Big Shots

Previously on "Big Shots"...

I really do love my wife.

I have to tell Wendy about our affair.

No.

Did you agree to marry Terrence in order for me to get my job back?

It was a gift to me.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Zack isn't your son. What?

Please, it wasn't so bad having me around.

If I see you again, I'll have you arrested and charged with fraud!

Zack!Wake up, Zack!

We've danced around this for a long time, Katie.

I love you like a brother,James.

That wasn't any kiss you give your brother.

That was...

Yeah

Uh-oh.

What?

I might be new to this whole dating thing,

but laughter right after sex is not such a good thing.

Stop it. I just sometimes laugh when I'm --what?

Sexually satisfied?

When I'm happy.

Really? Tell me.

No, it's stupid. No, tell me.

My hands are freezing,and I'm prepared to use them. No.

Okay, look,

maybe I'm not talking about capital-h "happiness,"

as in "our environment is no longer warming at an alarming rate"

or "our troops are home and safe."

This is small-h "happiness, "and you can't confuse the two.

Hands poised.

Maybe this is the last thing a man who's been off the market

for 20 years is looking for...

but it feels nice.

A new us.

Does feel nice...capital-n "nice."

Forbien office romance.

It sounds hot.

It's not forbidden. We just haven't told anyone yet.

Sex is always hot when you're trying to hide it from people --

sex in moving vehicles, sex in the office,

sex with your friend's mom.

My mother's in an assisted-living home.

Another theory out the window.

Just be careful,my friend.

Listen, we're both consenting adults.

Who work together.

Yeah, office romances are a breeding ground for conflict.

I see it in my line of work all the time.

Promise me you are gonna cover your ass.

And not with Katie's hands.

Speaking of sex,how's Zack doing?

What does Zack's suicide attempt have to do with sex?

Nothing,but if I say "sex" first,

you actually listen to me.

He's doing okay.

He's still under observation at bellevue.

Cam and I are trading off, making sure he's doing okay.

Duncan, you do remember that he's not your real kid?

I remember. It's just there's no one else.

Our pretend family is all he's got.

Aw!

Great.

I spilled hollandaise sauce on my best tie. Perfect.

Photo session for the family christmas card?

No, potential client meeting with Gary gregg.

Gary gregg,the yankees outfielder who can't keep himself out of jail,

rehab,or his teammates' wives' pants?

Yeah. Yeah, you make him sound irresponsible.

His reps are looking for somebody who can keep him off of "page six."

He's a free agent,and any bad publicity would screw up his contract negotiations.

Well, if you want to impress him, don't act all starstruck.

Come off confident, capable. Right.

This is my chance to open up my client list to the sports world.

I've dealt with enough philandering ceos to last a lifetime.

No, Gary gregg is my meal ticket.

He's gonna get the Brody Johns hands-on treatment.

I see a happy ending for Gary Gregg.

Funny.

What do you mean, you can't stop writing a ticket once you start?

I bet a broken arm might change that policy.

Hey, hey! Look,I'm just doing my job, man.

Just like you in right field.

Oh, you know who I am?! Is that what this is about?!

Hold up, gentlemen.

Hey. Hey, I bet you we can get this worked out.

Do you have any kids?

Yeah, three sons. Three sons.

I'll bet they'd like a V.I.P. Tour of yankee stadium,

meet some players,get some autographs.

And I'll bet you could make that happen, huh?

I suppose.

Oh, well, look at that.

We got a deal.

Shake hands, gentlemen .Come on.

Great. Beautiful.

Thank you.

Thanks, man. What's your name?

Brody Johns, alpha crisis management.

I'm your breakfast meeting.

You want to go?

I don't think so,because if that was your audition, you're hired.

Oh, that's great.

I'll tell you what --this next week,

you need anything at any time,

you just call me.

I got a good feeling about this.

Yes.

Hey.

Hey!

You can wipe that canary-eating grin off your face before someone catches on.

Well, actually,that's why I'm here.

What would you say if I told you I'd been thinking

we suld go public with our relationship?

Because you're dying for some pda

or because you're afraid the board will find out?

The latter.

I was talking to the guys this morning,

and Brody mentioned it might be smart for us to protect ourselves.

Look, James, I know what amerimart's employee manual says about interoffice dating,

but Katie's policy is,

"don't ask, don't tell."

I'm not drafting you.

I'm just trying to protect you.

It's easy. We go to H.R., We pick up a disclosure form,

and announce our relationship is consensual,

free of sexual harassment,all that good stuff.

How romantic.

Look, it's not flowers and lingerie,

but I think it's the smart thing to do.

Yeah, but it's the secrecy that's half the fun right now.

When we're in a meeting and you're looking at me,'

I love knowing that you are looking at me.

Yeah, well,that is still gonna happen even if we sign those forms.

Yeah, but everyone else will be watching, too.

Nothing will be just between us anymore.

Maybe you're right.

I'd miss our secret meetings in the copy room.

Mmm.

We've never done that.

Wait, that wasn't you?

Oh!

Am I interrupting?

Uh, not yet.

You will be in about 3 minutes.

Terrence?

Fred Landis.

You're cheating on Terrence with the real-estate king?

No. I'm selling him my business.

What?

Predictable, that's all.

Predictable? I hadn't even thought about it until a week ago.

When Terrence suggested it.

That's the predictable part.

He just wants me to be able to travel with him.

I know your husband better than you do.

The clock is ticking.

Pretty soon, he's gonna convince you to sell your house.

Well, isn't that what people do when they get married?

Oh, my god,it's already happened.

You love your house.

It hasn't happened, but Terrence thinks it's a good idea.

All right.

What about you?

It hasn't even been a week since you asked me to leave Terrence for you,

and I bet that house I love so much that you have a date tonight.

Predictable.

And double or nothing says she's under the age of 25.

But wise beyond her years.

You know, it's nice that our conversations are so predictable.

Do you have any Rilo Kiley?

You know what? I might.

Check the liquor cabinet.

No, silly.

It's a band out of L.A.

Oh.

Why are you getting dressed?

I thought you wanted to stay in and watch old movies...

from the '80s.

I changed my mind.

I want to go dancing.

So get up and let's go to Eeyore'S.

Come on. Voodoo & Serano are in from Ibiza,

and they're gonna spin all night long.

I have a rule --once I get in bed,

I don't get out of bed,

even when voodoo & serano are in from ibiza.

Loser.

Oh, really?

Hey, Luis.

What's up?

Oh.Oh, all right.

I-I'll be there in 10.

Well, I guess that rule's nohard-and-fast, huh?

At least you're half right.

Oh, man.

Karl!

What is it, honey?

Shh!