Asylum: Twisted Horror & Fantasy Tales

What reality garbage are you watching now?

"The Cleansing Hour".

You've never heard of "Father Lance"?!

Every week, an incredible deliverance!

Is that what they call special effects these days?

Here.

You're gonna like this.

I like "The Mindy Project".

Don't you want to witness divine intervention?

Are you seeing this?

It's nice we can choose the clothes together.

We're so lucky

not everybody can do that.

It'll be big on you, but I'd like you to wear

my father's suit.

What do you think?

I don't care.

I'll wear whatever.

No, you must look smart.

It's an important day for me.

Lots of people are coming, you must look perfect.

Then just choose my clothes for me.

I'm not in the mood.

Shoes?

The brown ones are nicer, right?

Those ones rub and give me sores.

I prefer the black ones.

These ones.

They're newer.

They're newer because I never wear them.

They rub.

Then put some plasters on.

Why ask me which shoes I want if you're going

to choose them yourself?

Which tie?

I like these two.

I don't like wearing a tie.

I never wear a tie.

It's not my style.

You look like a rustic.

I am a rustic and I like the way I look, okay?

Shave that beard off.

You're not going with that great beard.

You're not touching my great beard.

I was practically born with a beard.

You met me with this beard.

That beard is going and that's that.

Don't you dare I mean it, okay?

Darling.

That beard.

That beard it's disgusting.

It doesn't suit you.

It never has.

These clothes that we're choosing

you'll be wearing for eternity.

We don't have much time

so make an effort and help me with all of this.

You're the star.

Lots of people are coming

to see you one last time at your wake.

So I want you to look handsome and radiant.

They'll think that I've dressed you badly because

you're a simple villager.

But that's what I am.

That's how I want people to remember me.

With my shirts

with tracksuit bottoms

and, above all

with my beard.

Don't touch my beard, okay?

I have to get the flowers

the coffin and call the last guests.

The burial is in three days.

So don't be selfish.

Cooperate a little, please.

Darling

why don't you just wait until I die and you can do it

as you like.

Darling, I don't like to remind you but

the doctor said you have less than 48 hours left.

What if he's wrong?

He won't be wrong.

He looks so smart.

Are the clothes his?

Or are they from the funeral home?

It's my father's suit.

We chose it together for the occasion.

Rest assured, dear.

He's more handsome dead than he was alive.

A little too much make-up though, don't you think?

If not he'd be white and would give us the chills

but I think it's a complete waste of time.

He'll start to rot in a few hours.

He looks better without a beard.

He looks younger.

He's unrecognizable without it.

He looks gay.

I always told him to shave.

Without that beard, he's so handsome.

He looks like a fairy.

Why did you shave him?

It was one of his last requests.

If you don't mind, could you join the others?

I'd like to be alone with him.

Darling!

What the hell are you doing alive?

I don't know.

I just woke up.

My God, what a shock.

How can this be?

The doctor confirmed your death a few hours ago.

He confirmed it badly then.

Because, as you can see,

I'm alive.

I feel absolutely fine.

We're burying you in an hour.

Your friends are here, it's all ready.

Even people who don't like you came.

We'll cancel it that's that.

I'll go out right now and explain it all.

Are you crazy?

It's been a lot of trouble.

There are hundreds of people.

There are high expectations.

That many people came?

It's a success.

I've always been a popular guy.

They'll be happy I'm alive.

Darling

I'm your wife and I love you

but it's too late now.

We're used to the idea now.

What do you mean?

We can't lose face.

We'd look stupid.

I'd be a laughing stock.

There's a lot at stake.

What do you mean?

You have to die.

You can't just resurrect like this.

Are you serious?

Of course.

Shit You can't do this to me.

Juan, don't talk back to me.

Your mother is here.

My parents are on their way.

When they arrive, they want you dead and buried.

We can't let them down.

I don't want to die yet.

I'm not ready.

Darling.

Do you love me?

Yes.

Well, if you really love me

die.

You want me to kill myself?

My little boy.

My little boy's gone.

Faustina, don't fuss over him you'll crease his suit.

Goodness me.

He's so handsome without his beard.