Dirty

So Socrates says to the guy,

"is something right, because god says so?

Or does he say so

'cause it's the right thing to say?"

Come again?

But you know what, if you think about it,

if something's right,

or if god says something's right,

because that's the only right thing there is,

that concept,

that shit's greater than god.

And you're telling me this, why?

Well, it's called an education.

Haven't you heard, berg, knowledge is the key.

Key to what?

I don't know, happiness or some shit.

Isn't that what little jimmy Holloway said?

Who? Little jimmy Holloway.

He did a bid for frank sand, up state

a couple years back.

Right. Short guy?

Nah. He literally had a little jimmy.

Mm-hmm.

Unfortunate nickname if you ask me.

I think his given name was Charles,

something like that.

Anyway, when he came out of prison,

they found him in the river,

face down

with his little prick

stuffed halfway down this throat.

Why? Because he knew too much...

knowledge.

That's what knowledge got him.

I don't want knowledge. I want ignorance, okay?

Give me ignorance anytime.

Hey.

What's happening?

What the fuck is this? What's this philosophy shit?

Karen's taking it this semester.

Hey, man.

You know, that fiancée of yours?

What about her?

She... she... you know.

I hope she's worth every penny,

I really do.

You know, just because you decide

to treat everybody in the world

like they're out to fuck you,

that doesn't mean you're right.

No, it does. That's exactly what I mean.

Hey.

You sure these guys are coming?

Oh, ye of little faith.

My ci's solid, trust me.

Christopher. Yes, sir?

You're short again. I don't see how that's possible...

Look, how many times do we have to have this conversation?

I don't give a fuck about your excuses,

just get it right.

Yes, sir.

Where do you think you're going?

I thought that I would just clean up the glasses.

Who told you to think?

Hey, buddy, hey!

You gotta order a drink or get out.

Hey. This ain't a hotel, man. Rise and shine.

Oh, god.

Don't stand there like an idiot.

Clean that shit up.

-and the phone's not gonna answer itself, huh?

You know, sometimes, Christopher.

I wonder what the fuck I'm paying you for.

Reno tavern, how may I help you?

Where the hell are you?

Vic, calm down. Look, I'm almost done.

It's gonna be plenty of time for me to pick up Sam at 3:30.

Do you know what day it is?

shit.

He gets out early on Fridays.

I am so sorry, Vic. Is he pissed?

I'm fine, dad.

I'm the one that has to go and pick him up, drop him off,

and then I have to go back across town

to get to my meeting

which I am now gonna be late for.

I mean, fuck, Chris!

Did you at least get the money together?

I'm gonna pick up a few extra shifts next week, I promise.

Christopher, you're almost five months behind.

I mean, you're his father for Christ's sake.

I mean, what am I supposed to say?

I can't be both his parents,

there's supposed to be a father and a mother working together.

I can't do all by myself. Christopher, why didn't you put

the new signs out yet? Okay, honey, yeah.

Christopher, if you hang up on me, -love you too.

I swear... Hello? Is anyone in there?

Oh, sorry. What?

I'm going home early today,

please make sure that you lock up today.

And for god's sake, don't forget to stock

all the new inventory boxes.

Last time I came in and...

I almost tripped and I broke my neck.

yeah, I hope you break your fucking neck,

you piece of shit. What'd you say?

Huh? Nothing, I just, uh,

I said, I need a dolly.

Remember last time I messed up my back, remember?

Tough shit. Oh, yeah?

And if I'm not here Monday

'cause my worker's comp has kicked in,

who's gonna lift all those boxes? Him?

You?

Check next door.

I think they borrowed it this morning.

Eight of 'em. I count eight.

Berg, how much money

do you think they have in there?

I don't know. Let's go find out shall we?

Are you fucking serious, man?

You guys look upset.

Come on, fellas. Enjoy yourselves.

When are you gonna make $2 million in five minutes?

You tell me to enjoy ourself,

we came here to make a damn drug deal.

Straight up the business, huh? Yeah, just like that.

So, why don't you tell your boy

to pop that dope out?

Fuck it, you're right. You're right.

Guys, come on.

Bring them what they came here for.

All right.

Oh, no, that's a beautiful thing.

Show him the money, man.

It's all there. We got a deal?

That's a done deal.

LAPD, let me see some hands!

Hands! Hands!

Good afternoon, gentlemen. We're the LAPD.

You might have heard about us.

We're just gonna take a couple moments of your time

and then we're gonna be out of your hair.

You might not wanna do that.

All though they've made advances in medical science,

they haven't yet learned how to reattach a head.

well, that's a good move.

Teach your wife that one.

Can we change the subject, detective?

Here we go, first thing's first,

all you bad guys out there with the weapons,

let's see two fingers on the weapons.

Two fingers only, please. Two fingers only.

Raise 'em very slowly, very nonviolently, very good.

Now, put the weapons on the table.

Very slowly.

Very nice. You two in the back as well.

Thank you. Thank you, kindly.

Good, good.

Wow, look at this one. Now, take two steps back.

Two big steps back.

It's like that, man.

You two motherfuckers just gonna walk in here

without reading us our rights?

did we forget to do that?

I guess so. These are your rights.

You have the right

to keep your motherfucking mouth shut.

Or I'm gonna shoot your fucking head off.

Was that good? Yeah?

All right. Let's do this.

what is this, a fucking joke?

Huh?

You're the fucking police,

you can't just walk out of here

with $4 million of our drugs and money.

Oh, wow. You finished 8th grade.

Good for you.

Wonderful. Come on, let's go.

Do you have any fucking clue who I am?

I'm gonna enjoy killing you slowly.

Yeah, that's right. I'm even gonna kill your family members.

And I'm gonna start with that stink ass whore

you call your mom.

This way she don't go around polluting us

with any fucking greedy motherfuckers like you.

Was there anything else?

Can we finish what we came here to do?

I think we got everything we came here to get.

Let's go.

Right on. Come on.

See you later, pig, you fucking bitch.

You know what?

You know what, I've had a change of heart.

I'm gonna give you your cut.

It's about time.

Here it is.

That wasn't so tough, was it, detective?

What the fuck? Why did we do that?