Dead in the Water

You. Come here. Now.

Jeff's waiting downstairs.

Hey. I love you.

Me, too, baby.

I love you.

I already said you'd take him.

Daddy, it's our last weekend together.

Tell Alfonso...

I'll take his kid on a trip some other time.

You're taking Jeff.

I thought it wouldn't be a problem.

Jeff is Jeff, Dad. You know that.

I'm broke.

We are broke.

I'm over-levered...

Alfonso is keeping me afloat until the mine is in the black.

This man is maintaining my house.

Our house.

Our boat. Our paintings.

He's keeping my head above water...

and my ass out of jail.

And he asked me for a favor.

His son, Marcos, is in Rio for the first time...

and has never been in the ocean, ever.

You know how we Brazilians are.

It's important you show you like us.

I had no idea.

I'm sorry pumpkin.

We started over once.

Help me.

Hi, beautiful.

I'll take your bags.

Heads up.

I thought this was supposed to be...

a romantic weekend getaway for you two.

Come on, guys.

I need you to be nice to him.

I'll be nice, but American bankers...

Brazilian cowboy...

What'll we talk about?

Coffee? Soy beans? Life stock commodities?

The fun never ends.

Why didn't you just tell him no?

I explained to Daddy that I'd take you along...

in case I get bored of Danny.

His father's a Donald Trump...

meets Al Capone of Brazil.

And he's been really good to my dad.

I never met Marcos.

He's rich but I think he's kind of a hick.

We just have to entertain him.

Well, how are we supposed to find this guy?

We just look for Bozo in a clown field.

This is Danny, my boyfriend.

Does he speak English?

Danny my boyfriend.

This is Jeff.

Welcome aboard.

I can't believe this guy's never seen the ocean.

It's the biggest coastline and you've never seen the ocean?

I don't think he understands a word you're saying.

'El ocean. No has seen el ocean? '

That's good, Danny. Loud, slow English...

sounds a lot like Portuguese.

Please.

I speak little.

- We have good time. - Good time.

Okay, guys.

Welcome to Paradise.

But it's too dangerous.

You sound like an old wart.

I'm an old wart.

Why don't you wait for the sailor?

I've taken the boat a thousand times.

Don't call the Coast Guard.

I've already told you what is gonna happen to you...

if a chopper follows me.

You fire me if I call them.

Your father fires me if I don't!

I'll just go pack my bags.

Don't call the Coast Guard.

I pilot boat.

You sure? We can stay, you know.

I can manage.

- How's the view? - Fabulous.

Let's go.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye! - Bye.

Still think we should have stayed at home?

Yeah, this is beautiful.

But think of all the fun things...

we could have done inside, in the dark.

I can think...

of a few fun things we could be doing outside.

In the sun.

It's a big ocean.

Still want to go inside?

- The guys are... - They're in their own world.

You're gonna talk later, right?

Later.

Danny!

Later.

Two things I have to practice, English and swim.

Your English isn't that bad.

Your swimming, however...

Not that you look bad doing it.

Well, not as good as you look in sun bath.

I mean, the technique.

I go practice my swim now.

Danny!

Are you two okay?

It's complicated.

You're the man! You're the man.

Check this guy out.

I wonder what it's like to be a moron?

I'm gonna get a drink. You want anything?

I'm good.

Turn it around.

Has he said anything yet?

No, babe, sorry.

Jesus, Jeff.

It's been four years.

Well, you can always have me.

Is he fucking with me?

I mean...

you should know. You're his best friend.

That's right. If you tell me, it'd be worse.

Of course I'd tell you.

I mean, Danny...

But you and me...

I'd never let anybody hurt you.

I love you so much.

- Danny. - What?

You. Come here. Now.

Now.

Guys...

The guy's still in the water.

Help him up, Jeff.

Give me your hand.

- Sorry. - I like jumping up and down.

Okay. You make me fool?

Now I make you...

That's pretty good.

You.

Not you.

You.

Come here.

Give me a peasant girl's kiss.

Let me see.

Jeez, guys. Get a room.

Four years, two months.

Eight days, 37 minutes.

Ten seconds.

- Twelve. - Enough, enough.

- Are we going to play or what? - So...

You Bank U.S. A?

- Main office? - Yeah.

I was only here for three months.

I was working for Fruehauf, First National.

Training to work with Latin American funds, you know?

Latin American funds.

Put money in short-term papers...

with high yield in emerging markets...

has official grow reserves.

Any crisis, take money out.

Make governments do up interest rates...

produce terms.

Break the country's back. But...

how you say...

fill your pockets.

Seem to get the gist of it.

You play the market?

We have some interest in funds.

Vieira Castro Group.

Are you a Vieira Castro?

I've never been this close to royalty.

- Eight fours. - Danny. He's Vieira Castro.

I'm a Vieira...

you're a Vieira, he's a Vieira, she's a Vieira.

Don't you want to be a Vieira, too?

Don't mind her.

Sixty-six.

So, when you go?

A couple of weeks.

Well, better, be careful with customs.

You know, take money out, no problem.

But is difficult to take beautiful treasures out of the country.

It will be very hard to get Gloria through.

I mean...

, you take her, no?

Well, what's your bet?

I bet I don't get any tonight.

Sorry.

Danny!

What the hell are you doing there?

You scared the shit out of me.

They swim too far.

I can't go there.

Figured they'd go to those damn islands.

I don't know why they love it so much.