Open Season 3

One day to guys' trip.

Boog, when are you gonna bring yourself down here...

...to fix up our habitat, huh?

Just as soon as I finish helping Reilly with the dam.

There we go. You all set for tomorrow?

-It's gonna be awesome. -Sorry, Boog.

I gotta build this dam. No guys' trip for me.

What? No guys' trip. No guys' trip? Have you lost your mind?

I gotta finish this or O'Grady will tan my hide.

Yeah. That's okay. It's cool.

We'll think about you while making s'mores and talking trash.

How much you reckon you can fit in there, Jakey?

Hey, I don't know. Maybe the whole batch.

All right, you tubes. Let them fly.

You need anything else, just let me know.

We gotta get on the road bright and early tomorrow.

About that, Boog. I've got a wee problem.

With all the new kids, I'm not done collecting my nuts.

Believe me, lad, I'd rather be skiddling with you...

...than getting the mince with these bowfin goons.

Yeah. Right.

-Ian, guys' trip? -No can do, Booger.

-Ian! -I got too many responsibilities.

-No problem. Buddy? -Sorry, Boog.

Great.

Serge? Deni? Let me guess.

We cannot go suddenly.

That's what I thought.

Man, that's okay. At least I've got Elliot.

He won't let me down. It'll be like old times.

Me and he, the original partners.

Quiet.

Gisela, Giselita, I was just looking for your dad.

Rabbit fight, huh? Yeah, count me in.

Where's your little bro?

They'll never find me here.

All right, let's see. Where to hide?

X marks the spot.

Gotcha.

-You're out. -You're out.

-You gotta work on the landing. -High-five.

-Great game, Dad. -Great game, you guys.

-That was awesome. -When your mother asks...

...we'll say I lost it protecting you from a wild boar.

And his sidekick ferret.

-Mom's gonna kill you. -I was attacked by a ferret.

-No, you weren't. -Dad, stop telling Elvis to lie.

Mom says you're not supposed to do that.

That wasn't a lie. It was a... It was a reverse.

A stretch of a nonactual-- Boog, buddy, back me up here.

Just tell the truth. It's the only way to roll.

Exactly what I was saying.

Stay in school, don't talk to strangers, and never run with scissors.

You wanna take the kids fishing?

-I'm kind of getting ready for guy-- -I see where you're going with this.

Time to teach survival skills.

-I was hoping to-- -Rabbit baseball?

-Acupuncture. Origami. Yoga. -Elliot.

Sumo wrestling. What happened to Pogs?

-Elliot. -I'll tell you what. Just take them.

-I'm trying to get ready for guys' trip. -Oh, yeah.

-So you're going? -How could I miss it?

-Yeah, I knew I could count on you. -Elliot.

Remember to tell Boog that you can't go on guys' trip.

I meant to say, I have to babysit the kids...

...because Giselle's going to see her mother.

That's okay, E. Don't sweat it.

You've got family obligations, and sometimes you've gotta cancel.

Sometimes? Don't you mean always?

-How long have you known about this? -Two weeks.

Two weeks? Oh, just forget it.

-I don't know why I even bother. -Boog?

Oh, he'll get over it, just like he did when I canceled the fishing trip...

-I guess rabbit fight's over. -Pretty much.

-Family picnic on Boog's birthday.

Mother, I was attacked by a ferret.

I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were.

Oh, hey. You're not gonna cancel on me too, are you?

Us bears gotta stick together.

You know what I like about you, Dinkleman?

You're always there when I need you.

And don't worry, we're gonna have a blast tomorrow.

This will be the best guys' trip ever. You'll see.

Elliot, three meals a day, and everyone in bed by sunset.

I know.

And make sure to apologize to Boog when he gets back, okay?

For what?

For some things you said yesterday.

And for some things you forgot to say two weeks ago.

Kids, keep an eye on your dad.

-Bye, Mom. -Bye, Mom.

-Farewell, Mother. -Love you.

-Safe journey. -Have fun.

