Rental Family

Doors closing. Please watch your step.

You were amazing.

Thank you.

Ah, Phillip.

Yes.

We have one more.

- Okay. - Please come in.

Good morning! I'm Phillip Vanderploeg.

- Nice to meet you. - Okay.

- Thank you very much! - Okay, thanks.

Good morning.

I'm Phillip from EZ Talent...

Please find a seat.

...to honor the life of Mr. Daito.

We express our deepest condolences.

Mr. Daito, we will never forget your radiance.

A message from the Osaka Hiranonishi Junior High School, 9th grade, class A.

Now, Mr. Daito's friend, Miss Nakajima,

would like to share a few parting words.

Yū-kun...

I was so in love with you.

I miss your warm embrace.

The way you held my hand on the way home from school.

You took me everywhere on your bicycle.

We had our first kiss at sunset

in the schoolyard.

I'll never, ever forget these memories with you!

Thank you for being born!

Why did you have to leave us so soon?!

Thank you very much for your heart-warming message.

The time has come for us to share

our final goodbye with Mr. Daito.

Everyone, please come forward.

I'm sorry for your loss.

You even prepared this outfit for me. Thank you so much!

I've never felt this way before...

How can I put it?

I finally feel like I deserve to exist.

Thank you so much!

It is our pleasure to be of service.

May I show you to the dressing room?

We have some snacks for you.

Thank you.

Please take your time.

I'm so happy to be alive.

Glad to hear.

You know we cremate bodies in Japan?

But I'll have to dock your pay for being late and disrupting service.

You noticed?

Everyone did.

Good job today!

See you next time!

Excuse me!

Was the whole thing fake?

I'm in a hurry, do you mind?

A "Specialized Performance".

How long have you been in Japan?

Seven years.

You can live here a hundred years and still

be left with more questions than answers.

Why don't you come by our office sometime.

"Providing Perfect Happiness"

RENTAL FAMILY Inc.

Please come in.

- A housewife in her 50's costs 8,000 yen per hour.

Welcome.

An elderly woman in their 70's would be...

7,000 yen per hour, including tax.

The price for a teenage daughter is

18,000 yen for the first 2 hours.

For a minor, our accompaniment will be mandatory.

We appreciate your understanding.

Give us a call if you need anything.

Thank you!

- Kota, coffee please. - Okay.

Glad you came by. Please take a seat.

I'm sorry.

This isn't for me.

I really loved your Toothpaste Commercial.

We're home.

What should we do?!

Don't worry!

Who are you?

Swish!

Scrub!

Remove plaque!

Prevent cavities with fluoride!

Perfectly Antibacterial! Lasting prevention!

Sparkle!

Shine!

Tighten Gums!

Clear Bright!

So long!

Thank you!

Clear Bright!

I knew I'd seen you before!

"Sparkle! Shine! Tighten Gums! Clear Bright!"

"So long!"

I remember that!

Let's do a final review.

Fifty total guests.

We will provide all the attendees except for your parents and extended family.

Once your parents meet the groom,

we'll hold the ceremony and reception.

Following the wedding, the two of you will move to Canada. Correct?

- Yes. - Excuse me,

why Canada?

Sorry about that.

The ceremony will be...

One more thing.

My parents...

they're very surprised.

But...

also very happy.

We've managed weddings like yours before.

You're in good hands.

Yes.

Good night.

Good morning.

Good luck today! You were incredible the other day.

Have a good time!

Don't drink too much, though.

Take lots of pictures.

I'll go get the groom now.

- Ready? - All set.

Brian, may I come in?

Are you ready to...

Huh?

We're honored to host you for such a wonderful occasion.

We're very grateful. Thank you.

Yoshie-san, are you ready?

Excuse me...

Congratulations on this special day.

May I speak with you?

Please excuse us.

See you shortly.

- What is it? - Aiko-san, he's gone.

- Wasn't he in the waiting room? - No, I can't find him anywhere!

I'm so sorry.

- Excuse us. - Good to see you.

What's going on?

Phillip is gone.

What?

I'm sorry.

Congratulations!

Did you call him?

Straight to voicemail.

Congratulations!

- What time is it? - Ten til.

Oh, the father of the bride!

- Thank you for everything. - Congratulations!

- Thank you. - See you soon.

Kota, check upstairs.

You go downstairs.

I'll check the 1st floor.

Excuse me.

Did anyone see a big American?

Sorry.

Hello.

Pardon me.

With utmost reverence, we humbly offer our words before the great presence of

Ōkuninushi, the Great Lord of the Country.

The groom, Brian Callahan, and the bride, Yoshie Ikeda, pledge themselves to one another

through the ritual sharing of sake cups, uniting as husband and wife.

We swear to always support each other, respect one another,

and love each other unconditionally to build a happy family.

Husband, Brian Callahan.

Wife, Yoshie.

Say cheese!

Congratulations to you both!

Thank you.

Thank you, father.

Jun-chan!

I promise I'll make you happy.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Married?!

No way! Congratulations!

Oh, for work.

And?

How did you feel?

We're alike, aren't we?

I help people physically,

and you help people emotionally.

But you're just a little more personal.

I'm so sorry about yesterday.

That was pretty bad.

Luckily, the client is satisfied so we're okay.

Alright then.

I need you to play a father.

There's no way he can handle a role like that!

Aiko.

Why don't you get some air.

I'll get going too.

Welcome.

Beer and ramen please.

Coming right up!

Here you go.

I'm on my way home.

I'm back.