True Blood

I mean Sophie Anne no harm.

I intend to marry her.

I need to run.

Cool down. I used to get in a lot of fights.

I'm a cop.

I don't think you are a cop.

I'm Jason Stackhouse and I wanna know you.

We all know it's your queen behind this, Northman.

I confess. I sold the blood at my queen's command,

and accused Bill to protect her.

Unless I give the Magister Compton,

he'll murder my progeny.

What are you doing here? I just thought that maybe

you'd like to go watch a movie or something.

You are trying to discover the origins

of your human's mental condition,

because there is a payoff.

It's a theory beautifully built.

But it has nothing to do with me.

There is no forever for us.

It's only now.

That ain't true, it couldn't be.

Give me back my boy!

He ain't going anywhere with you.

You don't get it! I own him!

Your Bon Temps piece of ass is right here in Jackson.

Where? Where is Sookie?

We'll celebrate your last night as a human.

What? Will you be my vampire bride?

Russell wants what he wants and he takes it.

And this? Oh, some random tribal crown.

Viking.

Oh! Ah!

Bill! You've gotta get her

out of Jackson as fast as you can!

Grab the girl.

No!

Ha-ha-ha! Fantastic!

Well, guess who turned out to be

completely unworthy of our trust.

No. Hm.

Why? What's happened?

He's been hiding something very interesting from us all.

Bill!

Are you serious?

I am almost 3000 years old.

Eric, get her out of here, please.

Eric, what are you doing?

I wouldn't let go of this if I were you.

I don't know what it is, but I do know it's quite valuable.

[JACE EVERETT'S "BAD THINGS" PLAYING]

Eric, what the fuck?

I've not had the pleasure of tasting it,

but all my instincts say it would be quite extraordinary.

I will never, ever forgive you for this.

Mm. It thinks we're equals.

Oh, but it's wrong. Isn't it? Indeed.

Do you care nothing about our home?

Talbot, not now. When?

[TALBOT SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

What are you going to do with our Mr. Compton,

if I may ask?

Marco, Klaus, take Mr. Compton to the slave quarters.

There, my dear, you will kill him.

No!

But what's...? Do not defy me!

I am your king!

Your Majesty.

Take Miss Stackhouse into the library, Eric.

I wanna ask her a few questions

after I repair the state of affairs of my marriage.

Bill, I will get you out of here.

Eric, you save her, I beg you.

If you do kill him...

I will kill you.

Oh, please. Please try.

Without that sanctimonious little prick, Godric,

to save you,

I would just love to rip you open

and wear your rib cage as a hat.

Please tell me you were just doing that

for the king's benefit.

I don't think anyone plays the king of Mississippi

and gets away with it.

I certainly have no intentions of trying.

Why are you even here?

I thought you had other things to deal with.

Yeah, I do, and I need to think.

So please don't take this the wrong way, but shut up.

Eric, please, I'm begging you... Thank you.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]

And what is your vegetable of the day?

That would be the peas.

Hm.

And how are those prepared?

Those are dumped out of a can into a big pot and heated up.

I mean, where do you think you are, lady, Red Lobster?

Hey, I am paying good money to eat here.

You wanna keep any of that cheap dyed hair

you better stop mouthing off to me.

Tap the titty. Oh, come on.

Well, that sucked.

And not in a good way.

Oh.

Lafayette, I got an order. What?

Sam and Tommy already done gone.

Ain't we closed yet? Nope.

Curlers over there wants the chicken fried steak,

extra gravy on the side, extra mash, no veggies.

Hell, no. You want me to help?

Can you cook? I can do a lot of things.

Oh, Lordy.

"And I want a freshly cut lemon in my iced tea,

not some dried-out thing that's been sitting around all day."

Aah! Dagnabbit.

Look what I just did.

Oh, I got lemon juice on it too.

No, sorry. Arlene, sometimes it just happens.

Please don't kill me. I'm pregnant.

That probably just makes you wanna eat me even more.

Oh, God.

This is why people hate y'all.

I just haven't eaten in days.

I love how warm you are.

I feel like I'm on fire.

Yeah. Me too.

That's because we are...

on fire.

I ain't no virgin.

Me neither.

But you make me feel like one.

Not me.

You make me feel like 110 percent woman.

Whoa. Oh.

Don't hurt me. Or do.

I don't care.

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Huh?

I ain't into any pervert stuff.

What? I didn't mean it like that.

Then what in blazes was it you did mean?

I meant...

Um...

Don't break my heart.

What did I say?

This ain't right.

It ain't

I wanted to just get a taste

of something I could remember forever, but...

Goddamn it, I ain't gonna let you see me cry.

Hey.

Hey, there's no reason for you to cry.

Not when you're with me.

I'll take care of you.

What?

I gotta go.

No. Crystal. Keep it down.

Hey.

I ain't letting you go. Ain't nobody owns me.

Well, when am I gonna see you again?

Never. This can't happen. It's too dangerous.

Dangerous? Why?

Just forget me, for both our sakes.

So all that stuff about caring about me, that was just crap?

I never said I cared about you. Maybe you dreamt it.

You big phony. Big hat, no cattle.

Do you mind? I'm trying to think here.

I thought you said my life was too valuable to throw away.

You are valuable, that's very clear.

I'm just not sure why.

"Sookie, I'm risking everything to tell you this,

because you mean so much to me. You make me feel almost human."

You mean nothing to me, understand? Nothing.

I'm close to getting something I've wanted

since I was still human.

Do not get in my way.

I hate your fucking guts, Eric Northman.

I promise I will pay you back for this.

Sorry to have kept you waiting. A husband's work is never done.

Leave us. As you wish.

Now, tell me what you are.

I'm a waitress. Yes, and I am Marie of Romania.

I'm a very patient man, Miss Stackhouse.