Bless This House

Bought it.

I thought I had too.

Wanted 15 quid for it.

15 quid?

Yeah, but I got it for 12.

You were robbed.

Oh come on dad, it's not bad.

Look it's taxed till the end of the month.

It'll never make it.

Look at that tyre.

It's got a spare.

Just needs a little oil on it.

Try paraffin.

Paraffin?

About 40 gallons all over it and a match.

Daddy, we're being polluted again.

Well, they're moving.

They've got to get rid of their rubbish.

But don't they realise what they're doing

to the environment?

The whole atmosphere is being polluted and poisoned.

I know it's shocking.

In 50 years time,

the earth will be finished, inhabitable.

Our whole atmosphere destroyed.

Well, doesn't it worry you?

Yes, yes of course it worries me.

Then do something.

What can I do?

Go next door and tell them.

Tell them what?

To put their bonfire out.

No.

Well, Miss Wentworth says that if people

I don't care Miss Wentworth says.

I am not gonna to have a row with my neighbours

just to please you and your biology mistress.

Oh that's typical of your generation.

You don't care because you won't be here,

but you're killing my generation.

Mankind is doomed, daddy.

I am slowly being murdered.

Well come here I'll hurry it up a bit.

All right, if you won't go, I'll ask mummy to go.

Where is she?

Now, were would your mother be on a Saturday afternoon?

Well, I don't know, Betty.

What do you think?

I don't know about fish.

I know that stuffed birds are popular.

That's not stuffed love.

Isn't it?

It's plaster not worth a light.

Well, I know that stuffed birds are worth.

Ah birds.

Birds is different, especially stuffed owls.

That's not an owl, is it?

That's a fish and they ain't never stuffed.

I mean how could you stuff a fish?

No, I suppose you're right.

That's plaster love.

Oh thank you for telling us.

How much do you have it at reverend?

One pound.

I'll give you 10 bob.

Very well then.

Jean, what do you think?

You mean for us?

Oh no, for my Trevor.

How's it going?

Hello Trevor, you're just in time.

Honestly mate, I don't know how

you've manage without me.

When's the shed coming?

Next week.

I could do with the shed and all.

Look, you can't get into our garage for clutter.

Ours is the same.

I don't know where it all comes from.

I do.

Bloody jumble sales.

Never mind, when Betty and Jean get their stall,

perhaps you'll be able to get rid of some of it.

Get their what?

Their stall.

They're looking for a stall in the market.

You're joking.

I am not.

I'm surprised Jean hasn't told you about it.

Not a word, not a single word.

I wonder why.

Because she knows I won't stand for it, that's why.

Look, there's no harm in it.

I will not have my wife standing

in the gutter flogging a load of rubbish off a batter.

It's a stall Sid, an indoor stall.

They'll be selling antiques.

Antiques?

My aunt Fannie antiques.

What do they know about antiques?

I'll take it.

Thank you.

How much is this, love?

Oh, I'm not sure about that dear,

but my daughter won't be long.

She's just gone for a tea.

Well, shove it on one side for me, will you?

Yes, all right dear.

Here's your tea, mother.

Oh thank you, dear, thank you, lovely.

Here hold this.

How much is it?

50 pence.

I'll take it.

Thank you.

Here, where's my Jerry?

I don't think I know him madam,

is he in my pack?

Oh no, no.

The pot, the chamber pot.

Oh, it's been sold.

I told that old girl to put it aside for me.

That old girl as you call her, happens to be my mother.

Look, I don't care whose mother she is.

She had no right to sell my pot.

Madam, will you keep your voice down.

Don't you madam me, I want my po.

Here, we're not doing bad, are we?

We'll soon have enough to start.

And Annie next door's having a sort out.

She says she'll give us some stuff.

Stuff?

What stuff?

Some stuff I promised Jean for her stall.

Everybody seems to know about this but me.

Well take it off me, Sid.

She's not definite you know,

she might not open one.

Of course, she will, I know Jean.

She makes her mind up to do something, she does it.

Don't go, there's some more yet.

I reckon Tom tried to burn it.

I reckon Tom's a good judge.

Yeah.

Here we are Sid.

What is it?

It's an elephant's foot.

Where's the rest of him?

Don't ask her, she might give it to you.

Sid, there.

I've got some more stuff.

I've got some more stuff indoors,

if you'd like to come in for it.

Thank you very much, I'll tell her.

We're off on Monday,

New people are coming in on Tuesday.

You haven't met them yet, have you?

No, what are they like?

Ah she's awfully sweet, you'll like her.

What about him?

Oh he's all right.

What does he do?

He's a civil servant or something.

He's all right.

You keeps saying he's all right,

what's wrong with him?

Nothing.

He's all right.

Just a bit pompous.

Pompous.

Between you and me, Sid,

he's a bit of a big head.

He sounds lovely.

I'm sorry we're going, really.

Yeah, I am too.

Anyway, you'll have to come down to Bournemouth

and see us.

We'll do that.

I don't like the sound of that fella.

No, I can't see him helping you with your concrete.

I've always got you, haven't I?

Sid, Sid, where are you?

Over here.

Sid, help.

- Sit down. - Sid.

No, sit down.

That's it, there we are.

Hold that.

Good, just a minute.

There we are.

What's the idea?

Stay there til it sets

we'll use you for a garden gnome.

Here, have a look at this.

Looks pretty terrible.

Who's is that?

Bye love.

Bye love.

No, it's a gas.

Well, of course it needs a bit of work done on it.