Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

No, no, son. Over here.

See the lion? Look at the lion and get the lion.

Now, son, if you're gonna grow up

and be like your daddy someday, you gotta learn how to fight.

Da-da.

Now, Alakay, let me show you something, OK?

You see this mark?

You and me are the same.

When you're bigger, you are gonna be alpha lion just like your daddy.

Now let me see you fight. Ready?

No, Alakay. No dancing!

You just amuse yourself, don't you?

You're a strange kid. You're a strange one. I'm...

Now, come on, let's try it again.

No, Alakay.

Stop, stop that, stop that right now. Doggone it!

It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want it to.

Makunga. You're not challenging me again, are you?

Look on the bright side Zuba. After I defeat you and take over as alpha lion,

you'll have so much more time to spend with your pathetic excuse of a son.

Before I kick your butt, let me ask you,

Why do you wanna become the alpha lion?

I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceivingly smart...

...and I want everyone else to do what I say.

We fight on three. One...

Pay attention, Alakay. Daddy will show you how it's done.

Two, three!

- Who's the alpha lion? - You are.

Don't you forget it.

And that, Alakay, is how you attack...

Alakay?

That's it. Here, kitty, kitty.

This one's a beauty.

He'll be worth a few bucks.

It just gets easier and easier.

Daddy!

Alakay! Alakay!

Alakay!

Da-da!

No! No! No!

Alakay!

- Daddy! - Alakay! Daddy's got you! Hold on!

Da-da!

Alakay!

Daddy!

I don't like the looks of this guy.

- Well, I think he is kind of cute. - I think he is kind of show off.

You think he's cute?

Roar!!

The King of New York City...

...Alex the Lion!

I still think he's kind of a showoff.

You got to give it to him, the guy's an animal.

Maybe he should take a break. You know, we could all use a vacation.

Come on. Where on earth would we go on vacation.?

I don't know about you, but I wanna go to Connecticut!

On the loose, several animals, including the world famous Alex the Lion,

The king of New York, escaped from the Central Park Zoo tonight.

The escapees were finally cornered in Grand Central Station.

He was a very bad kitty.

Animal rights activists, who convinced zoo officials

to have the animals sent to Africa,

were stunned to learn that the shipping freighter carrying the animals

was reported missing today.

Tonight, hundreds of New Yorkers have gathered at the zoo

to mourn the loss of their beloved zoo animals.

The question on everyone's mind, where are they now?

Come on! Y'all know this one! It never gets stale!

We'll miss you little fuzz buckets! You've been a great crowd!

Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.

If you ever come look us up in Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.

Seriously though, call. OK?

Settle down, settle down everybody. Ssh... Be quite.

- You can't leave without this! - Hey. Surprise freaks!

Shake it! Shake it.

Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone!

I'm a lady! Not really! It's me, King Julien!

Which of you is attracted to me? Hands up!

Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.

Oh, no, thank you.

Yes, thank you. It's my plane!

Until I return with the spoils from the new country...

...Stevie will be in charge!

I don't think they like that idea so much Julien.

What are you saying, Stevie?

Oh, oh, no!

Could we...? No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible?

Naughty little thing! Stevie says...

Let them eat cake!

King Julien, wait for me!

I'm all packed! I have a whole itinerary planned!

Oh, no! It's Mort! He's so annoying! Don't let him on. Stop that thing!

He's carrying scissors and hand cream!

Everybody in! Quickly, get in, get in! Get in quick!

- Struts. - Check.

- Flaps. - Check.

- Engine. Coffee maker. - Check.

You guys!

Oopsie-daisy!

That has to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen.

But it'll have to do. Attention.

This is your captain speaking.

In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head

then kiss your life good-bye.

New York City, here we come baby!

Pray to your personal God this hunk of junk flies.

Personal God, hunk...? What?

We are go, sir.

Open the door! I'm outside!

In case of losing cabin pressure, place the mask over your face,...

...to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.

Excuse me miss, But aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat?

- No, sir. - OK, boys, launch!

Launch!

- Launch! - Launch!

Gremlin!

Hey, Mort.

Hi!

That was weird.

- Hey, somebody is dreaming ha? - I think I just saw Mort on wing of the plane.

You got Madagascar on the brain.

- Yeah. - Sure. - I know I'm gonna miss it.

It was incredible. I think it'll seem much more fun the further way we get from.

Yeah, like when you beat me on the butt?

I'm gonna take that thing you're holding on to and I am going use it on stage.

It's all part of my little actor's salad bar of emotional tidbits.

Now, are the butts next to the croutons at the salad bar?

- You don't need to be sarcastic, Marty. - Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.

When we get back, I might just sign up for the breeding program.

Breeding program?

I think we all reach a point on our lives when we wanna meet somebody,

- Yeah! - Settle down, have a relationship.

- I can see that. - What? Like, like dating?

Yeah, dating.

Other, other... other...Other... guys?

What do you mean, "other guys"?

Darn it!

I'm gonna, what is holding up that beverage service?!

I'm gonna go check.

Oh, yeah ya, keep talking. I'm gonna catch a few winks.

Did you see that? It's so funny!

I like laughing! It's such a nice experience!

To laugh!

Do you mind going back? This is first class.

It's nothing personal. it's just that we are better than you. Maurice, I'm open! Hit me!

- He shoots, he scores! - Is that Vivaldi?

- In-flight slave. - Can I help you, Mr. Mankiewicz?

Bring my nuts on a silver platter.

We just wanted to check on the drinks we ordered.

Oh, sorry. We are in a little backed up.

- I guess I'll go back... - Hey, what happened to your body?

You're freaking me out! Can you please go over there, please?

Thank you very much.

What happened to the separation of the classes?

Yeah, I'm sure this all democracy thing is just a fad.

We'll go out for pineapple, my little bobbly-headed boobily-boo.

Skipper, look.

Analysis.

It looks like a small incandescent bulb...

designed to indicate something out of the ordinary. Like a malfunction.

- I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic. - That too, sir.

Right! Rico?

Manual!

Problemo solved.

- Sir, we may be out of fuel. - What makes you think that?

We've lost engine one...

- ...and engine two is no longer on fire. - Buckle up, boys.

Don't look, doll. This might get hairy. Attention! This is your captain speaking.

I have good and bad news. The good news is, we're landing immediately.

The bad news is, we're crash-landing.

When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever..

But thanks again for choosing "Air Penguin."

Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms like this!

I can fly!

This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know you are truly a one-in-a-million friend!

Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!

- I know, you won't mind when I tell you... - Come on. Tell me it, tell me, tell me what?

I broke your iPod!

- What? - The buttons were so small!

It made me mad!

- The horror! - I'm sorry!

- I'm gonna kill you! butt-biter! - It was an accident!

- An accident! - Butt-biter!

I love you, Gloria! I always have!

Like ah... Like you love the beach. Or a... good book... Or the beach.

My goodness doll, you're shaking like a leaf.

Rico, you've had your fun.

Pull up.

Gear down.

Gently now. You just wanna kiss the ground.

Just a little peck, a smooch, like you'd kiss your sister.

I said, kiss it!