Louie

Oh, shit. Hi.

Hey, how you doing?

Hi, how are you?

How are you, Delores?

I wanted to talk to you about something

regarding the time that you...

came to my apartment.

Hey.

Do you remember? Yes, I...

Yes, I do.

Oh, Daddy.

Well, I'm having some residual feelings

about what happened.

Oh, Daddy, I'm so sorry!

What kind of residual...

Have you told anyone about what happened?

No, of course not. Why not?

What?

I've been talking about it a lot.

You have? Yes.

In therapy. Ah, okay.

I mean, um.

In fact, I wanted to ask you for a favor.

What's that?

Will you come to therapy with me?

You want me to come to your therapist with...

Yeah, I have some things to say to you

about what happened and I would feel better

if it was in my therapist's presence. Are you upset with me, or...

What... Are you gonna do it or not?

I don't think so, Delores.

I don't think I'm gonna do that.

I'll...

Well, can I ask for your help with something else?

What?

This Sunday, I want to rent a van

and I want to go to the IKEA in New Jersey.

I need a lot of stuff for my home right now

and Nelson's father isn't paying much support.

Okay, so- Will you come with me?

You want me to go to IKEA with you?

If you go with me,

I promise to give you a blow job.

Delores. What?

You don't- if you want something from me,

you could just ask- I'm not asking for charity from you.

I don't need your help.

I'm just saying, if you offer it,

I'll suck your dick.

Hi, Meredith, how you doing?

It's nice to see you.

I think this rug will fit in Nelson's room but.

I don't know about the color.

It would be a lot more help if you would participate.

How do you want me to participate?

You know, it really burns me that you need me to tell you

how to be helpful.

It's harder than doing everything myself and.

It's insulting, really.

Hey, Delores, if you need something, just ask for it,

don't make me read your mind.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks for answering my request for help

by making fun of me.

I'm not making fun of you.

What is your problem?

I'm trying- What- What's your problem?

I don't have a problem, I have a lot of stuff

that I have to accomplish.

Let's not let that happen to us.

Okay, hossenfeffer.

I'm gonna pry it out of you- I'm not-

You're not prying it out of me.

I'll tell you.

If you wanna know what I think of the rug, I'll tell you.

It's fine.

"It's fine," that's it?

That's your opinion, that's all you have to offer?

It's a rug!

It's fine.

That's the level of passion that a rug warrants.

It's a rug, it doesn't solve all of my problems.

But it doesn't make me angry.

It's a rug- it doesn't smell bad,

it's flat, it's blue, it goes on the floor.

It's not coated with AIDS

and it's not a portal to a nether place.

It's- it's- it doesn't make me come, but it's fine.

Ah, Delore.

Jesus.

Hey.

All right, I'm sorry.

Okay, all right, okay.

Okay, it's all right.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

All right.

I owe you a blow job.

You know what, don't worry about it.

No, I owe it to you.

I prefer to stick to our arrangement.

Okay, well, you can just owe it to me, okay?

So...

notify me when you want me to...

suck it.

Okay.

Maybe I should have gotten two of those chairs.

You mean the rattan chairs? Mm-hmm.

No, no, no.

The painted ones are good,

they're gonna be better for your space,

they'll be more practical.

You did good.

- Oh, hi. - Hi!

Hi. Hi!

You must be Doris. Yes, hi, you're Louie?

That's me. Hello.

Nice to meet you. Uh, so, um.

Well...

Can I get you something to drink?

- No, oh, no, I'm fine, I've got my own water right here. - Okay.

Well, this is my- this is my piano. Oh, all right, great.

So should we. Yeah.

No, no, can I ask what made you

wanna decide to take piano lessons?

You told me on the phone that this is your first time.

Oh, yeah, well, it's kind of weird 'cause I'm 44, right,

and most people probably don't start-

No, that's great, it's great.

Well- okay, well, I bought this piano for my kids

so they can learn

and neither of them wanted to. Right.

And then I just decided,

you know, screw them, I'll learn piano. Great.

I don't know. Great.

So we're starting from scratch?

Yeah, from scratch. Great.

Okay, well.

the thing to know about the piano is that-

That was- that was really nice.

Oh. That's really good.

Well, you'll- you'll play like that soon enough.

But the piano is actually the...

...the soul and the heart of- Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'll just ignore- No, no, no, that's okay, you can get it.

Just one call, okay, thank you. Yeah, it's okay.

Hello?

Hi.

So listen, either you gave me the crabs

or I gave you the crabs but anyway-

I have the crabs

and you were inside me last week, so you got crabs too.

Uh. so...

Jesus!

You didn't feel itchy?

Yeah, but I thought it-

I thought it was laundry detergent.

No. Crabs.

Uh.

So... fuck you or sorry.

I don't know which one.

Bye.

Uh.

Are you okay?

Well, I got a little bit of an emergency and I'm...

It's okay, it's gonna be okay but it's kind of- Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's something I just need to deal with right now,

so I don't think I can do this right now. Oh, oh-

I'm really sorry but I really think I- It's okay... okay.

I gotta ask you to go 'cause I gotta- Oh, no, that's all right.

Can we just do this another time? Sure, sure, sure, sure, no problem.

I'll pay you for today, I don't mean to- No, no, no, no, no.

That's okay, that's okay.

I'm really sorry, Doris, I just, uh...

Ahh!

Excuse me, uh...

Yes, can I help you?

Yeah, I have, uh,

I- Crabs.

Can I- Do you need the shampoo?

Yes.

I had it when I was younger, so I remember

but I don't- Do you have it?

Do you not have it? Yeah, we keep it behind the counter.

It's nonprescription but if we kept it out there,

nobody would ever pay for it.

Ah, okay.

Can I have it, please? Yes.

Uh, I'm gonna have to put it together for you.

It's a kit. Great.

Excuse me. Yes, can I help you?

I'd like to speak to the pharmacist.

Um, what about?

Well, I got this prescription here

but, um...

but I want to consult with him.

I didn't get my consultation.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, that's an antibiotic,