Alpha Males (Machos alfa)

Let's go. We've been here for an hour.

I wanna see what she looks like.

She's fucking her son's father. It's serious.

How are we gonna know it's her?

Intuition. Forty-something, fuckable.

I fucked Pedro yesterday.

- You're back together? - No.

What do you mean, no?

Tell us more, girl.

Luis.

- Luis! - What are you doing?

Damn it! Luis.

Honey?

- Where are you going? - Well, I...

Look at Valentino Rossi here.

- What's he doing? - He thinks he's leaning.

- It's the overqualified one. - Hey!

Have you guys inseminated?

No. She's no good as a co-mother anymore.

Because we hooked up.

I was looking for copper and found gold.

She's a good lay, huh?

So now that you have an analog girlfriend, you don't want a kid anymore?

I do, but with someone else.

And so does Eva. They're already looking for candidates.

Do they charge you again?

That's a classic pyramid scheme.

So your plan is to date one person

and have a baby with another one

while you're in a relationship with a virtual girlfriend

and living with your ex.

- No. - What could go wrong?

No. I'm breaking up with Lola.

It's just that canceling the subscription is complicated.

Tell me about it.

Don't touch the keys.

So, Esther was wondering what the hell was going on here,

and I told her that Raúl could explain things better.

Since it was your idea.

So, welcome to our Batcave.

A safe space where we can be sexist in peace.

The concept's gone downhill a little because he started bringing girls.

One. And just once.

- Fuck. - Let me get this straight.

You four rented a love shack, and my husband's the maid.

He pays less.

Marimar.

Where are you? We need to talk, don't you think?

Yeah, but you caught me changing the tires.

ALPHA MALES

The Church considers annulment in cases of spousal immaturity,

lack of discernment, one spouse not being open to having children.

- I meet all the requirements. - I can confirm he's immature.

I got a vasectomy as soon as I got married.

Perfect. I'm shocked, but this is great.

So how long does it take to get this Catholic annulment?

- About two years. - Two years?

Kicking her out is like an eviction.

The tricky part is you're married to the squatter.

Marimar, I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting.

I'm just asking for one last chance.

If you ever loved me, come with me somewhere.

I'm not going anywhere. You're the one who has to leave.

If you come with me, and you still want a divorce,

I promise I'll leave.

Marriage is a response to the specific calling

to live in conjugal love as a reflection of the love between Christ and the Church.

It's a lifelong vocation, like priesthood.

That's why these retreats are so important.

You're the resistance.

Hi, Luz. How are you?

Why's she here again?

Ari? She likes it here, and it's a big house.

Ari? Are you kidding me?

Honey, can you tell me what the hell it is you want?

For you not to bring your whores home.

Wasn't the thrill the whole point of an open relationship?

Can you stop playing dumb and talk about what's going on between us?

- And what is going on? - I don't know.

Great.

This sucks.

Hey, maybe you could use a little trip.

Get some fresh air.

- Where do you want to go now? - No, by yourself.

I don't know.

A cruise, Thailand, a beautiful Caribbean island. My treat.

If you want to get rid of me, there are more elegant ways.

More elegant than paying for a trip to the Caribbean?

She wants me gone so she can fuck in the house in peace.

Well, it is hers.

She says I can bring whoever I want. She's so screwed.

I'm in!

Maybe I'll get inspired on the beach for my short. I haven't started yet.

My marriage is going to shit.

Like everyone's.

Punta Cana?

Daniela, we have a baby.

Patri too. We're all going.

The hotel has a kids club.

You drop the baby off at 8:00 a.m. and get it back at 11:00 p.m.

Do we have to take a plane?

Patri, you're more likely to die in a domestic accident than on a plane.

Don't tell her that.

You go. A vacation in the Caribbean will do you good.

I'd miss the baby right away.

- Me too. What are you implying? - Nothing.

Would you rather stay here on your own? Do you have other plans?

No, but...

Do you want me to go?

I'd feel less like a bad mother if we both went.

Yeah, but would we stay in separate rooms? Together?

Luz's wife is paying. I'll ask her.

Because lately you've got me kind of confused.

Seven swimming pools, eight restaurants, six bars.

- Santi. - A 10,000-square-feet spa.

- A hot tub, the beach right in front. - I have to work.

And it's free.

A friend's inviting us. Well, the wife of a friend.

She's a lesbian, a multimillionaire, and very generous.

She doesn't wanna go, you idiot.

You go and enjoy. It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But I'd love to share it with you.

Watch the sunrise from the balcony...

- You're so pathetic. - Would you shut up?

Gotta go. I have to pay.

Okay, honey. Big kiss.

Fine. You made me feel bad. I'll go to the beach with you.

The point is for you to get out of my life, not deeper into it.

Esther, I need to give more notice for personal days.

Well, you can stay, but I need a vacation.

I wanna go to the Caribbean for free too.

So stop complaining. You're pushing my buttons.

Are we taking the kids?

Luis, I said a vacation.

Okay. They're old enough anyway.

It's a chance to test their maturity and leave them on their own.

I think it's too soon.

Esther, don't overprotect them. We need to trust them.

I'm still not sure. Mother's intuition.

The harder it is for you to love your spouse,

the freer your love will be.

Not feeling it means you'll be choosing it.

Totally.

- Go on. Sorry. - Raúl.

Sorry, Father, I didn't understand...

What's up, Pedrito?

You're coming to Punta Cana, right?

Punta Cana?

Luz invited us. We're all going.

Luz?

She must've had a fight with her wife,

and she sent her on vacation with her friends.

Yeah.

Does anyone else want to open up and share their weaknesses?

Come on.

Go ahead.

My name's Raúl, and I'm

a shitty husband.

I've tried to change, for the love of this great woman. God knows I have.

But I still watch porn. More than ever.

And I have a sexual assault charge filed by an employee I kissed.

And I had a vasectomy because I don't want kids.

My own or disabled ones.

And I gave a hand job to Rafa,

the guy who blew me on my wedding night.

Congratulations, Raúl. What an honest testimony.

You finally opened up, my love.

It's the grace of God.

You're not getting rid of me.

It's amazing how these things take off and stay in the air.

- It's called physics, honey. - That's mansplaining.

What? No.

We're flying business class. You've outdone yourself.

If we have to travel, we travel in comfort.

How many have you had?

- It's a nine-hour flight. I want to sleep. - What's up, guys?

Hey.

Why's she here? Weren't they getting divorced?

- You're bringing Marimar? - What about Blanca?

What?

- Holy shit! What are you doing here? - Luz invited me.

Don't worry. You have separate rooms.

- What did I ever do to you? - She called me.

- Fuck. - Besides, didn't you want to kick her out?

Take the opportunity to reach an amicable agreement.

There's an open bar.

A week in the Caribbean with Blanca.

I'd rather be kidnapped by Somali pirates.

Hi.

- Another gin and tonic, please. - Esther.

It's free.

Damn.

- Champagne! - Where are you going?

- Welcome to Lopesan Costa Bávaro. - Hi. Thank you.

That's enough. Please.

You're all checked in. You have full board with drinks included.

You and Paz can fight whenever you want.

It's fine by us.

She's staring at me. I think she recognized me.

No, they're all foreigners.