Knight Rider

Come on, come on! Hurry it up!

I wanna get this stuff outta here before dawn.

And look. It's almost 5:00.

All right. Hold it.

Four million dollars' worth of prime coke shot to hell,

And we haven't even cut it yet!

Just think of it as a tax loss.

You can depreciate it over the next five years while you're in the slammer.

Anyway, it's kind ofhot in here, don't you think?

Let's move outside in the cool air.

Oh, I see him. Thank you.

Ah, hello, Devon.

Michael! What a delightful surprise.

- The office told me I'd find you here. - How very thoughtful of them.

Well, now that you're here, perhaps you'd like to order something.

Yeah. Let me have a double cheeseburger with some onions,

French fries and a Coke.

Oh, if you can't handle that, there's a takeout joint across the street.

- What's that? - Escargot.

An exotically flavored dish rendered comatose by the very thought of your order.

I'm not a fussy eater, I guess, huh? But snails!

Yes, I admit that it is an acquired taste, Michael.

But, then, so many things are.

Well, what is it you wanted to see me so urgently about?

Well, Devon, I'm really beat, you know?

I don't doubt it. Especially having just read...

the details of your latest assignment.

KITT and I made that as simple as possible.

Nobody got hurt, and those drug pushers are gonna be off the street for a long time.

Anyway, I think I need some time off.

A vacation? What an absolutely splendid idea!

Have you got any idea of a destination?

Well, I was thinking about doing some rock climbing.

Rock climbing. The Rockies...

No, I hear that the Himalayas present the greatest challenge.

- Shall I call my travel agent for you? - I wasn't thinking that big.

Oh, I see. Anyway, I won't be gone all that long.

Great.

My dear fellow, please don't push yourself on my account.

I mean, I'd hate you to burn out too quickly.

Yeah, I'll bet.

- Oshkosh. - Uh, Oklahoma.

Wrong. We're only using place names with a double vowel and a double consonant.

Oklahoma has two sets of double vowels, but no double consonant. If you had said...

KITT? Yes?

- Shut up. - It was your idea to play.

A somewhat frivolous pastime anyway when you could be briefing me on our mission instead.

We're not on a mission. We're on vacation.

- What's a vacation? - Well, it's kind of like an interlude...

you know, to relax, clear your head.

I see. But to what purpose?

- Like I said, to relax. - What does "relax" mean?

Um, it's kinda like when I put you in neutral.

Oh. How very unproductive.

Well, not for people. Now me, I'm going rock climbing.

Why? What happens when you get to the top of whatever it is you're climbing?

Nothing.

Then why climb it?

Because it's there.

I see. Well, I suppose that makes about as much sense as word games.

- Good. I'm glad you can understand it. - Not really.

After all, word games don't attempt to defy the laws of gravity like rock climbing,

An activity which could easily get you killed or seriously injured.

I didn't know you cared.

Of course I care. After all, that's the way I was programmed, isn't it?

Good morning.

**

The night crawlers are in the refrigerator.

They're right next to the, uh, Fudgesicles.

Your mealworms are on the counter. Don't worry, Clayton. You can pay me later.

- Who's Clayton? - Huh?

- And what's a night crawler? - Uh, a worm.

L- I don't mean Clayton.

Clayton is a... a very sweet old man who comes in here every morning...

to get his bait from me about this time.

- A night crawler is a worm. - I see.

I guess you're not a fisherman, are you?

No. I, uh... I always thought it was kind of boring.

Came to climb, but I've been known to get hooked on new things.

Oh.

Uh, is there something I can do for you?

Yeah. Uh, the sign in the window said "homemade hamburgers."

I sure could go for one with everything on it...

everything but the night crawlers.

No night crawlers. You got it.

Sis! You've got to come out front and see this car! It's...

Mine. You like it? Like it? Are you kiddin'?

If you hang in till I eat, I'll take you for a ride.

Really?

Uh, how would you like this cooked?

Medium. Uh, anything else with that?

- Yeah. How about some french fries? Well done. - And anything else?

- Meaningful conversation? - Rare.

Your, uh, sister have a steady boyfriend?

In this town? She's beautiful.

Yeah, I noticed. Great body.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Ready to go?

Sure. Let's do it.

