The Dog Who Loved Trains (Pas koji je voleo vozove)

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THE DOG WHO LOVED TRAINS

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It's hot as hell. -How do you think we feel? We slave all day and you

won't even let us open a window. How can we cool ourselves?

You donlt care about us!

You can't. -Just a little bit. -Not even a little.

Close it.

And this... Is this allowed?

A cool breeze is blowing over the fields...

- Button up! - Don't look if it bothers you. Button up! You hear me?

We all know each other here. We got to cool down.

Sit down!.

Cover up those tits or there will be trouble! Quickly!

Don't make me go hard on you!

Bring it on! Bring it on!

- Bring it on! Bring it on! - Sit down! Stop it!

Mika! Wait!

Mika! Wait for me!

Wait!

Mika! Come with me to Bosnia.

Get lost! Stop following me!

Mika, wait!

Uncle. I need to leave.

Dad, Bata is leaving.

- A bucket! -What did he say? -He wants a bucket. -Bucket of water, you cow.

Why don't you stay with us. -I have to look for Ding.

What about work? -I'll look for something in town.

- So, your mind's made up. - Yes.

Over my head! -Dad, it's cold. - Great!

Come on, drench me! Quikly!

Those bastards in the mine got me drunk last night.

- How long have I been asleep?. - From dawn. You'll be late for the market.

What fool talked me into growing mushrooms?

Serbs and champignons. -Good bye uncle. -Wait a minute.

Serbs need meat and onions, oninons, not champignons.

I packed this for you. -Thank you.

- If you happen to see Ding... - I'll look after him.

Drop me at the market one last time, will you?

Come on.

Stop! Pull over here!

Hey! What's going on?

They are after some female convicts, who escaped from the train.

How many? -Two. -Not true, At least twenty.

All women? -All of them. Yeah. Cops are after them.

-That's not police business. They should let us chase them.

Oh, what a chase would that be.

I'd handle five or six, no bother!

Motherfuckers! They always give you tight knickers in prison.

I have a pal at the railroad station in Bosnia.

He sells doughnuts. He'll take me in.

I'll cook doughnuts and live like a queen.

Believe me, I'll live for a hundred years!

Mika, I can find something for you if you like. -Shut up, will you?

Where will you go? -In Paris.

Mika, we're done for! -Fuck off!

Hey stunt man. There is no show today? -No.

And why? -Toothache. And you call yourself Old Shatterhand?.

What sort of a mine has no dentist?

-We are healthy. These are real teeth, look.

So long then. -Bye.

Excuse me, I missed my bus. Could you give me a lift?

- You got something for a toothache?. - No. Goddamn mine has no dentist!

He ran away in Switzerland. Get in.

Been hurting for 2 days. It's driving me nuts.

You're from around here? -No. Then what you doing round these parts?.

- Looking for a job. - Here? Oh, come on!

- What do you do? -l'm a waitress.

That's what I thought. I know people the moment I see 'em.

Radio Buyanovatz. And here's the news summary...

They're after women convicts. That's all they're talking about.

It looks like one of them manage to escape. But the'll catch her, for sure.

If she's smart, she don't have to hide at all.

You're safest when you mix in with the crowd.

So, it's like that. You're looking for a job.

Something will come up, you'll find it.

Truth is, we don't know each other but everything is perfectly clear between us.

Everything! - What's clear? -You are just what I need.

I have a donkey and three expertly trained horses.

And I'm better than that guy in "HIGH NOON".

I just need tits. I don't have tits, breasts, curves.

Maybe... you could announce my act. -I could. - Eh? -I could.

It's not that hard. Sequences, scenes, magnetophone.

A professional TV director wrote them for me.

I need one guy for a stable. Fact is, I could use five employees.

But where am I gonna find them? Nobody wants to work. I have to do it all myself.

You'd be perfect for me.

What did you say his name was?. -Ding. -That's right, Ding.

Yes, yes. I remember. I read about him in the railway paper.

Your father taught him to jump on and off trains.

And this little boy is you? -I am. -So how can I help you?

My dad died last year.

What? -He was crushed by a train.

The railway took responsibility for me. They put me in a foster home.

I can't hear you!

I'm looking for that dog now.

When I went to the home, they locked him up for attacking people.

My uncle told me that he got out and

jumped on the first train, looking for me.

I don't understand what you want from me? -Have you seen him? -Who?

Ding, in any of the trains passing by?

I knew your father, and that other thing, I don't know.

