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Jude?
Uh, yeah?
Whatcha doin'?
Uh... Oh, I was just, uh, checking focus.
Right.
Hey, you know, Professor Watts, the camera really loves you.
My short film is an erotic thriller
and I could really use someone of your, uh, talents.
- Dream on. - Can't blame a guy for trying.
Can, actually.
Yeah.
I'm gonna need a boom, too.
Just make sure to sign it out with the rest of the equipment.
Hey.
I thought you weren't shooting until this weekend.
No, it's fine. It's fine.
I told you to call if you needed help.
Give me, uh, 15 minutes,
something like that, and I'll stop by on my way out.
Yeah, okay.
All right. Sounds good.
Nice location.
Okay, guys. Not funny. Come out.
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
Guys, this isn't funny.
I swear if any of you try to jump out and scare me, I would fail you so fast.
Guys.
Guys, I'm not kidding.
You scared me.
Are you... are you filming me?
Why?
That doesn't look like very much clothing.
Oh, it's enough.
Put this around your neck.
Hey, guys, so Professor Watts
was going to lead the discussion today but I guess she got held up.
So as the assistant teacher, I will be leading the discussion today.
So what do you guys think the director...
Okay, you guys aren't dismissed. Uh, how about, uh...
Okay, that's fine, um, you guys...
Maddie.
Please tell me you're coming this weekend, please? Please.
I... I don't know. Uh, seems like a bad idea.
Are you kidding? It's gonna be amazing. A weekend getaway from campus.
We'll have vodka and, you know, Lando's gonna have a pot
Noah's gonna be there.
Oh, right, yeah, that's weird.
Solution, complete and utter avoidance.
It's a big cabin, plenty of room to avoid, right?
- You don't even know that. - It's probably big.
- Krog. - Yo.
- How big is your dad's cabin? - Cabins. Plural as in multiple.
- You coming? - I don't know.
Tabitha, heard you're shooting a horror film this weekend for your final project.
- Oh, you heard that. - That's what we heard.
Congratulations. That's awesome for you.
- So what's your monster? - My what?
Oh, my God. Your subgenre.
- Ghost? Exorcism? Creature feature? - Actually it's a slasher flick.
Oh, wow, yeah.
Would you say that's the lowest form of entertainment?
Yeah, like right here, Kardashians
and right above that, slasher movies.
For your information, the original Halloween
- happens to be a cinematic masterpiece. - Krog, shut up.
What exactly are you, guys, doing for your project? Remains of the Day?
It's an autobiographical drama actually.
- Man's search for meaning. - Whoa! Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry I seem to have fallen asleep.
- How long you've been talking? - You're hilarious.
Entertaining. That's the word you're looking for, buddy.
Have fun this weekend at your cinematic circle-jerk.
Oh, so your film is gonna be boring and sophomoric.
Good luck.
Tabitha, are you fully casted yet?
Yes.
Uh, maybe. Why?
You know Maddie, right? She's an amazing actress.
- Hi. - Oh, yeah? Have you studied?
Um, yeah, she's got an agent and everything, and check out this look.
Blond hair, blue eyes, She's America's sweetheart.
- Huh? Well, we already have our final girl but... - Yeah, but...
- I might have something for you if you come up this weekend. - Yeah.
Bring a bunch of changes of clothes so I have options.
- Something you don't mind getting bloody. - Ooh.
Yes. She is so good, you won't believe it.
Um, so, who's bringing booze? I don't like beer.
This is not a weekend rager. This is work.
If you guys are coming out this weekend, you have to be committed to the film.
Jesus Christ, Tabitha. Lando's doing the beer run, okay?
Talk to him. Tell him I want some Jaeger.
- Ow! - Dude.
Boom. You wanna be famous, you wanna be an actress,
who helps you out, who sets you up?
- You do. - Damn right.
- We need to find Lando. - I don't like being assaulted.
Okay, yeah, the film sounds cool,
and I could always use another credit, and I'm an "amazing actress".
But I already started working on my project,
and I've been successfully avoiding Noah for like 10 days now, and I...
