The Simpsons

D'oh!

- No electricity. - D'oh!

Hardest test in the world? Who'd want to do that?

Oh, hey, Bart. What you doing?

They say this one single test

can tell if you're a genius or not.

Huh. Looks pretty simple to me.

It says only one out of every 400 people

has the "spatial reasoning" to solve this maze.

Elon Musk and Angela Merkel both got perfect scores.

Angela. Angela.

Oh, if you're so smart, let's see you solve the maze.

Let me at it!

Okay, got through the first one.

Next one's a little harder. Just gonna focus.

You passed the test, genius.

Epic sister fail!

You better not post that!

And... post.

You scared me and denied me a genius test! Ooh!

Well, when you got an opportunity to prank,

you gotta take it.

Gotta take it.

And the likes are pouring in.

Whoa! Sideshow Mel retweeted it to all his boneheads.

Are you almost done?

You have your office. This is mine!

I don't know how, I don't know when,

but I super know why I'll get revenge on you, Bart Simpson.

Will you be wearing my underpants when that happens?

- Ew! - And post.

Post. Post. Post.

Unpost! Unpost!

And post.

The Internet is down!

I don't know the score.

I don't even remember who's playing.

Okay, no Internet.

We can do what we did in the olden days,

when I was a child.

You better not be suggesting a board game.

I'm not playing anything with you ever again.

Okay, fine. No board games.

Dumb. Useless.

Piece missing.

So flammable.

Okay, look, the TV still works,

and I know we've seen all our DVDs a hundred times,

so this could be the perfect time to break out...

Daddy's VHS collection.

Classic moments from a time when people used to

tape the shows they loved, then never watch the tape again.

"Family Matters"?

It certainly does.

"The Tracey Ullman Show"?

Well, I've had my fill.

"Saved by the Bell"?

The hit show that launched no one's career.

Now for the simple task of hooking up the VCR.

Okay, I need to connect magenta to magenta, set the tracking.

Marge, did I record these in long play or extended play?

- What's the difference? - Long is shorter.

Gross! The remote has a cord on it.

My first remote.

Coincidentally, the same time I got fat.

What is that noise?

It's rewinding.

Listen to it speed up as it gets closer.

Ooh!

Well, that was fun. Good night.

No, now we play it.

I used to love that commercial.

Remember when I went as the horn for Halloween?

No worries.

We just have to find a VCR repair store.

I'll look online, which I can't because there's no Internet!

Damn it! Lisa, solve this.

I've solved enough puzzles today.

Well, Flanders' network is working.

Maybe we could ask him for the password.

You can't just ask someone for their password. That's rude.

Come on, boy, let's go borrow his router.

How come all our father-son activities involve

getting a TV back on?

What about the time I watched you get out of that thing?

- You mean when I was born? - That was fun.

If I die before I wake,

I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.

That's right, boys.

Think about your possible deaths as you go to sleep.

Now let's look at my plans.

Who's this ladder made for, babies?

D'oh!

- You'll have to climb it, boy. - I'm a little scared.

Scared? What do we give you those meds for?

So you can do less parenting?

Babysitter in a bottle.

Now, climb the ladder.

So beautiful.

Almost there. You just need to go up the last rung.

That's not a rung, it's the top.

- The top is a rung. - No, it's not!

- Let me check on Google. - We don't have Internet!

Maybe if I keep refreshing, it'll come back.

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

Oh, this is pointless.

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

Ooh! No.

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

You guys need jackets!

No, we're fine! D'oh!

The Internet's back on!

Hmm.

Doctor, is he gonna be all right?

Millions of volts coursed through his body.

But it was the amps that really messed with him.

But he should be fine. According to his chart,

Bart's had more comas than he's had hot breakfasts.

Well, I can't cook every morning.

Until he recovers, just talk to him.

Lightning victims are highly suggestible.

Your kind words could turn his coma into a trip to Hawaii,

or a golf excursion to St. Andrews,

which is where I'm heading now.

Well, when you got an opportunity to prank,

you gotta take it.

Gotta take it.

But you're in a coma.

Fine, I'll get revenge.

You're gonna see dragons with pools of blood.

Oh, right, you like that.

Okay, scratch the dragons.

You're gonna see the one thing everyone's afraid of: death.

And dead people. That's right, buddy.

Okay, Bart, your nightmare begins.

Whoa! What happened?

How long was I out?

Maude Flanders! I thought you were dead!

I am.

Sweetie, we're gonna get something to eat.

- You want to come? - I'd rather stay with Bart.

In fact, I'd like to stay with him all night.

- Such a sweet girl. - So sweet.

Aw, someone's not happy.

You know, that sign should be unnecessary.

I'd better cheer him up.

I'm going to add to your dream

the worst thing I can imagine!

Let me see. Let me see.

Wazzup...?!

Milhouse.

What's going on, Bart?

Are you into God now? I always was.

Look at those abs.

The secret is less loaves, more fishes.

I don't believe in some dopey religion.

This is to keep out ghosts.

Oh, this looks just like my first apartment with Ned.

I'm never leaving!

Milhouse, have you ever been haunted?

Once, my hamster died and then came back.

Actually, my parents bought a new one

and thought I wouldn't know.

Then my dad's check bounced, and they repo'd the hamster.

You've got to talk to me, Bart.

Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

The power of Homer's socks compels you!

Maybe you could use this, my therapist.

If you see him, can you give him this?

Don't tell him I forgot to bring it back.

He'll say I kept it to get attention.

I don't need attention, Dr. Sam!

I knew it was Milhouse. I knew it!