Tales from the Crypt

AH HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA!

GREETINGS POISON GIRLS.

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?

GOOD.

THEN SLIP INTO YOUR GORE JACK AND SING ALONG.

CAN'T CARRY A TOMB.

THAT'S O.K. I'M JUST PLAYING BY EAR MYSELF.

HA HA HA HA HA!

TONIGHT'S TERROR TUNE CONCERNS A YOUNG HEADBANGER

WHO LETS A WOMAN GET A LITTLE TOO FAR

UNDER HIS SKIN.

I CALL THIS DECOMPOSITION ON A DEADMAN'S CHEST.

I CALL THIS DECOMPOSITION ON A DEADMAN'S CHEST.

ALL RIGHT! ARE WE READY TO ROCK 'N' ROLL?

YEAH!

STRAIGHT FROM THEIR EUROPEAN TOUR--

WON'T YOU GIVE A GOOD ROCKHOUSE WELCOME

TO L.A.'S OWN EXORCIST?

TO L.A.'S OWN EXORCIST?

I TELL YOU, IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.

TWO YEARS ON THE ROAD,

PLAYING THOSE BIG ARENAS.

IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME AT THE ROCKHOUSE.

IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME AT THE ROCKHOUSE.

BUT I'M AFRAID I GOT A LITTLE BAD NEWS

FOR YOU GIRLS TONIGHT.

COME OVER HERE, NICKY.

WHOO!

NICKY!

NICK BOSCH

NICK BOSCH IS OFF THE MARKET, LADIES.

NICK BOSCH IS OFF THE MARKET, LADIES.

NICK BOSCH HAS GOTTEN MARRIED.

BOO! OHH...

BOO! OHH...

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

HIS LOVELY NEW WIFE IS RIGHT HERE WITH US TONIGHT.

YOU GUYS WANT TO MEET HER?

NO!

COME ON, SCARLETT. COME ON OUT HERE, SCARLETT.

COME ON, SCARLETT. COME ON OUT HERE, SCARLETT.

CAN YOU DIE OR WHAT, HUH?

CAN YOU DIE OR WHAT?

CAN YOU DIE OR WHAT?

JUST HOPE ONE THING HERE NOW.

I JUST HOPE NICK DOESN'T GET TOO PUSSY WHIPPED.

BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHE THINKS SHE OWNS THIS BAND.

BECAUSE SOMETIMES SHE THINKS SHE OWNS THIS BAND.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

LET'S GET THIS BITCH OFF THE STAGE

AND TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN!

ONE TIME!

DON'T CALL MY WIFE A BITCH.

YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE, MAN.

YOU'RE THE JOKE.

FUCKING EAT ME, BITCH!

HEY, ASSHOLE, GET BACK ON THAT STAGE.

I AIN'T PLAYING A NOTE UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES TO SCARLETT.

I'M NOT APOLOGIZING TO ANYBODY, MAN!

OKAY, YOU CAN FINISH THE GIG BY YOURSELF!

YOU'RE FUCKING PUSSY WHIPPED, NICKY.

GET BACK ON THAT STAGE OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

GET THE FUCK OFF ME, MAN!

GET THE FUCK OFF ME, MAN!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT SCARLETT, DANNY.

SHE IS A BITCH. ALL US GIRLS HATE HER.

SHE TREATS US LIKE WE'RE A BUNCH OF SLUTS.

CAN YOU FUCKIN' IMAGINE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.

I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?

WANT TO LOOK CLOSER?

WANT TO LOOK CLOSER?

I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT.

THE GUY THAT DID IT IS INCREDIBLE.

HE'S LIKE A MAGICIAN.

SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT,

AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE TO FIND HIM.

LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE TO FIND MY SNAKE.

LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE TO FIND MY SNAKE.

I'M TELLING YOU, GREG, THAT BITCH IS RUINING, NICK.

HE USED TO BE SO MUCH FUN.

WE ALL USED TO PARTY ALL THE TIME.

YOU, ME AND HIM.

SHE'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY.

SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

I'M STILL HARD HERE.

