لومړۍ 200 کرښې.
You come from different places
You should come, study and leave
Apart from that, if you assault our culture, heritage and women
Sir
Actually, I was sitting with my boy friend
Seeing them attack
He ran away
If you had not come they would have
I made a mistake by falling in love with this kind of a person
Not only you
We Indians are number one in getting cheated
They make a mistake in electing their leaders while voting
Our youths fail in choosing a suitable career at the right time
And you girls
You are getting cheated in the name of love
I will tell you one truth
As long as there are innocents in the world
Cheaters will exist
Keep this in mind
This is not your problem This is your problem
In this age you feel love is great
Gradually you will realise it is life which is great
Majority of the girls run away for love
For the first time
You should run for your life
Seeing the speed in which the girl is running
Seems like she will never get cheated in her life again
I dash it
You always said I like it, I like it
Now you are saying “I dash it” What do you mean by that Sir?
People are intelligent
They will fill it up with whatever they want
Oh Rajendra, what’s the matter?
There is a party at 7.30 in the evening
You should come without fail
Don’t worry
Exactly at 7.30 I will be there, okay?
Hi, hello Hi
What’s the occasion for this surprise party?
I got independence today
I mean
I got divorced from my wife
What? You got divorce from your wife?!
Yes
Instead of living a non updated brute
Jimmy whom I loved to the core in my college days
I’ve decided to enter live in together with her
What about the child?
I will admit it in a residential school
You expect us to celebrate your family break up?!
You should not cheat your family in the name of enjoyment
Look at Santhosh
He failed in love but he succeeded in life
Is he not happy with the lady chosen by his father?
When you don’t get the one you love
What is the use of having anything?
You ask Santhosh for instance
Santhosh, are you happy with your life?
Santhosh, are you happy with your life?
Hey what man!
You guys continue the party
Hey Santhosh
Hey Santhosh stop Listen to me Santhosh
My son
When you were a kid
I have bought you all that you asked for
Just because you didn’t get a girl
You are suffering now
I can’t buy you that girl, my son
Look
Marry Ramanna’s daughter Gowri
This is your father’s last wish
"This is a sacred thread This is essential for my long life"
Dinner is ready
I am not hungry
You have and sleep
Did you finalize the heli taxi agreement with the Russian company?
Yes Sir its ready
Okay, mail me one copy I'll go through it
Okay? Okay, sure Sir
Your favourite lemon rice, idli
That is upma, puri
Vada pulav
Everything is ready
Cornflakes! Cornflakes?
Yes, it is ready
Just minute, get me cut fruits that is enough
Yes it’s ready
Pappa That's okay
Yeah, Just a minute What is it?
You drop me to school today, papa
I am getting late for my office
It is Ramanna who drops you to school everyday right?
Gowri! Yeah, I will call you back
What?!
She asking me to drop her to school when I am leaving to office
Is this what you have taught her?
Papa, do not scold mom
I will go with driver uncle to school
Okay then go Bye
Yeah tell me Uncle come
I will come there and talk Okay
'Why are you not replying me?'
‘Don’t you have minimum sense to revert back?’
Obviously, I am not your wife... Someone very dear to you..
Hey freak! Bug got into your head? Okay guess me darling
Keep it there
Who are you?
Wow! Sexy!
Santhosh
She’s quite a brilliant person!
Since you are a millionaire I think she is trying to trap you
Do not worry about all this
Block this number
Is she torturing so much? Give me her number
It is a Mumbai’s number
Aunty’s name is Deepu
Hey, aunty’s phone is ringing
Tell me Maalinga
How do you know my name?
Hey bloody idiot
True caller shows your name You dumb fellow!
Hey, leave it
I am not Sri Lankan bowler Malinga
A Hassan Gowda
Mahalinga!
Oh! You are from Hassan!
You are not fit for bowling You are fit for batting!
May I know who you are?
Do you know Rajasthan Royals?
Oh! Ya ya I know Raj Kundra
Ya I am his second wife
Hey boys it is Shilpa Shetty!
Hello
She cut the call
You forget your age and position when it comes to women
Hello Good morning madam
I am calling from Amazon
There is a good news for you madam
You have won two tickets for Robo 2.2 in our lucky draw
If you provide your address we will send you the tickets
You will note down the address or shall I text you?
Pen is in my hand madam
What?
Sorry
Pen is in my hand
Please tell me madam
#29 Altamount road
Cumbala hills, Mumbai 26 Maharashtra
Madam this is Ambani’s house
Yes, I am his daughter-in-law
What?
She is saying she is Ambani’s daughter-in-law
Go to hell!
The one who spoke to you was not Shilpa Shetty
And the one who spoke to him was not Ambani’s daughter-in-law
What is this Santhosh?
You are tensed for one WhatsApp message?
Hi Santhosh
I am sorry dude
I troubled you a lot while chatting
You couldn’t recognise me?
It is me
Dharmika
I will call exactly at 10.30 tomorrow
Okay Bye
Are you having a headache?
Shall I give you oil massage?
No need, you go to sleep
Sorry, I troubled you a lot
I am a bit busy now
I will call exactly at 10.30 in the morning
Okay? Bye
O time, you are not ten twenty You are four twenty
You are nagging too much to pass ten minutes
You move fast when you want
But you move slow when I want
Hello Dharmi
It is me Gowri
How is your headache now? Did you take a tablet?
I have kept cucumber in the lunch box
I will have cucumber brinjal and bitter gourd
Please cut the call now
I am waiting for an important call
Cut the call now
Hi Santhu
How are you?
I am doing good Dharmika
How are you Dharmika? Where are you now?
I am settled in Mumbai now
Santhu, your friend Prabhakar had come to Mumbai recently
He told me everything about you
Not only that
I recently read about you in a magazine
An ordinary boy who was behind me obsessed with love
Is now grown up to be recognised by Google
I really felt very happy
I am really very proud of you
Dharmika, a sculptor is needed for a stone to become an idol
If a boy has to come up in life
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