Dhoom 2 (धूम २)

SOMEWHERE IN THE DESERT OF NAMIBIA.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor.

Rich man, Poor man, Thief!

I am the thief. I am the thief.

I've lost. Ah.. Well.. Can I have the gun please, Patricia?

- Yes, Your Majesty. - Thank you, Dear..

Wow!

Wow. Caught you!

You're a silly, stupid thief. You got caught!

Can I be the thief now, grandma?

Sure love, but only after you cut your cake.

- Cake! Cake! Cake! - Run along now.

Draw the curtains please.

With all due respect your majesty, we are in the middle of the desert.

No one can see it from the outside.

If I can see the skies in it, then it can be seen from the skies.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, Dear Harry!

So, so.. The Crown! Have you ever held it?

No one can touch it.

Shhh.

- You can't get me. - I am going to get you.

I am going to get you. I am going to get you.

Granma's going to get you. Oh, those little devils!

Have they come here?

But, Your Majesty. You were just here.

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DHOOM 2 (2006)

.:: Subtitle improved by :.. TharangaDE

("Dhoom Again" Performed by Vishal Dadlani and Dominique Cerejo )

Yes, Boss. Hey, All ok there?

- Ali? - Same.

- Where's the stuff? - Payments.

I've heard you work with the cops.

Ali and the cops just don't get along.

I hope you understand.

- Original! - Original.

Ok, brother. I'm off now.

Ali?

You dropped something.

This is not mine. This belongs to my friend..

..he works with the cops. cops. His name is Ali.

Boss, This powder is fake.

Brother, you said powder. So it's powder.

There's a transmitter too.

That's not mine either.

- See you guys. - Ali?

Sorry, Sir. I'm sorry. Really sorry. Please forgive me.

I'm just like you guys. A dealer. I swear.

I've been trapped in this by Jai Dixit. He's crazy.

He conned me to come here as a cop.

I told him I didn't want to cheat on you guys.

Hey! We are just like brothers, aren't we? Okay, I'll leave.

One minute. One minute. I'll join you guys from today. How's that?

And together we'll rock man!

Every part in my body is illegal. Don't mistake me for a cop.

Don't handcuff me. I'm a thief, not a cop.

Brother, we are like brothers. Brother. No?

Look brother, I have one last wish before I die.

Promise me, after killing me you'll..

..shoot that lowly Jai Dixit in the head!

Ever since I saw his face, My life is ruined!

- Finish him. - Sit down.

Just a minute. I can't see myself die. Let me shut my eyes.

Goodbye everybody, I'm going.

Mummy, I'm coming. Someone save me please!

Okay Okay. I know. Now you're going to say..

... I saved you, Right? I could have died, man.

You can't do one thing properly.

Every time I have to forget the goons and save you.

Hey! Hey relax! I had already taken care of them.

Sorry, I was just kidding.

I am nothing without you.

Like a cylinder without gas.

A monkey without a tail.

Jai? Where are you?

- Sweetie? - Sweetie is dead!

Sweetie, I'm at work. Can we talk later?

Later? Later you'll see my dead body. Got it?

You understand nothing. How do I explain to you?

Remember Jai, you have put me in this condition.

It's all because of you.

I am here alone at home and you are least bothered about it.

What are you talking about? What have I done?

Sweetie, if I keep talking to you like this..

- Pomfret.. Pomfret. - What?

Get it from anywhere.

I don't know anything. I want fish right now.

Hello, Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

Very okay. Very okay. Please Hold.

Brother. Miss Alka Mathur from Standard Bank.

She wants to give us credit cards. Should I ask for both of us?

Hello. What are you doing this evening?

Why don't we meet up. Give me your phone number.

Wow! What a cool jet ski. Can I ride it?

No you won't!

Then how am I going?

Brother, Save me! The water is very cold!

Jai Brother! I can't swim!

Jai? If you take so much time to cook..

..I wonder how long you'll take to change diapers.

Sweetie, that's no way to talk.

And what will you do if I talk this way?

Affair! I'm not saying. My aunt says, 90% married men..

..have affairs when their wife is pregnant.

Aunt Usha knows everything.

She delivers babies in the entire Nagpada.

Now, tell me Jai, would you have an affair?

You think I could do that?

Who are you going to get to have an affair with you?

- Poor Sweetie. She's stuck with you. - What do you mean?

I mean, that a girl's got to be nuts to have an affair with you.

He's right Jai. I'm the only one for you!

I’m not scared of any Seeta or Geeta.

No girl's going to agree to go out with you.

Mr. Grumpy, you don't know how to treat women.

And they generally prefer poets, like me.

Right?

You? Poet?

Yes, I’m a poet! "Love has no age, it has always been."

"Love has no age, it has always been."

"Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen."

Don't push it guys. I am decent, so I don't fool around.

But I might just go ahead if I wished, okay?

Alright. Go ahead, have an affair.

But..

Where will you find that girl?

- ACP Shonali Bose reporting, Sir! - Welcome to Mumbai!

Wait here, I’ll send the officer in charge of this case.

- He is our best man. - Sir.

- Hello, How do you do? - Who are you?

Some style!

You're the one with the handcuffs on and you're asking me?

Now tell me what are you in for?

Take it easy. I’m a cool headed guy. Everybody makes mistakes.

But if you cooperate with me then, everything will be fine.

Cops and criminals should be like couples..

..you know, like a husband and wife.

Once that happens, the world will be a better place and..

..all crime will vanish. Just like that!

Shut up! I’m not a Criminal!

Look, you better speak up darling, Because when Ali 'entrygates..'

"Interrogates."

Yes, that's the word. When I do what you just said..

..the toughest of criminals confess everything.

Get that! Now speak up. You got it?

You're a cop?

Well, I know I look like an actor.

But actually I am a cop. Ali Akbbar, Sub-Inspector.

Just remove my handcuff. It got stuck by mistake.

Don't try to fool me darling!

Handcuffs are not something..

..that you put on by mistake. Tell me the truth.

Because of you. Well, they were in my hand.