Danger 5 - First Season

Ah...

As he lay there, dying in my arms,

he looked into my eyes and said

"Pierre, why was it that I had to dress like this again?"

Hah! Your move Maneki.

Again?

Very well.

And then he whispered to me with his last breath

"Pierre, always muddle the lime."

But now I carry on his legacy...

the perfect Cherry Mendez.

Naturally.

He also taught me to make the world's quickest Bangkok Sunrise.

- Tucker, how is that Vodka Marconi? - Satisfactory.

How about now?

Above satisfactory.

- Your double Jim Bourbons, Jackson? - Swell.

Claire, are you certain I cannot make you something?

- It's 9 in the morning. - Yes?

You see no issue with drinking at 9 a.m.?

Hey Claire, chill out.

Ugh.

Good morning boys and girls, we have orders.

Good day Colonel, can I mix you something?

Yes, I'll have a... er... a Bangkok Sunrise, yes.

All right, everybody, at 0800 hours this morning

the Nazis stole the Eiffel Tower.

The Eiffel Tower? Surely the Nazis have...

Shut up girl! We believe this could be the very beginning

of the largest piece of Nazi propaganda

ever executed by Hitler's propaganda wizard, Josef Goebbels.

It's safe to assume Goebbels has similar plans for other monuments.

I think we can all agree, a world without monuments

is not worth living in.

Your mission: learn what the hell the Nazis want with the tower,

where they're taking it, get it back.

And of course, as always, kill Hitler.

Looks like the loss of the tower has hit them quite hard,

we must be sensitive.

Greetings, barkeep!

Three Marconis and a Summer in Paris, please.

- Rene! - Marcel?

- Son of a bitch! - Son of a whore!

Marcel, I thought you bought it when we blew that bridge in Provence.

Sometimes I wish I did, old friend, sometimes I wish I did.

Marcel?

Tell me you've come to return the tower.

- It is as you say, my friend. - Girls, we are saved.

The great Marcel DeRochel has come to help return the tower!

All of these fine girls are members of my battalion.

Each a true revolutionary. Good front, no?

Yes, they are...

Celeste?

Bonjour, Marcel.

So, how have you been?

- I thought you were dead. - I'm not!

- Don't ever leave me again! - I burn for you! Rrrr.

Four of my offensives have been sabotaged this last month,

and I am beginning to suspect... an insider.

Amongst your girls?

Forget me. Save yourself!

Celeste!

If this is the end of the line, couldn't you grant us one last drink?

We will pay for it.

Inside that safe is gold, and frankincense

and myrrh of very high quality.

If you let us have one last drink, I will give you the combination.

Very well.

Two, nine...

three, nine, four, nine... two.

Bonjour.

Ah Marcel! I can't remember the last time we pulled the old life-saving...

Oh, I'm sorry, old friend.

Shh! You must rest. You'll be better in the morning.

No. No, Marcel, I'm not long of this world.

Please, do one thing for me.

Anything, my friend.

Get my ladies back.

They have no doubt been taken to the nearest outpost, by the river.

Where we used to take the girls on Bastille...

- You remember it, my friend? - I cherish those days.

Good.

Two parts grenadine, one part chartreuse,

a pinch of salt... and... a fresh mint...

the perfect Fruit Madrid.

These are the latest group of detainees, mein Fuhrer.

I hope they are to your liking.

They all pale into insignificance when you really look at this one.

Isn't the irony sweet? The Resistance

doing a performance at the Führer's birthday.

Argh!

Hold up.

Good evening, sir, which mode do you require?

Sexy bitch. Sexy bitch mode activated.

Oh!

Great work! Cut me loose.

What? Stop messing around and free me!

Don't tell me that you're jealous that Hitler finds me attractive!

Mm?

The girls are bound to be locked up around here somewhere.

- Hey... - Halt!

Celeste?

Claire!

- We can jump it. - No, we can't.

What the hell happened back there, llsa?

That's the Statue of Liberty!

That's what they want with the monuments?

Don't look at it! You'll go blind with sorrow!

- Dance at Hitler's birthday!? - No way in hell

I'm gonna run around France chasing tail

when Lady Liberty herself is in danger.

Girls are heading for the middle of a Nazi minestrone.

They need our help. We need to tail that truck!

- The team takes priority! - Not in my book.

I'm with Tucker on this one, my friend.

Celeste,

and our comrades, need us.

Guess that leaves you and me llsa. Fighting for freedom.

Mm...

Fine, I'm going to do what's right.

Traitor.

You're the traitor, Pedro.