Soulmates

There was before the test...

then there's after.

I figured it was time.

I didn't think I would ever find someone.

I'm a bit of a weirdo, you know?

I took the test.

And I met my match.

I met my match alright.

I can't imagine life without him.

She made me feel alive again for the first time in years.

Since the discovery of the soul particle in 2023,

Soul Connex has helped more than 15 million people

find their perfect match.

With over 20 000 clinics worldwide,

your soulmate is one simple test away.

Honestly, it's like, the best feeling ever.

It's what I've wanted all my life.

I honestly feel like I can fly.

You can find your happiness here.

Soul Connex. Your future is waiting.

Good afternoon, Soul Connex.

Do you have a reference number?

Yeah...

Nicola? We're ready for you.

Hi, this is Soul Connex. How can I help you?

Alright. We're going to start the machine now.

It's perfectly harmless, but if you want to stop at any time,

just raise your right hand.

Whose turn is it?

It's yours.

What?

Why did I drink so much last night?

Because you love the taste of wine.

-I do love the taste of wine. -Uh-huh.

Alright. I got it.

No, stop.

Stop.

Love you.

Sammy, you need to eat.

Eat your food.

-No! -Take that!

Come on, take that!

Franklin!

Come on, Sammy.

Mommy is grumpy today.

-No! -Franklin, you're making this harder.

I'm sorry. Eat your food, Sammy.

Ella, have some banana please.

- Hey! -Open front door.

We're in the kitchen.

Hey y'all! This arrived for you. They got the address wrong again.

Hey, thanks.

Hey Frankie.

-I love it when you call me that. -Oh, sorry, Franklin.

Thank you, Jennifer.

Nik, can I have a word?

Now?

It'll just take a few minutes.

-Uh... -It's personal.

Okay.

It's a medical issue.

-Yeah, fine. -I got to go to work.

Five minutes. Come on. Can you pick her up please?

Come on.

I got to go to work.

So... do I need to sterilize anything first, or...?

Oh my God.

You're taking the test?

Booked and paid for.

-But... -Don't say "But you're married".

-But you are. Married. -I know. Yes.

And I think to the wrong guy.

What about the kids?

Ugh, I knew you'd judge me.

No, I'm not judging you, I'm...

Okay, yeah, no, I'm judging you a little bit.

Honestly, I thought you'd be on my side.

You and me, we got married too young,

and now with the test, things have changed.

I mean, not for me.

Yeah, you were lucky. You married the right guy.

Imagine if you were married to someone like Steve.

Jen.

You're having a moment, yeah?

It's okay, it happens, it's marriage,

but have you ever thought that maybe you're having a...

Maybe you're having a mid-life crisis.

I look around me and I see people living their best lives.

Like they've found the answer to some secret. And I hate them.

I really hate them.

And I also want to be one of them.

Well, I hope you know what you're doing.

Does it sound like me?

Not even a little bit.

Will you come with me to the clinic, for support?

No, I don't...

-Please, Nikki. -Come on.

I'm scared I won't go through with it.

Maybe that's a good thing.

In my head, it's already happened, it would just be...

putting off the inevitable.

Where's Mommy? Come on.

Mommy's there.

Please?

Uh...

Okay.

Okay.

You've always been my favorite babysitter.

-No, I mean neighbor. -Come on.

Bye.

Nikki! I got to go to work!

Coming!

Honey, can you do your top button up please?

-Why? Why should I? -Why?

We're going to a wedding, it's polite.

We're going to be late.

Nuh-uh. We'll be fine.

No, I can't be late to my own brother's wedding.

We'll be fine...

We're always late, it's... It's just part of our charm.

Uh, I don't want it to be "our charm".

I feel like we've been at a wedding every week.

That's because we have.

Sammy, come on.

-Sammy. -I'm not giving these back.

Well you have to, because I don't like you.

-Oh, that's not very nice to Mommy. -Hey, that's not nice.

I'm giving these back, but you can't...

Behave yourself, or if you don't, I'm going to grab your foot,

and I'm going to take your shoe,

and I'm going to make your shoe my shoe!

-Franklin! Come on. -Okay, my bad.

We're going to be late.

We'll be fine.

Sh, sh, sh, honey. Come on baby.

Alright.

...big test today, and... Oh, wow! Hey guys!

-Peter, we are truly sorry. -Hi.

Yeah, that's my sister, everyone.

Hello. Uh... As you were.

Hey, uh, hey Nik?

Your new sister-in-law.

Hi! Wow.

-You're beautiful. -Thank you.

-Hi. -Yes she is. Yeah, I told you, right?

Yeah. You did.

So I'm going to get back to my wedding now, if that's...

Is that okay?

-Please do. -Alright, so where, um...

Six weeks ago, I was, uh...

Well, I was approaching fifty, I was single, I was depressed.

I was eating Hot Pockets every single night.

I think I was what is technically known as "a real catch".

Uh, so I thought, why not?

I mean, it is science, right?

So I took the test.

And, uh...

And it was this unbelievable woman.

And two weeks later, my soulmate is now my wife.

Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right?

So, a toast to my beautiful wife.

And Rose, I'm so happy you said yes.

Let's get drunk.

Not you.

That's your Uncle Peter.

Two people, who grew up on the same street,

took the test, and found out they were soulmates.

We didn't just grow up together, we were high school sweethearts.

- You know... - Hey babe.

...the likelihood of you being soulmates are, what...

-Hey. - ...one in ten million?

So tell me, what did you think when you got the results?

- So-- - Uh--

-No, you go first. - Woohoo!

I mean, I couldn't believe it. A dream come true.

Such a dream.

How was my day?

Now, tell me about how you first met.

Well, it's funny you should ask.

It was long, but you know, it was okay.

Danny still pretends he can't do numbers

so I had to reform all of the accounts

in accordance with the new tax codes.

It was epic. Yeah.

The janitor slow clapped me on my way out.

I never saw her again, um...

Hm?

Never mind.

Why are you watching this crap?

When did we stop being the normal ones?

What do you mean?

This. Us.

You're looking at it.

I'm going to take a shower.

I know they say you know when you know,

but I really did.

I just knew it, I always knew it.

So you guys are really lucky.

- Yeah. -Ha, yeah.

I mean here we are, we're proof, you know?