I'M STILL HARD HERE.

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET ON TOP?

THAT USUALLY WORKS FOR YOU.

THAT USUALLY WORKS FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET THE FUCKING TATTOO.

I DON'T WANT IT, GET OUT.

I DON'T WANT IT, GET OUT.

I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT.

I WANT THAT FUCKING BITCH OUT OF LIFE, OKAY.

I WANT THAT FUCKING BITCH OUT OF LIFE, OKAY.

DO YOU HEAR ME, SCARLETT?

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOUR GUTS!

NICKY, SHE WANTS TO BREAK UP THE BAND!

GET RID OF HER! COME ON!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I'M GOING TO KICK HIS FUCKING ASS.

NO, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.

WHERE YOU GOING?

WE SHOULD TALK TO HIM.

TOMORROW.

IF WE DON'T DO IT NOW, WE NEVER WILL.

HE'S SCREWED UP, O.K.?

LET'S TALK TO HIM TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?

WE WILL, I PROMISE.

WE WILL, I PROMISE.

ALL RIGHT.

GO AHEAD AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

GO AHEAD AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

COME ON, DANNY. WE GOT TO GO.

FAROUCHE HATES TO BE KEPT WAITING.

FAROUCHE HATES TO BE KEPT WAITING.

LOOK, YOU WANT THE TATTOO OR NOT?

IT WAS HARD ENOUGH TO GET HIM TO SEE YOU.

WE DON'T SHOW UP, YOU CAN FORGET IT.

WE DON'T SHOW UP, YOU CAN FORGET IT.

WE NEED TO TALK, DANNY.

FUCK YOU!

NO THANKS, I'M BUSY TODAY.

DON'T WORRY. IT WON'T TAKE LONG.

WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

SORRY. I GOT AN APPOINTMENT.

SORRY. I GOT AN APPOINTMENT.

HEY, WHERE THE HELL YOU TAKING ME?

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS GUY HE'S A GENIUS.

LETS JUST HOPE I DON'T CATCH NOTHING FROM THIS MOTHER.

LETS JUST HOPE I DON'T CATCH NOTHING FROM THIS MOTHER.

HERE YOU GO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?

FAROUCHE WORKS ALONE.

FAROUCHE WORKS ALONE.

ANYBODY HOME?

ANYBODY HOME?

YOU'RE LATE, ROCKER.

JESUS, MAN, YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.

YOU THINK EVERYONE LIVES ON ROCK 'N' ROLL TIME.

YOU THINK EVERYONE LIVES ON ROCK 'N' ROLL TIME.

IS THAT IT?

I'M SORRY, OKAY.

ARE YOU FAROUCHE?

ARE YOU FAROUCHE?

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

O.K.

O.K.

THE SHIT SOME PEOPLE PUT ON THEIR BODIES.

EACH ONE OF THESE TOOS TELLS A STORY.

IT'S A BULLSHIT STORY.

OH, THIS GUY--

IT'S A STORY ABOUT A DRUNK GUY

WITH $50 BURNING A HOLE IN HIS POCKET.

WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A BULLSHIT STORY.

WHAT MAKES YOU SUCH HOT STUFF?

YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.

YOU'VE SEEN WHAT I DO.

FAROUCHE FINDS WHAT'S INSIDE

AND BRINGS IT OUTSIDE.

AND BRINGS IT OUTSIDE.

IF YOU'VE GOT THE MONEY

AND IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH...

AND IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH...

WE COULD DO BUSINESS.

WE COULD DO BUSINESS.

IT'S UP TO YOU.

IT'S UP TO YOU.

YEAH. O.K., MAN.

BUT I WANT A TIGER.

AIN'T YOUR CHOICE.

YOU SEE, YOUR SKIN'S GOT A STORY TO TELL,

AND I'LL FIND IT.

AND I'LL FIND IT.

IS THIS SHIT REALLY NECESSARY, MAN?

IS THIS SHIT REALLY NECESSARY, MAN?

OH, MAN.

OH, MAN.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

MMM.