Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Oh, my!

Hands up! This is a holdup.

Whoa! What's that on the cracker?

Caviar?

Come on! Throw it here!

Ooh!

May I?

Enchant.

- (smacks) - (grunts)

Ha! Sorry, fellas!

Baron's orders!

Aw, come on!

That double-crossing baron!

Nobody takes other people's stuff away from us

and gets away with it! Nobody!

Forget it. We'll get him later.

We've got bigger problems at the moment.

Ooh!

Check to see if the coast is clear.

Yeah, not really.

Hiyah!

Help support Corona's orphans!

Because every donation brings a smile to the face of a child in need.

- Right, Eugene? - That's right, Blondie.

This cause is dear to my heart.

Many orphans go hungry, while others...

resort to a life of crime.

Mmm-hmm.

Hmm.

Eugene, is everything okay?

Huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Sure.

Everyone was so generous.

Look at all these clothes and toys and...

A beard?

- Oh! - Thank you!

Just what I was lookin' for.

Aah!

Uh-oh.

Okay, Blondie. Let's get you back to the castle.

Oh. Who is that?

You know, I don't know, and something tells me,

we shouldn't stop to ask.

- (grunts) - (grunts) Dead end.

Rapunzel, that vase, now!

Gotcha, Rider.

- Man, you should've seen your... Huh? - (thuds)

- Bam! Ha-ha! Follow that, buddy! - Hm!

You know I meant hide in the vase, right?

Princess Rapunzel, meet Lance Strongbow.

How you doin'.

So there I was, Princess...

Angry warlord to my left, ferocious dire wolves to my right,

gold coins in my hand,

and where's my faithful partner, Flynn Rider?

Turns out this warlord had these twin daughters who were...

Who were on vacation far, far away.

Oh, come on, Eugene.

I may have grown up in a tower, but give me a little credit.

Pray tell, how did two fine, upstanding citizens,

such as yourselves, manage to find each other?

Oh, we go way back,

all the way to the orphanage.

Yeah. We looked out for each other,

when no one else would.

In fact, you can say we're the closest thing

either of us ever had to a family.

- Aw, you guys. - (chitters)

So, Lance Strongbow, if you guys are so tight,

where have you been all these years?

Where have I been?

More like, where haven't I been?

You were in prison, weren't you?

Mostly, yes. But you know, right now,

I'm not thinkin' about where I've been.

I'm thinking about where I'm headed.

- Ha-ha, yes! That's the attitude! - (squeals)

And right now, I'm headed to the bathroom.

- Oh. - Still, the attitude.

Oh, come on! Lance is my friend!

You're right. Stan, go with Pete.

Hey, hey, Lance might not be the straightest arrow in the quiver,

but he's our guest.

He's a good guy, and we don't need to shadow him.

Yeah. I agree.

Lance is Eugene's oldest friend.

He wouldn't take advantage of that.

Well, I don't trust the guy. I don't know what he's up to,

but whatever it is, I don't like it.

Look, Cassandra, I know you'd love nothing more

than to see one of my old friends embarrass me,

and I hate to disappoint you, but my friend Lance is not "up to" anything.

Okay, Lance, what are you up to?

Up to? Me?

You think I would come all the way down... Uh, see... It w...

Okay, I need help with a job.

Eugene: You want my help with a job?

Well, not a "job," a job.

It's simple, victimless, like taking candy from a baby.

And as previously established, I just spent a little time in the clink.

While there, I shared a cell with this guy.

His name was Calvin. Or was it Clarence?

Somethin' like that. But I called him "Oldie,"

- see, on account of... - Eugene: He's old. I got .

Yeah! So old Oldie tells me about this job he pulled way back when.

He hid the loot in this cave system beneath Corona

and was gonna get it back when the heat cooled off. But it never did.

So it just sat there, forgotten, for years.

Now, Oldie's gonna be in jail for the rest of his natural life.

So he tells me, "You should get it for yourself."

Great story. Could've used a bit more conflict,

but the use of props added a nice touch.

I'm serious. It's just sitting there.

And I need your help to go get it.

I'm sorry, but you can count me out.

My days as a thief are behind me.

I don't need a thief. I need a friend.

- Come on, Flynn! - Eugene.

Eugene? (Laughing)

Talk about your throwback.

You got your break, a huge break.

All I'm asking is for a little help getting my own.

Please? Come on, buddy.

Well, I guess it is a victimless crime.

They don't come less victimful.

Fine. I'll help you. But you have to promise not a word to anyone,

especially Cassandra! And, honestly, put those back.

Lance is gonna be just down the hall from Eugene, right?

Unless... Do you think they should be closer?

Oh, you know what would be perfect? Bunk beds!

Yeah, and why don't you make them some milk and cookies?

Um, all right, yeah. I get it.

You're making fun of me for being excited

Eugene's friend is here.

But a midnight snack is actually a perfect idea, so thank you.

And you're okay with all of this?

All of what?

Oh, I don't know. (Laughs)

You don't think that maybe a lifetime

criminal who just got out of prison

and happens to show up on our front door

could possibly have ulterior motives

that involves his long-lost pal and partner in crime?

Um... no, I don't think so.

- Hi, Eugene. - Oh, hey! Blondie!

Hey, hello. What's up?

Uh, nothing.

I just thought I'd see what you were up to.

Nothing! I am up to nothing.

Oh, okay. Well, what's Lance up to?

Lance? Oh, Lance!

Nothing. I mean, I'm sure he's doing something.

But he did seem tired. Didn't he seem tired?

In fact, he's probably asleep already.

So, in answer to your question about what is Lance up to,

I will answer, Lance is up to sleeping.

Why do you ask?

Okay, uh... ugh.

You're gonna think this is funny.

I think it's funny, but Cass is concerned that Lance and you

are up to no good. Crazy, right?

What? You what...? (laughing) That... That's crazy talk.

I know. (Sighs)

It's just, obviously, I trust you, Eugene, but...

I would really hate it if she was right about Lance.

I know.

Psst!

I said, psst!

I heard your psst!

Now, let's get on with this.

Are you still afraid of spiders?

Yes, I have acute arachnophobia.

- Yeah, real cute. - The treasure's this way.

Well, looks like the end of the line.

Nah. You're just getting rusty.

Hey, I thought I told you to put that back!

Ha! Ha! Huh!

Viola!

What the...?

This isn't a cave. It's a basement.

We broke into somebody's house! Lance! You lied to me!

Now, wait a minute!

Lying is a strong word. Accurate, but strong.

Besides, the only reason I lied to you

is because you wouldn't have agreed to do this otherwise.