you do,

Arrange a replacement,

-Hugo, -Hey Hugo, it's Pauline,

Hey Pauline, do you finally have a paid job for me?

We've lost our sound guy and need a replacement for our TV show,

Two weeks on a tropical island, flight and accommodation included,

-At minimum pay, -Sure, Pauline…

If there's someone willing to do that job, I'll eat my own dick,

I'll do it,

You're not a sound guy,

I've done things with sound before, How difficult can it be?

Hey Pauline, I have a very talented young man here

with a lot of experience in television,

-Perfect, when can he come? -The sooner, the better,

After the first challenge, the singles have to build their own camp

with survival tools they crafted themselves,

I see Yesmay and think, let's introduce myself,

Flame on!

That's my power yell, for when I go into battle,

-Hey, Yesmay, -Hey,

Your boy Mika here, Massive Girl fan,

I always thought you were the best, How you dance and sing…

Starting off strong,

Thanks, I was only 14 then…

Fourteen?

-Yes, How old were you then? -Doesn't matter,

It would matter if someone was in love with you then,

But I wasn't, I don't like children, you know,

Or I mean, I like children, but just children on the street,

That sounds even worse,

I mean, I love people, I'm a people person,

Good save, Mika,

Hey, how are you doing?

Very good, actually,