Days of Darkness

This is so fun! What is this place?

Well, this whole area used to be owned by the military.

Best camping spot I ever did see.

Awesome.

What's that?

I hear ladies like champagne.

Oh, you know champagne gives me the hiccups.

Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Turner?

I just want to celebrate this moment.

You are definitely the woman for me.

I respect your decision.

I can wait.

You're worth it.

You okay?

Yeah, just some cramps.

Why...

Come here, come here.

Hey, hey.

Let's get you home to a doctor, okay?

What do you think happened?

I don't know, baby.

Uh, I got it.

I'm gonna go help him.

I don't like this, Steve.

I'll be fine.

Be careful.

What happened?

- Steve, come on, let's go! - What?

Steve, hurry! Let's go!

God, I lost the keys!

Shit. Baby, come on!

Hurry!

Shoot.

Help me, Steve!

You mother, you...

God, Steve! Please!

Come on, get in. Get in!

Give me the keys.

Quick! Roll up the window, Steve!

Roll up!

Stop looking through the map! Just get out of here!

I'm trying!

No!

Follow me.

What is this place?

Hey.

You volunteered, Simon!

Hey, don't I know you?

It's possible. Who are you?

Steve. Steve Turner.

Yeah, well, I don't know you.

But you look really familiar.

Well, I've done some acting.

Jake! Watch out!

Just ignore him. Hi, I'm Lin.

Hi, I'm Steve.

This is my girlfriend Midami.

Uh, Mimi. My parents were hippies.

What the hell is going on?

Survival.

That's Slasher and D.J.

Yeah.

And Trent.

He's a very strange man.

Come.

Come on.

Come on, you dead piece of shit.

All the way in.

She needs to lie down.

Okay, okay. Calm down.

Slasher, D.J., take her inside.

I'll finish up here. Go.

Got her.

What's happening out there?

One minute we're selling cars,

maybe perhaps celebrating in the strip joint.

He's married.

Then the whole place collapses.

What about the rest of the city?

It's not good, man.

People were screaming. Fires. Jesus.

And then the next thing you know,

fucking people start fucking eating each other.

Simon saved us, too.

Yeah, Simon. Yeah.

Um, this is D.J. I'm Slasher.

Slasher?

Yeah, put your hands in the air if you want a bargain.

You want a great deal, get those prices slashed.

You know, slash 'em, slash 'em.

We sell cars. Slasher sells round the country.

What is this place?

I think it's a decommissioned NORAD microwave station.

But I could be wrong.

I'm gonna pull his fucking head off.

Over my dead body.

What is with you, you freak, fucking bitch?

You have no idea. That is Trent's brother down there.

That is a thing.

One nearly killed me 30 seconds ago.

There is no place for them here.

What are you doing?

Have you ever had a child? A sibling, even?

You love them unconditionally.

Look, I have made over 2,000 films.

I have fucked over 8,000 guys...

2,013 of them up the ass...

- Mom! - Sorry, dear.

Look, my world is no place for Jane.

I didn't even think I could have kids.

Then I got pregnant.

Okay, so I fucked 70 guys that week.

But did I abort? Did I give her up for adoption? No.

Because I love her. She is my blood.

That is why I can't let you kill Herbert.

Hey!

They ripped my daughter apart right in front of me.

She was 3 years old.

They were my neighbors.

He sat on my front lawn

and chewed on her arm like it was a chicken wing.

I killed him first.

Are you threatening me, Simon?

Let's just all love the zombies.

I mean, we can't kill Herbert.

We got no food, and we got two more mouths to feed.

Are you people fucking crazy?

I think you should sit down now.

I'm gonna take a shit.

You know, I fucked nicer animals than you.

You didn't hear that, sweetheart.

I'm not a child, Mother.

You are a child. You're my child.

These are my towels.

You stay away from them, clear?

Can't we all just get along?

That's funny.

That's real funny.

Trent, we just saved your brother's life.

For the day of the Lord shall come like a thief in the night,

in which the heavens shall pass away with the great noise,

and the elements shall melt with a fervent heat,

and the earth and the works there within shall melt away.

2nd Peter, Chapter 3, verse 10.

It's God's way.

What is?

I don't like his attitude.

Trent, your attitude sucks.

Prick.

D.J., get her on the table.

Please.

Easy.

This is Jane, Kylie, and I think you know Simon.

Easy.

I need a fucking drink.

I need a fuckin' cigarette.

I need to get the fuck out of here.

You're making me nervous.

Just go patrol the compound.

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you.

You coming?

Like I got something better to do.

Military training. Comes in handy.

How's she doing?

She's fine. She just needs some rest.

Do you have any water?

Yeah, sure.

What happened to your arm?

I got bit by one of those things.

What?

It's fine.

Let me see.

Wait right here. I'll be right back.

Hey.

Thanks for back there.

How'd you find this place?

I used to come here as a kid.

Took my older brother.

We'd go camping and playing war games,

killing and eluding the enemy.

And here we are.

Funny how things turned out.

So, you think that's funny?

20 years in the service.

After my last horse, I decided I'd had enough.

Anyway, what happens if she sees me doing that?

You know, she's still a virgin, you know.

I've kept a close watch on her.

Just waiting for the right man, eh, babe?

I was gonna do the business stuff, you know?

Producing, that kind of thing.

I was at my own retirement party.

I was gonna buy me a boat.

And now here we are.

Now, that's funny.

So, Steve,

anything funny happen to you?

We were just camping.

Let's fix you up as if you have a plan somewhere inside that head.