The Owl House

So they said I couldn't remove my thumb but look at that.

Whoop.

You sliced it off! You sliced off your own thumb!

You make doing homework actually fun.

And they say humans can't do magic.

Luz... you've been talking to them all morning.

Don't forget about the Luz and King comedy hour.

Please, no. Not the comedy hour.

This week I've been working with props.

Oh, dear. I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose.

Will I ever eat again?

Looks like I'm toast.

It just goes on like this for an hour.

Hey you, dough boy. Quit loafing around.

Why don't you bake me?

School time. See you guys in class.

- Bye. - But what about the thumb?

Hey, don't worry.

We'll finish our comedy hour when I get home.

Oh, you.

Try not to miss me while I'm gone.

You... You really think she's coming back this time?

Yes, she'll be back. She always comes back.

It's cute you miss her though.

The King of Demons...

The King of Demons misses nobody.

I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now.

- Hey, you're... - You're back!

I didn't miss you at all.

Apparently there's an infestation of pixies at Hexside,

so school's been canceled.

That sounds like a crumby situation.

Hey, guess what's been in my mouth that I'm about to throw up?

The mail!

Junk, junk. Death-hex.

Oh! A carnival's in town today.

A carnival? You know,

I've been so busy with school lately

what do you say we take this comedy hour on tour?

It'll be a Luz and King day.

That's my kind of day.

Let's all three of us go.

An adventure with friends.

I'll go pack my stuff.

Carnival's bring crowds and crowds bring suckers.

This could be the perfect chance

to try out my new get-witch quick scheme.

I'm in. To the carnival!

To the carnival.

Good news. I'm bringing my knapsack full of games.

Hello?

Oh, a fly!

Talk to me! Talk to me!

Well, here we are, kids.

Look at all that fresh meat.

And smell all the fresh meat.

Fun.

No games for you, Owlbert. We've got scams to run.

Friends, welcome!

I see you got my postcard.

Tibbles, you sent this?

Mm-hmm.

Aren't you mad at us for destroying your stand?

Ooh! And destroying his life. That was the best part.

No, no, no. I should thank you.

After my stand was destroyed,

I re-evaluated my life and found my true calling.

I'm now ringmaster of...

Tibbles Tent of Tiny Terrors.

Aw. It's like a regular circus but adorably small.

You're my friends now.

I don't buy it.

What kind of con are you running?

No cons here, Owl Lady. Only pros.

In fact, why don't we toast our newfound friendship

with this totally innocent bottle of water?

Oh, yeah, sure. Why don't I just...

I'm okay.

I know poison when I see it. You can't scam a scammer.

Now speaking of scams...

Beat it, loser!

Step right up to...

Eda's Human Horror House.

Humans shed their skin and I've got proof.

You should really put a lock on your closet.

You know what, Eda can pick through my socks all she wants.

Because today is all about having a great time with my partner in crime.

That's me. I love crime.

Have a good time, friends...

While it lasts.

Dunk the skeleton. Win a prize.

I'm covered in pores.

Now this is my kinda weird. So, what do you wanna do first?

We could brave the molar coaster

or eat a mysterious blob...

Ooh! What's that?

Ah! Some kind of deadly string weapon.

No, silly. That's a friendship bracelet.

Is that a type of deadly weapon?

A weapon of love.

It's basically a declaration to the whole world

that you're the best of friends.

Oh! That's way safer than becoming blood brothers.

Luz, we must have those bracelets!

And yoink. Sorry, ma'am.

If your bone son wants these bracelets

you have to play the games and win the tickets.

You know, carnival rules.

Beat up the man and steal his things for me.

Or let's just play the games.

Oh, okay.

Games! Games! Games! Games!

- Friends! - Hey, Luz.

Oh, my gosh. I didn't think I'd see carniv-y'all here.

- Boo. - I got an invitation from Tibbles.

We figured it's a trap since we squashed his stand with a walking house.

But who cares?

This place has a Scarris wheel.

It's like a human Ferris wheel

but it gives you long-lasting nightmares.

Yes! This mama is ready for trauma.

- Ahem! - Oh, yeah.

We're on a very important quest

to win a special prize for King.

Oh! We could help with that.

Aw. Does the little guy wanna win a prize?

Uh, does he? Uh, does he?

What do you think, King? The more the merrier, huh?

Um, sure. Whatever you want, Luz.

All right. Approval!

So the pixie infestation was actually caused

- when Boscha's pet pixie escaped it's cage... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Curse these stubby legs.

Oh, my, my, my.

You seem troubled.

Huh? Who said that?

It is I. Obvioso, the all-seeing psychic.

Haven't I seen you somewhere?

It's almost so...

Obvious?

That's what I was gonna say.

Wow! You really are psychic.

You're right. And Obvioso can see that something

is bothering you, little friend.

You got my number, Obvioso.

Today was supposed to be about me and Luz, see?

But now she's distracted by her cool new school friends.

What if I were to tell you

that there was a way to make all those problems disappear?

I'd say that sounds illegal.

I would also say go on.

Behold.

Holy bones! You poofed it.

Call the cops! This guy's crazy!

Hey. The spray is only temporary.

I just give my cheeks a tap and then...

it returns safe and sound.

Take this.

Enjoy the carnival without the problems.

Luz, Willow and Gus will be none the wiser.

Whoa! You even know their names.

Guess there's no use arguing with a fortune-teller.

Thanks, Obvioso.

Hey, sidenote, in the future do I ever find love?

Uh... yes.

Hmm, maybe I should think about this first.

King! Sorry we lost you back there, little dude.

Hey, it's okay.

Let's go back to the games and win those bracelets.

But we haven't gone on any rides

and there's no line for the bumper carcasses.

- Games! - Carcasses!

- Games! - Carcasses!

Food! I'm gonna grab some rotten candy

while you guys figure this out. Bye!

When Luz comes back let's go on the three-man cauldron spinner.

Or the triple swing.

Oh, and that's close to those photo booths

that can fit exactly three people.

But today was me and Luz's day.

Aw. Does the little baby boo miss his buddy Luz?

Uh, does he? Uh, does he?

The King of Demons misses nobody.

I demand you put me down!

What?

Oh, no! What have I done?

Wow. I guess they really wanted to ride those bumper carcasses.

Actually, Luz. There's something I gotta tell you.

No. There's something I gotta tell you, King.

I said I'd help you win those friendship bracelets.

So win them we shall, okay?

Uh... Willow and Gus will be okay for a little while, right?

- What was that? - Nothing.

Now let's go.

Ready or not, here we crumb.

Yes! Ha ha!

First, I'm growing out of my clothes.