-Have fun with the old battle-ax. -What was that, Elliot?

I love you.

-Say hi to your mother for me. -I will.

What are we gonna do first, Father?

-Don't worry, kids. -Father?

-I got a ton of things planned. -Right.

When does Uncle Boog get back again?

This is gonna be fun.

And then he realized...

...that his best friend in the world had abandoned him.

And worse than that, all that was left of his hand was...

...a hook.

This is very fun.

Well, I guess it could be worse.

Who am I kidding? This whole thing was a bad idea.

It's not a guys' trip with only one guy.

I mean, it's not like I changed. He's the one who changed.

-He's the one who flakes all the time. -But he has a family.

-You have to be more understanding. -Yeah.

Understanding, my butt.

You're better off without that broken-horn plan-canceler.

-But you guys are partners. -Partners?

We're bears, baby. That deer ain't got nothing on us.

Yeah. You know, you're right.

You know what would be great to eat just about now?

Another Woo-Hoo bar. And I know just the place to get it.

Beautiful.

Now all we need are the balloons, and you'll be ready to go.

Don't worry, baby.

I'll never let anything happen to you ever again.

Hello, ladies.

Don't you all look mighty fine this evening.

Hooti-Os?

Coco Dingbats? My favorite.

Honey? Now, that's more like it.

There you go, buddy. Don't worry, nobody's driving.

Hey, rabbit.

You ain't leaving till you eat those Coco Dingbats.

This is the best guys' trip ever.

Me and Dinkleman agree with you 100 percent.

Rabbit loves Dinkleman Dinkleman loves rabbit

What's that, Dink?

Can't go on guys' trip because you're married?

No deer on guys' trip

Blah, blah, blah, guys' trip

Dink, we gotta go somewhere where folks don't let us down.

Place where we fit in. A real home.

A place like that, with other bears who will totally get us.

If only we knew where that was.

Wait a minute.

A place where no one lets you down.

You stay here, rabbit. Keep your eye on the stash.

Doug, why do you always let me down?

Circus in two days.

You could at least pretend to care.

Oh, was I supposed to catch you?

How classy.

Rehearsal's over.

I'm telling you, Alistair, one of these days...

...I'm gonna give that diva a piece of my mind.

-I'm sure you will. -I mean, back where I came from--

-I know, the zoo. -No, no, no.

For the last time, it's the wild-animal park.

There's a difference, you know. Anyway...

...when I was in the wild-animal park, no one treated me like that.

All the animals worshiped me.

There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle: me.

Just as soon as we get out of here, we're gonna find a place just like that.

And I won't forget your help.

I'll be king, and you'll be...

Well, we'll find something for you to be.

Okay, here's the plan. You lift the car, and we both squeeze through.

-Go on, give it a try. -You want me to pull something?

Have I ever done you wrong before?

-You promise to take me with you? -Of course I will.

-You're the yin to my-- -Yang.

What? No. What kind of word is "yang"?

l was thinking like, "You're the 'yin' to helping me get 'yout.'"

Now, let's hurry up before someone sees us.

Come on. What are you waiting for?

A little help, please.

-Now you're supervising. That's good. -Man.

You want something done, you gotta do it yourself.

No, too heavy.

Someone will hear you.

Yeah, I know, we need another set of arms.

I'm upset too, but you can't take it so personal.

We all have our limitations.

Oh, hey.

That wheel's on your hoof. Doesn't that hurt?

Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah. We need another set of arms.

Question is, where to find it.

Protect me.

What in the world?

Another grizzly in the flesh.

You don't know how long I've waited for this day.

You got some kind of thing growing out of your neck.

I know. It's called Alistair.

-What do you want, bear? -The name's Boog.

Man, another grizzly. This will be so great.

We'll go fishing, have rabbit fights, be best friends.

-She's here too? -Hold up. Are you talking about Ursa?

She's difficult to catch.

-It's like Bearvana. -Bearvana?

Listen, Boog, we're busy here. Go back to where you came from.

Back where I came from?