Certain People (Katinkas Kalas)

- Was it ruined? - It tore down the fence again.

- We'll find another way to keep it out. - Like how?

I don't know. What can we do? It's drawn here.

We'll have to build a higher fence so it can't climb over.

Here, try one.

- Fantastic. - Really?

I don't know...

- Maybe a little too much garlic? - No, I don't think so.

Really?

Sit still.

We could have skipped the party this year.

You've out it very short down there.

The trimmer had the wrong setting.

There's a tropical heat out there

so it feels good to have less hair down there.

- Hi, sweetie! - Hi!

- Hi, sweetie! - Hi!

- Welcome! - So glad to see you!

Four cheers for Katinka on her birthday.

Let's hear it.

Thank you.

It's nothing special really, you can open it later.

My present is an ashtray.

Good to know if I don't feel like opening it.

- You look so pretty. - Thanks, sweetheart. I feel fat.

- I'm nervous, I made it myself. - How exciting.

So she'll be doing the next exhibition, then?

The whole of Faltoversten shopping center should be encased in glass.

Or turned into a permanent Christo package.

That would at least get rid of all the riff raff.

- Shall we... - Wait, you have to try these.

You know I respect your opinion. You have to be honest.

Of course.

Wow! I don't know what to say.

Thanks, Carro.

I knew it. It's over the top, isn't it?

- No... - Is it over the top?

No, not at all. I just have to take it in.

It will definitely get a chosen spot in the house where I can...

sit and contemplate it.

I'm so honored to have gotten to know you through the years.

You're a group of sensitive, humble types.

Katinka and I have been looking forward to this day.

We were even starting to get bored.

Jokes aside. I hope we will continue...

to gather like this for many years to come.

Get me some water!

Katinka...

I love you.

Congratulations on your special day, my wonderful wife.

Four cheers for her.

Cheers.

I can't handle open displays of emotion.

Too much like a Hallmark film.

He's a bit sensitive, in case you guys hadn't noticed.

They've removed Hallmark from the basic cable package plan.

I think that's a shame.

Did you know that Jossan has released a single?

That's right! Congratulations. That's so amazing.

Jossan has been signed by a German label.

- That's so cool. Congratulations. - Thank you.

It's a tiny German indie label, so it's no big deal.

Well... l think we should drink to that.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

You're so lucky. You've always been.

Entrees.

- David, how are things at the gallery? - Dad had another manic episode.

- Oh no! - We had this Brazilian artist

who works with infections. People love infections. Cheers.

The curators' neuroses can really detract focus from the artists.

- I mean, I should know. - You're the best one there is.

I don't think you can apply that to the art world.

Well, I think you're the best.

It's like that show where they had only blue works of art.

It's like gathering Jews in a concentration camp.

Why just gather a bunch of blue paintings? It's absurd.

- I totally agree. - There's no depth, it's all surface.

My dear friends. I've helped Marja cook today.

I'm rather pleased with my aubergine rolls

filled with walnut and coriander pesto

and covered in pomegranate seeds.

Are there others coming?

Happy birthday, Tinka!

Where have you been? I've been trying to get hold of you.

- This is Linda. - What a wicked place you got!

- Hi. - Welcome, Linda.

- Tinka. - Linda Milton.

Thanks.

- It's your favourite fruit. - Thank you.

- Josef in. - Hi, there. Linda.

Hi, Jossan. I hear you broke up with Sillen. Again.

Suck my dick.

I always suspected you had a dick!

Come on. We're about to eat.

- Joel, my man! Where have you been? - Hey, there.

- Where haven't I been? - Hi, what a great surprise.

Hi there, Joel.

- Well, cheers. - Cheers.

I'm sorry. I was only kidding. You sit down.

Marja...

We have to raise our voices if they're going to hear us.

Come here. Marja, this is my new wife.

- Linda. Nice to meet you. - Hi, Linda.

- Carro. - Hi. This is so nice.

- Hi. David. - Anna. Nice to meet you.

What a pleasant surprise. Perfect timing, I was just describing the menu.

It looks so nice. Me and Joel are like starving.

We've been fantasizing about food all the way here.

That's great. Myself and...

- Guess what Linda is craving? - Cut it out.

Potato dumplings.

- They're lovely. - Yeah, they're so good.

No potato dumplings here, but Georgian aubergine rolls...

Oh, water. Can I have some?

- Welcome, everybody. - Thanks.

Joel... I'm so happy to see you.

Linda...

- Welcome. - Thanks.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Well, help yourselves. Just dig in.

Greger. Can you pass me those aubergine rolls? They look amazing.

- Tell us, Linda. What do you do? - Lovely wine.

- I'm actually a TV presenter. - Are you?

- On what show? - Puzzle. Have you seen it?

- No. - Afraid not.

- These rolls are really nice. - You haven't?

It's shown on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday mornings

- and every other Monday, on Channel 5. - No.

It's embarrassing. Lots of people say they've never watched it

especially when you're out. And suddenly they say

that I was wearing an ugly top the day before on the show.

That's so embarrassing!

- Yeah, it's so tragic. - So, it's one of those game shows?

That's right. People call us and guess letters

that form a word and... Yeah.

A bit heavy on the garlic, perhaps. But really, really good.

- Are you OK? - Yes, it just got stuck in my throat.

They're meant to be this hot. But sure...

they're a little feisty.

What do you do?

I'm a curator.

Wow, that's great.

Such a contribution. Do you work with young people?

No, I mean at a museum.

Sorry, it's quite an obscure profession.

I'm so dim sometimes.

- How long have you worked at Razzle? - Puzzle. For one year.

The worst thing is that I keep having to change my telephone number

- because of freaks and stalkers. - Are you kidding me?

- But that's a small price to pay. - Pay for what?

Well, I mean...

it's a very rewarding job. No two days are the same.

- What do you do? - I run a gallery.

- Nice. What's it called? - .

Right, that's... great.

So Puzzle is a show where people call in and win money.

- Exactly. Have you seen it? - No, we don't have a TV.

Well, we have a TV but no channels. We only watch films.

And HBO shows.

This type of show is a form of lottery, isn't it?

Yes, or... Yeah, in away, I guess.

It's Greger. Can I come in?

I'm so happy for you, Katinka.

Even if it didn't turn out the way we wanted.

What do you mean?

They could have called and not just turned up like that.

He's got some nerve, don't you think?

He did call.

Did he?

So you knew that he was coming?

You never know for sure with Joel, I didn't want to get my hopes up.

I'm just happy to see him.

So exciting with Jossan's record deal.

Even if it's just a small German label. I didn't even know she wrote.

Maybe I should start up my old band again.

Do you know what the problem is these days?

Everyone wants to seem rich, live in some sort of excess.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

That's how the whole labor movement got fucked over.

- Seriously, you run a fucking gallery! - The exhibition was great!

- I was at your last opening. - Yeah, sorry I didn't have time...

Oh, that's no problem. You were probably busy.

How did that documentary of yours go?

It's been three years since I worked on that.

Now I'm more into abstract sculptures.

Sort of.

- Did you ever finish the documentary? - Well, no, actually I didn't.

What was it about, this documentary?

It was about a woman, called Debbie.

She was from the Congo, an immigrant segregated to the suburbs.

She was so cool.

In any case... She was such a character.

Completely mad, you would have loved her.

Who?

Debbie. The woman in the documentary.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. Continue.

She lived in the suburbs and used to stand on a balcony, yelling.

Very... Very unusual woman.

But it turned out she was the subject of two other documentaries.

Plus she wanted money to be in our documentary.