Double Fattiness (雙肥臨門)

See if it's correct.

No need,

I trust you, Mr. Lin.

Remember, this is only between us.

I know, this is not our first co-operation.

Here's another big deal.

What's it?

See for it yourself.

Our Ta Shih Group is buying up this old building...

and preparing to build a high class commercial complex.

We've come to terms with most of the owners...

except this pizza shop.

Fix it for me,

by hook or by crook.

Forcing them out? No problem.

We can pay the compensation!

Well... how much is the Company offering?

$3 million from the authority.

Not so much,

$1.5 million will be enough.

It's up to you to fix it!

The less you pay, the more to our advantage.

Of course. But you must hurry up.

A pizza shop? It's easy!

Table No.15, add onion and sesame.

Take your time.

Table No.18, no onion

- Take your time. - The bill, please!

Well, the bill! Please pay at the counter!

Thank you. Come again!

No.4, Sisters' brand.

$55.

Keep the change.

Thank you!

Well, have you had enough?

Yes...

Both he and his son are sex fiends...

when seeing women, they'll forget everything.

"Smoking is hazardous to your health"

I'm not hiring you to smoke. Go to work.

Your mammy's hot-tempered today.

You know she's named Empress Wu.

Let's have a ball game after work.

No, today's my parents' 30th anniversary.

I must celebrate with them.

You're quite filial.

- Sure, they are my parents! - Darling.

Come here!

- Darling! - Coming!

Delivery it to 6/F,

58 Shan Kwong Rd. Te Pao Trading Co.

Mammy, why me all the time? Could Lung go this time?

- What do you think? - No!

Glad you understand. I told you repeatedly,

we must give our personal attention.

Deliver it now before it gets cold,

It may affect our reputation.

Go up and relax if you're tired.

I'm not tired.

This way, please!

Is Mr. Wu in? I'm Chin Ta-chi,

a representative of Ta Shih Group.

Consult my wife, she's the boss!

Chin Ta-chi?

Mrs. Wu!

What do you want?

I'm Chin Ta-chi from the Ta Shih Group.

Sorry, my shop's not for sale!

Your Mr. Huang already talked with us last time.

He's no longer working with us.

Well, the Ta Shih Group...

is already fixed everything with the other landlords.

We're going to build a new commercial complex.

Now you're the last landlord.

Mrs. Wu, name your price.

Sorry.

I'll make you an offer if you don't mind.

See if you're satisfied.

We have investigated your case,

you bought your shop and the house upstairs...

for $385,000. 15 years ago...

which was a bank loan on 20-year installments.

The current value is around $900,000.

As your daily turnover...

is $1,200 with a net profit of $500.

This means $182,500 in a year of 365 days.

It's $1,082,500,

including the cost of the premises.

We're now offering you $1.2 million.

You have nothing to lose.

What have you to gain then?

I'm anxious to put this deal through.

And when the new building is completed,

you've the option to choose space for one shop.

How big and how much per square foot?

The price for this district won't be too high.

At most a little over $2,000 per square foot.

The place is about one thousand feet.

That means over $2 million for the same space here?

I'll have to pay more then.

Only a little difference!

Have you gone haywire?

My old shop's worth only a million...

and your new one's worth 2 million?

We scraped hard to pay the installments...

and it'll be paid up in a few years!

Now you want us to pay installments...

for a new one which is still castles in the air.

How could I know, within these period, how could I going to live.

I hate profiteers!

Get lost!

You're stubborn!

Darling, you're OK!

Sure!

- Boss! - Coming!

What else do you want?

The bill!

You don't want anything else?

No, the bill!

4 tins of soft drink. $10, please!

What? $10?

$2.50 each?

It's only $2.20 each at the supermarket.

We're working only on a small profit...

after paying our heavy overhead.

What a windfall!

Buddy, any business must have a profit!

Let me handle it!

Boss, take your $10...

but give me the change for $9,990!

- $9,990? - Well.

Pay us 10 grand each month...

and you can do business in peace.

Isn't that protection money?

Take it for garbage money!

Four masters,

we work on razor-sharp profits only.

We can't earn much.

Let me pay for the soft drinks, OK?

Damn, trying to throw us out with $10?

What are you taking us for?

- Buddy, let's talk it over. - There's nothing to talk about.

Go to hell!

Damn you! How dare you bully my hubby?

Eat! I'll kill you!

I'll kill you! Take this!

Tai Shan...

Charge protection fee now, kid!

Get lost! Stop!

Outrageous! Stay if you have the guts!

I'll kill you!

Darling, a relapse?

Take things easy for the sake of your heart.

How do you feel? Go up and rest...

I'll pack up first.

Thief! Stop thief...

Help! Thief...

Miss, let me follow him for you.

Damn car! Hurry up...

Sorry!

- Miss, are you alright? - Yes.

Sir, please follow him for me.

My passport's inside!

OK, I'll follow him now! I'll follow him with my feet.

Hurry up!

Stop! You're finished!

Halt!

Shorty, you're a thief.

Any Family problem like...

an ailing daddy, grandma eloping!

The elder brother is a fool, the little brother gambling and indebted?

Is there any such trouble?

I have full sympathy for you plight.

I've kept up to comfort you and to show my concern.

Are they satisfied...

with what I said?

If so, I'll leave.

Buddy, are you letting him go?

You want to catch the thief? Run now!

Thanks for your favor.

You're generous to help me...

- Helping people is a joyful thing... - Go!

Thank you!

Oh, no, I mustn't leave like that.

I've thought it over.

Keep this for yourselves.

You don't need the passport, do you?

Give it back to me, please!

I'll reward you.

Here, it's all I've got. Take it.

Thank you...

- How's it? - You're lucky to have met me.

Only I can help you get back the passport.

What about the other things?

Forget it, they're not valuable.

Where are you going?

I was going to see my cousin.

I'm going the same way.

What's your name?

Diana, I've just returned from Canada.