Y.M.I. - Yeh Mera India

'Mumbai. Friday 11 July. 11:45 pm.'

'Listen! I will tell you a fantastic story.'

'There used to be a great scientist in America.'

'He didn't believe in God at all.'

'One day he came to know that Indians believed in God a lot.'

'So, he came to India and went to a lot of places.'

'But as soon as he returned to America,'

'he went straight to the church.'

'And started praying to God.'

'Everyone was surprised as to what was the matter with him.'

'How did an atheist become a believer?'

'As soon as he came out, the people started asking him.'

'What is the matter? Have you seen God in India?'

'He said, 'No, I observed that country minutely.'

'And I found that this country is very unique.'

'The country doesn't have a single language,'

'which is known by the entire population of that country.'

'The Hindus and Muslims hate each other.'

'The upper caste people hate the lower castes.'

'The people from the city hate the ones'

'who have come from other cities.'

'In fact, the people in cars hate the ones in rickshaws.'

'This country is full of hatred,'

'but it is still going on. It is developing.'

'So, tell me, who can run it but God?'

'I am sure of the existence of God.'

What the..

Look, we have reached. - '11:55 pm. Andheri.'

Okay. Pull up ahead.

That's it. Here. Thank you.

Where do you want to go, sir?

I want to go home. On the 14th floor.

But Mr Jatin stays there.

Yes, I am Jatin Ganguly. Open the gate.

Sir, he owns a Tata Safari car.

And you just got off the rickshaw.

My car got stolen today. Will you open the gate now?

Open the gate.

You have come? Where were you the entire day?

Is this the time to come home?

Mom, I am hungry.

You think this house is a hotel.

I was stuck in a traffic jam.

And when I got down to check, my car got stolen.

'Here are the news headlines...' - What? Your car got stolen?

Yes. - You just bought it 4 months back.

Couldn't you call and inform me?

It was warm in Chennai today.

I left it behind in my car.

It was cold in Bhopal.

There is no phone booth in the city, right?

There was hail in Delhi.

Mom, I don't have your number.

And a storm is expected in Shimla.

There was so much work at the office.

And even the maid didn't come.

Do you know there are so many bomb blasts in the city?

I was so worried, and you are laughing.

Then what should I do, mother? What should I do?

I cannot bear the pressure of this city anymore.

Shall I thrash a beggar if my car gets stolen?

Should I slap the watchman

because he was not allowing me to come inside?

The maid. The maid is not coming.

That's why I should be angry with others.

What should I do? What should I do?

Welcome back. I am Bhushan.

So let us check out today's breaking news.

There was a bomb blast in the Chowk.

Many people are feared to be dead.

Hinduja hospital's administrator

Sushma Talreja was attacked brutally.

The maid is being suspected.

Don Ashfaq shot famous TV actor Jennifer in a star hotel.

Jennifer is in a coma right now.

Famous encounter specialist Chandrakant Shinde

was wounded gravely while chasing underworld goons.

He had to undergo an emergency operation.

A call centre girl from Malad was tried to be raped.

Suspicions on the members of a famous political party.

Famous builder Arun Talreja has been threatened by

the underworld with his life.

Now News in details.

'Same Day Morning.'

'07:30 am. CST. Friday 11th July.'

They know that a man sits here.

But these people are bound to spit here.

I am not able to sleep at night and work during the day.

Sir.

Yes? What is it? Where do you want to go?

Can I find some work here?

Where are you from?

I am from Bihar.

You idiot, who gave you the ticket to come here?

People like you have already ruined the city.

And you have come to make it worse.

There is no work here.

Take a train back to your village.

A lot of people like you come here. Get lost!

Idiot!

But Banwari said that nobody slept hungry in Mumbai.

Yes, Banwari is correct.

Nobody goes to sleep hungry at night.

Because no one can sleep at night with hunger.

Beggar! It's time for work. Get lost! Scat!

Give alms to the blind! Give alms to the blind!

Give alms to the blind!

Give alms to the blind!

Give alms to the blind!

'08:12 am, Pali Hill.'

No, I told that the deal is not okay for me.

No! I have a call waiting. I will call you later. Okay. Bye.

Sunil, she was hot. Like a hot volcano. Shaina.

And our group leader Dolly

gave me the contact.

She was asking for a flat in Lokhandwala.

She was looking for a broker and I said

that I would get her one.

And I did the rest. - 'Really?'

And then I took her for coffee in Taj.

And then to Ritu Kumar's boutique.

And then?

I said I need to choose a dress for my friend.

Why don't you choose it for me?

You have a good choice. She was happy.

And then?

She got two dresses which cost 18,000 rupees each.

That's very costly.

Of course. I asked her to pack both of them.

She became happy and sat close to me. And she was almost seduced.

Wow!

Of course. Then, I took her to the club.

Joseph was in the club. - Yes.

I gestured him to get the best wine.

Chardonnay, French wine. Worth 10,000 rupees.

Both of us finished the entire bottle there.

I made her tipsy. - Oh, really?

I had the room keys, so I asked her to go upstairs with me.

When I went to the room it was just amazing.

Tell me more. What happened after that?

And then at 3 am in the night, she said, 'Sir, please drop me home.'

'My husband...' - Yes.

'He'll be coming by the early morning flight. Please drop me.'

It's wonderful!

So, I went till Bandra in my Mercedes to drop her.

You are a stud.

Everyone can be bought.

It's just that everyone has a different price. What else?

What you said is absolutely right.

Yes!

It's Friday today. Friday night.

What are you doing? - Let us meet in the evening.

If everything goes well,

I will be at my bungalow in Madh.

Papa. - Yes, Tanvi.

Okay. Bye. Take care.

Dad, I need 25000 rupees.

Why 25000?

Didn't your mom give you your pocket money?

Dad, I want to go to the disco tonight.

Disco? At night? I can't let you go, Tanvi.

It's too dangerous.

You know the people roaming around at night, right?

Chill, dad. I want to go with my friends.

I don't know any of your friends, Tanvi.

Dad, what is this?

What?

You never understand me.

Tanvi.

I really want to go. I really don't care.

What is this, Tanvi? - Please, dad.

Okay. Stop crying. Stop it.

Here you are. This is 5000 rupees. Okay.

But come home early. Understand?

Go and tell your mom.

'Stop it. Stop it. I don't want to go with you. Stop it.'

'I don't want to go. Stop it. Stop it.'

Sush. - Yes.

Did you see my Rado watch? - One minute.

Have you started watching serials so early?

No. I missed it yesterday. So, I am watching the repeat telecast.

Give me juice, Gajanan. - Tanvi, answer the phone.

Mom, please check. I am busy.

I can't even watch TV.

I am Sameer. - Yes, Sameer.

I want to speak to Sushma Talreja.

One of our patients Babaji is in her hospital.

One minute. Please hold. - Okay.

Tanvi, where are you going? Your college is closed today.

Mom, Roshni's boyfriend has left her.

She is very upset. I am taking her to the disco.

Did you hear her? Break up all the time.

Do you know where she is learning them? From TV serials.

All of them are full of extra marital affairs.

No matter what. Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law,

daughter, sister-in-law. TV serials should be banned.

You have been watching them for 15 years. They didn't affect you.

Very funny.

What? - What is she wearing?

What? - What kind of clothes are those?