Young & Hungry

Hurry up, Gabi. It's your first day, you can't be late.

I know, I know, I'm freaking out. I can't find the right outfit.

I need something that makes me look professional, capable..

And like I didn't sleep with my boss...

Well, we know he likes you in that.

Will you just help me, please?

Okay, look, it's very simple.

He's engaged, so from now on, you're gonna have to wear clothes.

I know that!

- Did you work out? - Yes.

I jogged to the Car Dealership for free donuts, to bank for free coffee.

And to the coffee shop for free toilet paper.

Ooh, hey, that's like two miles.

You totally won't have to sneak into the gym later.

Oh man!

This cost five bucks!

Gabi, get it together.

Today is the first day of your dream job, okay?

It's a stepping stone to one day being

a modern, blonder, way-hotter Julia Child.

So I say this from the bottom of my heart:

Don't screw it up.

Is that the toilet flushing or my self-confidence going down the drain?

It's the toilet.

I called the landlord three times.

And if you want confidence,

you're gonna need to power pose.

Power what-now?

It's where you stand like this.

You put your hands on your hips and say, "I got this!"

I got this?

Okay, it's not a question.

Say it like you mean it,

like your job and paying our electric bill depend on it.

I got this!

Attagirl.

Good morning, Yolanda.

All righty.

What do I start with?

Picking those up.

I'm Josh's housekeeper, not yours.

Sorry.

And if you want to stay on my good side... and you do...

Keep your things in the laundry room, the kitchen clean and please, stop singing.

Well well well. Look who's back.

Did you have sex with anybody in the elevator on the way up?

I was hoping we could just have a fresh start

and just never talk about that ever again.

Aww. No.

Elliot, can't you just pretend to like me?

I stopped pretending to like girls in high school.

Don't pay attention to him.

He's pissy because they discontinued his favorite Khakis at the Baby Gap.

Here's Josh and Caroline's breakfast order.

Okay.

Gabi, chop chop.

Yolanda, mop mop.

Okay, "pancakes, bacon".

Um, how does Josh like his eggs?

Like you. Over easy.

Oh, and one tiny little thing.

For dinner tonight, you need to prepare an authentic Chinese meal

for four investors flying in from Shanghai.

No pressure, but it does have to be perfect.

Your resume did say you were familiar with Guangzhou-style cooking.

It did?

I mean, it did.

Don't worry, Elliot.

I got this.

What the hell is Guangzhou-style cooking?

It's so big.

Really?

I was worried about the size.

I'm putting it on Instagram so all my friends can see it.

I love my new ring so much.

And you.

Oh, don't forget.

Tonight I'm hosting that business dinner.

I cannot wait to introduce you as my fiancee.

Oh, sweetie. About that, um...

You're gonna be there, right?

Absolutely... in spirit.

Listen, honey, I'm going out with my friends

to show off my gorgeous new ring from my gorgeous new fiance.

You understand, right?

Fine.

Why do you have to be so pretty?

I love you so much.

I'm gonna miss you while I'm in the shower.

And I love you.

I was talking to my ring.

'Cause you I'm taking with me.

Oh yeah?

Good morning.

Oh, good morning, Josh...

Uh, Mr. Kaminski.

Boss Kaminski.

I'm sorry, I don't know what to call you.

Some people call me Kick-ass Kaminski.

Nobody calls you that.

They would if you didn't shoot it down all the time.

- Josh is fine. - Okay.

- Welcome to your first official day. - Oh, thanks. Glad to be here.

Here's your first official meal.

Oh, nice.

You made my initials out of bacon.

Yeah, you know, I was gonna spell your whole name,

but I didn't want to give you your first official heart attack.

Um, so we're good, right?

Good? Oh! Oh, yeah yeah yeah, we're great.

You know, what happened between us at the test dinner was just like a silly

drunken mistake that, you know, thanks to the alcohol I just hardly remember.

But what I'm trying to say is I really don't think of you in, like, a sexy

or, like, a hot way.

You know, I really just think of you in, like, a totally professional way.

I was talking about dinner.

Yeah, so was I.

I think of tonight's dinner in, like, a totally professional way.

Turned that right around.

Caroline.

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

Gluten-free muffin I just... bakey.

Beautiful breakfast tray for a room I am completely unfamiliar with.

Oh shoot.

Get it together, Gabi.

You got this.

I got this!

You got what?

I got, uh, this!

Your breakfast, Milady.

Okay, breakfast is served.

Thank God it's the most important meal of the day

because tonight's dinner is going to be a bitch!

Okay, I need button mushrooms,

sterauce, ginger, catfish, two ducks, and a wok.

Eh, I don't think you have time for a walk if you got to get all that stuff.

I just wish I'd had a tad more notice!

And been a tad more truthful on resume.

Stop worrying. You are a good cook.

You are going to nail this and be around here for a long long time.

- Caroline, what's wrong? - My ring's missing.

And that little cook girl stole it.

Oh, you're so fired.

Caroline, I'm sure Gabi didn't take your ring.

But, Juju, she was looking guilty in the bedroom saying, "I got this".

No, no, no, no.

That's because you caught me in the middle of my power pose.

It helps me with my confidence.

Not so much now.

Damn, I never thought I'd see the day when a white girl

gets fingered before the black housekeeper.

All right, look, there's got to be another explanation.

I totally trust my staff.

Oh, that's what I love about you, Juju.

You think everyone's so good and honest.

- I do. - I don't.

I agree with Caroline.

Gabi isn't a cook, she's a crook.

Okay, look.

Everyone... everyone relax.

I have the entire penthouse wired with security cameras.

We can just go to the manager's office and get the footage.

- We can? - Yes.

Oh, Juju. Let's go.

Oh my God.

Worst first day ever.

You know I didn't steal that ring, right, Yolanda?

Of course you didn't. You're innocent.

Huh?

And watching that security tape

is a huge invasion of privacy. We should stop them.

Elliot, why are you suddenly on my side?

'Cause it's not fair.

And why do you have a sweat mustache?

Why do you have a real mustache?

And why are you wearing

an oven mitt?

I didn't see that coming.

I couldn't help myself.

I saw it on the nightstand and I had to try it on.

Now it's stuck. And I'm going to get fired.

This is the best job I've ever had.

All right, don't worry. We'll help you get it off.

Wait wait wait. Hold up, Gabi. First, Elliot,

- you got to beg. - Oh, that's really not necessary.

Please!

I'll do anything you want!

Come on, he needs us.

Thank you, Gabi,

I've always liked you best.

Um...

Your finger's really swollen.

Oh, I got something that can shrink things in a jiffy.

Is it a picture of you naked?

I'm sorry. It's a reflex.

No, I was talking about hemorrhoid cream.

Now hold still while I put it on.

Hemorrhoid cream?!

You want that ring off?

Fine!