Jacob! Where's Lando?
Yeah, what up, Harlowe? Lookin' foxy.
Who even says that? Jacob, focus.
Where's Lando, have you seen him?
Oh, yeah, he said he's going to get liquor for this weekend.
- Shit! - You guys coming to this thing?
You guys should come, it's gonna be lit.
- Hey, Maddie. - Oh, hey, Cam.
You doing the film shoot this weekend?
Mm, I don't know, maybe. You?
Yeah. Tabitha wants me to act in it.
Oh, cool. Me too.
- Really? - Yeah.
That is... That's cool.
I'm the guy who seems like the good guy,
but might turn out to be the killer.
- Maddie! - It would...
Bye, Cam.
Maybe I'll see you.
Maddie. How much money do you have?
- None. Zero. - Lando, come on.
What could possibly make you think
that I would drop my own money to buy you booze?
- 'Cause you're nice. - Yeah, a nice capitalist.
- You want liquor, I want some cash. - That sounds reasonable.
Fine. How about a ride? Can we get a ride,
is that too much to ask?
Yeah, I could do that. We're leaving at 3, don't be late.
Thank you, Lando.
Thank you, Lando.
- Damn, he's so hot. - Yeah, I'm not going.
Why?
I'm just gonna get some vodka from my roommate,
and by the time she realizes I took it, we'll be in the middle of nowhere.
It's literally not about vodka.
You're going, you deserve this, okay?
We're gonna go, we're gonna party our faces off.
and you're gonna be in Tabitha's movie,
and then on Sunday, when we drive back,
you'll be done with your part of the film project
and everyone will know that you're totally over Noah.
- What if I'm not? - You are.
Now, let's go pack, and don't forget to bring something sexy.
I'm not doing that.
I'm thinking a low-cut flannel kind of thing.
So like a hot rustic camper look?
Can you make room for the camera?
Is that okay?
It's only the whole reason for this trip!
Why are you yelling?
Hi. Are you with the film?
- Uh, Catherine? - Yeah.
Hi, I'm Abigail, I'm the producer. You were so good in Chicago.
Thank you so much. That show was so fun.
But this is gonna be great for me.
My... my resume is a little theater-heavy
- and I could really use some film credits. - Yeah.
Uh, hey, can I put this in the car somewhere?
You're the makeup artist, right?
- That's me, Laurie. - Awesome!
She's amazing, so talented.
- Uh, who are you? - That's Pete.
I'm Pete!
Oh, funny story.
Pete was hanging out in the dance studio
and just overheard us talking about shooting a film and wanted to tag along.
Yeah, I was like I'm not doing anything this weekend, so.
- Isn't that so fun? - "So fun".
Uh, okay, I guess I can put you to work.
Do you know how to set up a C-stand?
What's a C-stand?
So can I put this in the car, or?
Hey. Tons of room in my ride.
I'm Jacob.
Catherine.
Hey, Krog, I need to sit in the front.
Oh, well, that's a shame, 'cause... 'cause I definitely,
most certainly absolutely called shotgun.
- But I'm the producer. - No, no. Not in real life.
In real life, you are just another college student named Abigail,
who did not call shotgun.
I get carsick.
That's sad. Now, I know, for me,
if I got carsick easily, and I knew that about myself,
well, you can bet for damn sure I'd be calling shotgun.
Like right away, you know?
- Hey, you should try that. - You're an asshole, Krog.
An asshole in the front seat.
Wait, wait for me. I almost didn't make it.
- Maddie. - I... I'm so happy that you talked me into this.
It's a small school, what am I gonna do, avoid my ex-boyfriend forever?
- Let's just have a fun weekend. - Okay, but Maddie, listen to me.
We've got room for one!
- Oh, we can't ride together? - Um.
- Got a seat over here. - Pulling out, let's go!
Okay. Hey, thank you for talking me into this. You're right, I need a break.
- I'll see you there. - But, Maddie, wait. Um...
- Okay. Wait. Uh... - Where do I...
Hi, Noah.
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