Better Call Saul

J“ I got some troubles but they won't last j“

j“ I'm gonna lay right down here in the grass j“

j“ and pretty soon all my troubles will pass j“

j“ 'cause I'm in shoo-shoo-shoo shoo-shoo-shoo j“

j“ shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo sugar town j“

J“ I never had a dog that liked me some j“

j“ never had a friend or wanted one j“

j“ 80 I just lay back and laugh at the sun j“

j“ 'cause I'm in shoo-shoo-shoo shoo-shoo-shoo j“

j“ shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo sugar town j“.

J“ yesterday it rained in Tennessee j“

j“ I heard it also rained in Tallahassee j“

j“ but not a drop fell on little old me j“

j“ 'cause I was in shoo-shoo-shoo shoo-shoo-shoo j“

j“ shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo sugar town j“

j“ it! Had a million dollars or ten j“

j“ I'd give it to ya, world, and then j“

j“ you'd go away and let me spend j“

j“ my life in shoo-shoo-shoo shoo-shoo-shoo j“

j“ shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo, shoo-shoo sugar town j“

j“ la-la-ia-ia la-la-ia-ia j“

j“ la-la-ia-ia la-la-ia-ia j“

j“ la-la-ia-ia la-la-ia-ia j“j“

Officer 1: Check over that way. Officer 2: Will do.

Officer 1: You see a guy in a corduroy coat go by?

Young guy, dark hair, corduroy coat?

How about it?

Hey, Nick. Come here.

Wanna come on out here?

Go ahead and open your jacket for me.

I'm placing you under arrest, sir. Put your hands on your head, please.

- Nick, wanna grab those for me? - Officer 2: You got it.

All right, let's go.

Nice job.

Say nothing. You understand? Get a lawyer.

Get a lawyer.

Asshole.

Ladies. Woman: Hey, gene.

Nice lunch?

Oh, yeah. What you need?

Woman: Rolls about to come out.

You got it.

Jimmy: So can I, uh, tell Howard...

You're not quitting, or retiring or whatever?

And can we take all this shit down off the walls?

I'm gonna go call Howard.

Chuck: Jimmy.

You do realise you just confessed to a felony?

Jimmy: I guess.

But you feel better, right?

Besides, it's your word against mine.

Jimmy: Absolutely.

Coming back.

What's it matter what I said, Howard?

Why are you looking a gift horse in the mouth? He just...

Yeah. Well, whatever it was, he's over it now. All right?

And by the way, you're welcome.

Well, Howard's breathing again. You made him very happy.

Jimmy.

Jimmy, if you're gonna help...

At least use a little finesse, won't you?

- Finesse? What do you...? - Quit yanking at it. You're...

You're pulling the varnish right off the walnut.

- I'm not pulling any varnish off the walnut. - You most certainly are. Look. Look. See?

Maybe you should've thought about the walnut...

- Before you covered it in duct tape. - I don't need your help.

- I don't recall ever asking for it. - I'm sorry. Okay?

Finesse. Fine. Show me. Demonstrate.

Gently roll it with your thumbs.

Left and then right.

You see? Alternate the thumbs.

Up and down.

Ahem. Get a nice tight roll going.

Sorry. I think you're the one that needs a nice tight roll.

Come on. Show me.

Gently. Gently.

Left, then right.

Lefi, nght

I get it. Wax on, wax off.

Mr miyagi.

Seriously?

Oh, my god.

The adventures of Mabel. I...

I haven't thought about this in forever. Remember this?

I do.

- Harry thurston peck. - Yeah.

Mabel goes into the mountain...

And she meets the king of the brownies, and he gives her...

Some kind of super-delicious jelly, and...

Holy crap. 1912.

Yeah. Belonged to grammy Davenport.

She wrote her name in it.

She was reading that to her school kids the year the Titanic went down.

Damn.

Then mom read it to me.

I read it to you.

You don't remember.

I do now that you say it. Yeah.

What was I, like 5 or 6?

This weird nightlight that you were so crazy about.

It was, um...

It was daffy duck.

It was some daffy duck rip-off with this weird red bill.

- Mouth. Oh, yeah. The bill. - Yeah.

It used to get so hot, we thought it'd burn the house down...

- But you wouldn't let anybody touch it. - Honest to...

You got a great memory, Chuck.

That red bill and everything. Hey.

What was the name of that little girl that lived three houses up from us?

- She had, like, a pageboy haircut... - Jimmy.

And she was always in the dirt, always dirty.

- I liked her, and she was always... - Jimmy. Jimmy.

Don't think I'll ever forget what happened here today.

And you will pay.

You didn't mention my garden.

Your garden is part of your backyard...

So it's included in the property that goes to jenn.

It comes with the house, mom.

Well, I think you need to mention it by name...

In case some dirty judge decides to play tricks.

Okay. We can do that.

Let's see.

Garden.

Hey, I'm back. Oh, hi, ladies. Jimmy McGill.

Hey, Jimmy. We are almost done here.

- Great. Can I...? - We're almost done.

I'll be with you in a minute.

And mention my Lily pond.

It's in my garden.

Lily pond.

Kim: Okay, ladies. Jenn: Thanks so much for your help.

Kim: You're very welcome. Thank you for being so patient.

And, mrs aherne, if you or Margaret ever need anything from me...

Anything at all, you can call me day or night.

This is mrs siemasko and her daughter jenn.

I'm sorry. I get my wires crossed a little.

Bye. Mrs siemasko: Bye.

Drive safe. Jenn: Thank you.

Okay. Thank you.

You are a superhero.

I owe you big time.

So how's Chuck?

Crisis averted, I guess. I mean...

He's back to being the same old Chuck, so...

Wanna talk about it?

Depends.

It may or may not involve...

That thing you said you never, ever wanted to discuss.

Okay. Then thanks.

I gotta get back to it.

How about we call it a day? I'll buy you some dinner.

You're kidding, right?

You realise how far behind I am...

Not to mention, now I've got eight wills to finish?

What? I'll do the wills.

- No, you won't. - Of course I will...

Do the wills. They're my clients.

They're my clients. You and I aren't partners, remember?

Once I take people on, I can't just reassign them to you.

Oh, come on. Why you getting all, like, legal on me, huh?

Who cares?

I told every single one the situation: That they'd be getting me instead of you.

I tried to talk them into coming another day.

Six left. Maybe you'll get those back.

- Look. If this is about the money... - It's not about the money.

You can keep the money.

Don't act like I wanted this.

Jesus, like I need more on my plate?

Are you mad?

I'm not mad.

I'm just, uh...

Thinking about things.

For 10 minutes today, Chuck didn't hate me.

I forgot what that felt like.

Chuck : Jimmy.

You do realise you just confessed to a felony?

Jimmy: I guess.

But you feel better, right?

Besides, it's your word against mine.

Chuck: That's the end of it.

Howard.

- That's the end. - Mm.

Could you...?

Oh. Yeah.

Well, now do you believe me?

I don't even know where to begin.

But yes, I believe you.

Your brother is one world-class son of a bitch.

No offence.

I just really wish you'd told me about these plans of yours...

- Before you went out and did it. - I know, and I regret misleading you.

It's just that a certain vérité had to be established.

I'm not talking about the heart attack that you nearly gave me.

Chuck, this tape.

I'm not sure exactly what it accomplishes.

You know evidentiary rules better than I do...

But a secretly recorded tape with a problematic chain of evidence?

- It will be hell of a time getting it admitted. - I agree.

If you put it in front of a jury...

Jimmy would call audio experts to say the voice isn't his, and the tape is edited.