Hey, you want an apple?

You made a wise decision. It's going to be "very nice" for you.

I worked on a bunch of films, but there's no more bread

for stunt men in the movies.

The dough's in live shows now. Not movies.

I'll be straight with you. I don't mind. -What? -That you're on the run.

Don't know what youlre talking about. -Stop pretending.

Still got that toothache? -Yes.

Put this on and nobody will recognize you.

The best hiding place is right in front of everybody. Take it!

That's been proved many times over.

How come you ended up in prison?

Was it love? Money?. Someone double-crossed you? -Yep.

Yep, what? -The third one.

- What was your game? - Smuggling. I wanted to make some extra money.

I didn't hear you. - I wanted to make some money.

- Get far?. -No. They started running drugs.

And? -You ask too many questions. And what?

I didn't want to do it. You can get ten years for that.

They're all barbarians! Let me ask you something.

With a face and figure like yours, how come you never got

into "show business"? -Who says I haven't? -So, you tried?

They didn't snatch you up? -Snatch me up?. They're all crooks and bastards.

All they want is to screw you and rip you off.

I had other plans.

Paris. -What would you do there? -Certainly not wash the dishes.

I have a place to go there. -Then why didn't you go? -I will.

You shouldn't trust anyone.

All my life they've been trying to bleed me dry.

But I won't let them. If I break my neck, it'll be for my own sake,

not for some German or spaghetti western.

Why shouldn't our people have their own cowboy?.

- Would you like... -What? -A ride? Nah. I'm tired. Eh? I'm tired.

Come on. The owner is a friend of mine, we work together.

Come on.

Rodeo, rodeo! The great rodeo! The famous stunt man, Rodolyub Rodney Alexich

offers you the chance to see him today at the town soccer field at 5 p.m.

A dream come true! You've seen it in the movies!

Right before your very eyes! The man from the movies is here.

Rodeo, rodeo! The great rodeo!

Today at the town soccer field at 5 p.m. Rodolyub Rodney Alexich,

hero of the prairies, in person! Kirk Douglas, Lex Barker and

Stewart Granger's personal stunt double.

The hero of over fifty movies will demonstrate feats

that will remain etched in your hearts.

Riding a mustang!

Falling at full gallop! Riding three horses!

And wrestling with a mad donkey!

Rodeo, rodeo! The great rodeo!

Scenes from "Wiananetou", "Old Shnatterhaand",

"Treasure of Silver Lake", "Buffalo's Hide",

"Take it or Leave it" and "A Fistfull of Dollars"!

If you don't have the stomach for such breathtaking scenes,

then stay at home!

But those who seek excitement and have the courage,

can watch the live show today at 5 p.m.

Rodeo, Rodeo! The great rodeo!

The famous stunt man, Rodolyub Rodney Alexich!

Here's your chance to see him today at the town soccer field at 5 p.m.

Until now only in a dream, only in the movies.

But today it's real! Before your very eyes!

The famous stunt man and actor Rodolyub Rodney Alexich,

the man from the movies is here in person for the first time.

Rodeo, rodeo!

The great rodeo!

And now, may I have... your attention, please!

You are looking at the man from the prairies, in the flesh!

Come to your soccer field today and you'll see scenes from over 50 movies.

Double whiskey! - We only have homemade whiskey. - You drink that!

Do you have water? -Yes. -Homemade? Yes. -So, give me a brandy.

Perhaps some of you would like to work with me?.

I pay a hundred dinars per hour.

I repeat,would someone like to work with me?. -I would.

Get up and come with me. - I have a motorbike. - Fuck motorbikes.

This is your town? -No, but I'm from around here.

What can you do? Do you have a job? Got any skills?

I'm supposed to be getting a pension. -Congratulations. So young and retired already?

The youth of today. Any excuse to avoid hard work.

No, my dad died. I'm getting his pension. I inherited the motorbike from him, too.

I'd like very much to work with you. -But what can you do?

Do you have any skills?

I was learning to be a plumber. -I need plumbing like a hole in the head.

I'm also interested in motorbikes. -Can you do some tricks on the bike?

No. -You got any skills at all? -I do, I do.

Such as?

It's clogged.. -Your only skill and it's clogged up?

It's got dirt in it. -You don't understand psychology.

If you want to take people's money, you have to do everything better than they can.

Do you see ordinary people in the movies? No.

I'm from the movies? Yes.

So I can take as much money as I want from people.

Hold it!

Did I scare you?