Legends of Lust (Feng yue qi tan) (風月奇譚)

I lift up my head

Here I am at the Fengyue Brothel

The girls are lovely here

All very charming

Cuihong, Xiaoxiao

Haixian, Yindi and Jinbao

Big eyes

Slim waists

Gorgeous figures

Perfect! All the right curves in right places

Girls, upstairs downstairs, front and back courtyards

Come out to greet the guests

They're here

Haitang, Qingwen

Xiaoyu, Meibao, Meihong

Guohua, Xiaojuan, Yulan

Yingchun, Meifang, Huijuan

What's going on?

They are like Romeo and Juliet

They've got hearts for each other

Really?

Mr. Wang has been here for over a month

He has very much taken to Jinbao

They seem serious

He has spent all his money

He'll go back home in Shanghai to get more

Crying their eyes out

Exchanging their vows, and love tokens

What kind of love tokens?

Mr. Wang said he'll take out a tooth

He will marry no one but Jinbao

And Jinbao will cut off her hair

She said she'll be his wife for sure

I'm getting her a pair of scissors

Did she mean it?

This is the Fengyue Brothel

That's the Chonger Room

Named after the famous brothel

Over here is the Yinshuo Room

Meaning relaxed so to speak

Things are true and false at the same time

No, I meant the tooth

Of course

You... have done it?

Yes, a word is a word

Jinbao, I'm serious about you

Xiaowang, my heart aches

And I'm in pain too

She's doing this for real?

Of course not

You can't trust a prostitute

The rich customer has fallen in love

Jinbao, have you cut your hair?

Take this; you'll know I'm always with you

Jinbao

My precious...

Don't worry, once I arrive in Shanghai

...I'll let my parents know

I'll come back for you

Remember to bring the things I want

Yes I will

Mountains of gold, silver, anything you want

Baozhu, Cuilian, Xiaofeng

Xiaocui, Qiuhong

They're all here, sirs

Some have customers, some are escorts

I heard there are three new girls

One is the lady boss of a pottery store?

I heard she's quite a woman

You meant Haixian?

Yes, call her here

Because of her affairs her husband died

Really?

Call her

She's very popular

We'll wait

There's a long list; maybe not today

She's so popular?

Yes, let me tell you

She's good in bed, and off the bed too

Right next door

Stop it

Why are you in such a hurry?

I can't wait

Are you for real?

The word is that you cheated on your husband

Is that the truth?

All men cheat

...on their wives. And then

...you go around accusing wives to be promiscuous

Tell me what happened

Cheating on husbands

It's so unfair

If a woman is caught cheating

She got beaten to death

Marriage to a useless guy is so unfortunate

Lady boss...

Hey, you scared me!

What were you thinking about?

She's quite pretty

Can't believe she cheated on her husband

Right, she deserves to be cut into pieces

What do you want to buy?

A chamber pot

My husband broke it

How come she knows your size?

Oh!

What?

What are you talking about?

Ain't the first time you buying a chamber pot from her

Wang Dachui

Lawyer Diao...

You have a pen?

A pen?

To write down my accounts

I use charcoal

Lady boss...

Lawyer Diao...

Could I borrow a pen?

What?

A pen

Speak clearly

So, working on a new case?

Yes, that case

For the plaintiff?

No

Caught in the act, sent to the judge

Sentenced to be beheaded

For the defendant?

Can you help?

Of course, otherwise I won't get paid

I don't sell chamber pots

Shut up

Eat chamber pots

What's there to eat?

Do you eat a banana with the skin?

You lawyers just like to argue

You can turn right to wrong

Of course

I've got to help others

I love to help

You saw her

That girl looked pretty

And she's married to an aged fella

Aged fellow?

Hello, Boss

What aged fellow?

Wang, the boss is back

I'm chatting with the lady boss

Brew this herbal drink for me

Yes

Collecting money?

I've been to Xuzhou

Got it all?

Give that to me, boss

Of course not

I'm going to freshen up and lie down, don't forget

I won't

Be careful when you open your mouth next time

...or I'll slap you

Come on, it's an accident

If something happens to you one day...

What do you mean?

Forget about what I said, thanks for your pen

Go to hell

What now?

Lawyer Diao...

Sorry

Would have spat on you if you were someone else

I want to buy a chamber pot

Too big. Another one

Pick yourself

That's for kids

It's all right

Sorry...

I want to learn

What's with you? Are you mad?

I'm mad...

See you

Damn cat

Damn it

Where're you going?

Asshole, stop running

Who's that?

Zhang

Help me, the boss is getting suspicious again

Or he'll beat me up

I can't take it

What happened?

Don't ask

Take this

Go over to my bed in a while

No matter what the boss does

Keep your mouth shut

Then...

Just go

Asshole

I'll kill you, bitch

Beat you up good

Bitch