Mona the Vampire

Here's a nice normal girl

Show us your fangs

Yay! Mona!

Life goes on,

Soon it's everything

Show us your fangs

Yay! Mona!

Grab your cat

Grab your cape

Boogeyman,

Give a heebie-jeebie grin

Fight those nasties

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Check the mail,

And a Mummy

Show us your fangs

Yay! Mona!

Show us your fangs

Yay! Mona!

Show us your fangs

Yay! Mona!

Here's a nice normal girl

In an extraordinary world

Mona the vampire!

CAN HE MAKE DECENT

NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM

AND IT ALL FLOATS!

POWER MILKSHAKE

NOW THAT'S A SPECIALTY.

THIS IS TERRIBLE!

WE CAN ALWAYS GO

THERE'S NO LINE UP

AND HE ALWAYS GIVES ME

I'D RATHER WAIT AN HOUR IN LINE

THAN EAT ONE OF MR. HYDE'S

I KNEW I COULD COUNT

NOT LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER

ABANDONING ME

AND HIS FANCY ICE CREAMS.

UM, YEAH...

WELL,

ONE OF MR. HYDE'S

RIGHT, CHARLEY?

UM, NO, NOTHING LIKE IT.

THESE ICE-CREAM FLOATS

MONA, MY FAVORITE

I HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE

I FOUND THE COMIC AMONG

YOU HAVE A BROTHER?

AN EX-BROTHER?

A LONG TIME AGO,

WE USED TO OPERATE

SURE, HE WAS GREAT

AND SURE, HE KNEW HOW TO MAKE

BUT HE HAD NO

NO PATIENCE WITH THE CUSTOMERS.

IT'S TOO HOT.

OF COURSE IT'S HOT,

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HOT!

THEN HE TOLD ME

AND THAT THE COFFEE I MADE

WE HAD A BIG FIGHT,

AND MARVIN GOT SO MAD

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM

WE SHOULD HAVE

BUT WE DON'T WANT GOOD OL'

IF ONLY MY BROTHER

TO HELP WAGE WAR

DR. JAVA.

BUT DR. JAVA WILL NEVER

WILL HE, KIDS?

UM, NO, MR. HYDE.

BLITZIE!

YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED

YOU MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT.

CHARLEY, MONA AND LILY:

LET'S GO SEE WHERE THIS

WE WON'T BUY ANY,

WITH THIS HIGH-OCTANE

THERE WILL BE NO STOPPING ME!

NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO RESIST

AND I WILL TAKE OVER

HE LOOKS LIKE

AHHH! PERFECT.

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

THOUGHT I SAW SOMEONE

WHERE'S FANG?

BLITZIE IS A DOG

SO HOW CAN THEY HAVE

TO MY BROTHER MARVIN...

MR. HYDE AND DR. JAVA?

WOW!

THEY'RE BROTHERS!

WOW!

MR. HYDE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

WHO'S STEALING

2X.

OR SO I THOUGHT...

UNTIL I DATED MR. WRONG.

UNTIL WE WENT TO THIS FANCY

BUT WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN

AND ACTUALLY HATED

GRRR... HE USED HIS FINGERS

THAT SUPER STRONG

IS TURNING HER

I WILL THANK YOU

WHEN I AM LECTURING

ON MY EX-BOYFRIENDS.

MY VAMPIRE SENSES

THAT SOMETHING DASTARDLY

AND MY GUESS IS...

A SUMATRAN-MOKA-

I THINK ZAPMAN,

AND MONA THE VAMPIRE

BETTER PAY THIS DR. JAVA

AFTER WE FINISH

OOH!

YOU ARE DRAGGING

OVER THE FLOOR

I WORK LONG HOURS CLEANING UP

WAX! SCRUB!

AHHH!

NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!

ARE YOU LOOKING

WE'RE TRAPPED!

AS PRINCIPAL,

ANYTIME!

WAX, SCRUB, WAX, WAX...

THIS WAY!

GOOD NIGHT, BOB.

YOU TOO,

OH NO!

CHARLEY,

GET INTO YOUR ZAPMAN COSTUME

AND MEET ME AND LILY

I THINK THIS WHOLE TOWN

IS ABOUT TO BE

ALL THE ADULT HYPERFREAKS

INTO JITTERY HYPERFREAKS.

SOMEONE'S COMING!

ANOTHER EXCELLENT DAY

THANKS TO YOU,

NO ONE CAN RESIST

AND FULL-BODIED FLAVOR

AND OVERWHELMING POWER!

SOON EVERYONE IN THE WORLD

AND I WILL BE KING

IS ZAPMAN TOO LATE TO SAVE

CHARLEY! HIDE!

DOWN HERE.

I SMELL SOMETHING

AHH!

OOF!