Oh, could you stop up here? I mean, if it's okay with you.

Sure. How about if I drop you off, though?

I'm anxious to get settled and check out White Rock Mountain.

Okay, but I just gotta see Donny Spencer's face when I get out of this car.

He thinks he's so hot 'cause his brother's got that dumb van.

- Catch ya later. - You got it.

Hey! Come on!

Hey, hey, come on! That's enough! Knock it off! Come on!

He said your car was dumb. That's all right.

It's no big deal.

The only thing worse than leaning on my van is touching my little brother.

Trying to make sure nobody gets hurt.

- Is this yours? - Yeah. What about it?

I don't know. I mean... I mean, I love it.

I mean, it's so original. Yeah?

Well, yours is dumb. Dumb, huh?

Your family seems to have a somewhat limited vocabulary.

Hey, you talk about my family, you gotta deal with the top dog! That's me!

Oh, I didn't know you were the pick of the litter. You're really looking for it.

- Howdy, Lonny. - Sheriff.

- Any problem here? - Nothing I can't handle, Sheriff.

And with pleasure.

Yeah, I suppose so, Lonny. You just passin' through town, mister?

Kind of. I came here to do a little rock climbing.

Oh, one of those macho types, huh? Well, if you enjoy rock climbing,

White Rock is as good as they come, or so they say.

Hey, don't let us hold yo u u p.

You askin' me to get out of town?

I'm tellin' you that it takes two to make an argument.

- And if there's only one of you in town... - Suppose I decide to stay?

I'm a peace officer, son. With the emphasis on the word "peace."

Now, like I said before, it takes two to make an argument.

- But if one of you's in jail... - Any bets on who it'll be?

- Guess I better go rock climbing, huh? - That's what I call good thinking.

Whoop! Wait a minute. I'm gonna have to see your driver's license first.

What for? Well, I've gotta finish up this citation.

You made an illegal U-Turn back there.

Boy, you sure did let the sheriff push you around!

What do you think I should've done? Shot it out with him like you see in the movies?

Well, no. But still...

How old are you, Davey? Ten.

Well, if you want to make 11, 12 and 13 like that,

You better learn there's times to fight and times not to fight.

Like when you can only win?

No, that's the way bullies like Big Lonny think.

I mean only when you don't have any other choice.

*Head out on the highway *

*Lookin'for adventure *

*And whatever comes my way *

* Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen *

* Take the world in a love embrace *

*Fire all of the guns at once and *

*Explode into space *

*I like smoke and lightning *

*Heavy metal thunder *

*Racin'in the wind *

*And the feeling that I'm under *

* Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen *

* Take the world in a love embrace *

*Fire all of the guns at once and *

*Explode into space *

*Like a true nature's child *

* We were born, born to be wild *

* We can climb so high *

*Never wanna die **

Hey, you guys goin' to some kind of costume party?

That's a nice van you got there, pally.

Uh, painted it myself.

Got one of those, uh, do-It-Yourself kits.

- That must've been fun, huh? - Yeah, kinda.

Nothin' to do around here. You must get awful bored.

I still gotta do a little stripping along...

Say, fellas, what do you say we give old smart-Mouth here a fresh start?

So he can kind of keep what's left of his mind occupied like.

- Ya dig? - Right on.

Well, I guess I'm ready, KITT. See ya later.

Michael, I believe there is a considerable risk factor involved in this operation.

Vacation. Vacation. Not operation.

Yes, well, don't you think you should preprogram me in the event you don't return?

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Michael, what shall I do while you're gone?

You're on vacation too, KITT. Get some sun.

Get us some beers!

I bet the store is closed too.

Oh, I've got some news for you, man. It ain't gonna be for long.

Let's do it now!

Good morning.!

Hello. Now, you don't wanna close up with all these customers.

Look at this, huh? Aren't yo u...

Whoo, aren't you a pretty little girl!

Yes, indeed, huh?

Make yourself at home!

I knew this town wasn't as boring as it looks.

What's your name, sweet thing?

Davey Benson, and we're closed.

Shh. Well, let me explain something to you, little man.

You see, what we got right here is a special occasion.

And we're big customers. You dig?

And we're hungry. Real hungry.

Dog, go away!

I said go away, dog!

Very well, then. You leave me no choice.